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LOL.....One never knows what one misses if they don't read all the posts...Hey I only wanted some hints on how to make single beds in the carry van...not what goes between them ...All I know is I'm not going to miss reading any posts that gets posted here again...
By the way I am beggered if I know what it is ??????keep us posted Bassie ( I luv the name thanks for that one Monica :) But I am sorry bassie it doesn't help me with the bed making ... I think I will try Vic 41's idea I think I might be able to tackle that...

keep the posts coming I might miss something ...hehehe   rofl.gif

-- Edited by Escape on Tuesday 16th of June 2009 03:14:11 PM

-- Edited by Escape on Tuesday 16th of June 2009 03:30:28 PM



The one thing you never know about this forum is that you never know where the thread will go.... I think it's called "Rounding out ones knowledge"....

 



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Well if this discussion is for the ladies so is the device pictured, no man in his right mind would want his wife to use one of these!! Anyone want to guess what it is?

Bassie, I think that contraption is a hoop that the ladies worn to keep their skirts out and away from their legs, and nope that is not what I was afraid to write before.  (grin)

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Think we will stick with too much time in front of the computer................LOL

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oh damn, I see I am too late, you have already given out the answer.  And believe it or not I was thinking along the lines of conceptives and I wasnt too far out, was I ?

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Well Basil,I read your post with great amusement.I then thought ,Ibbo,stay away from making any comments.Well after a quick wine or two I cant contain myself any longer(another bad choice of words lol).Baz,is the device worn,held,hidden away in forbidden places or what.I tried to visualise the damsel in distress reaching into her hanbag,grabbing the weapon and shouting out something along the line of"Cop this young Harry"or similar.Back to my tipple.Pouring with rain here so I am having happy hour with Wally the Staffie.Cheers.Ibbo.

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I hope this topic stays open for a long time. The way Mas cackling we will have enough eggs to sell at the weekend market to keep me in beer for a month.

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Guru,amazing forum.We cant say c o c k as in c o c k a to o but we can safely talk about weapons of mass destruction.Oh well back to the grappa.Cheers.Ibbowink

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I tried to visualise the damsel in distress reaching into her handbag

Ibbo, I didnt know damsels had handbags in those days confuse

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Well Basil,I read your post with great amusement.I then thought ,Ibbo,stay away from making any comments.Well after a quick wine or two I cant contain myself any longer(another bad choice of words lol).Baz,is the device worn,held,hidden away in forbidden places or what.I tried to visualise the damsel in distress reaching into her hanbag,grabbing the weapon and shouting out something along the line of"Cop this young Harry"or similar.Back to my tipple.Pouring with rain here so I am having happy hour with Wally the Staffie.Cheers.Ibbo.




 Ibbo, I have the instructions in front of me as I speak....This heinous device is "inserted" you know where before the intended victim sets forth on her night of booze and interupted debauchery "can safely remain in place for up to 24 hours" it says, "precluding any act of unwanted intercourse"... Well let me tell ya It would not stop me simply because I'm more your average coctail frankfurt rather than your average saveloy....
Definatley should be spending more time packing...


Here is what the feminist mormon housewives say about this;
Vagina Dentata: Rapex, the anti-rape female condom

By: Idahospud - May 31, 2007

The prototype to Rapex was announced in 2005, and production will make it available in South Africa in the coming months for approximately 15 cents each. It was invented by South African medical technologist Sonette Ehlers, in response to South Africas rape epidemicarguably the highest rate of sexual assault in the world with an estimated one million rapes per year (with an estimated 40% of those against children). Couple that statistic with the highest AIDS rate in the world, and it is small wonder that drastic measures such as Rapex are proposed.

Rapex looks like a female condom, but with one stunning difference: upon penetration, 25 hooklike barbs attach themselves to the skin of the penis, and the device is then transferred from female to male and can only be removed by a doctor. The idea is that the rapists pain would disarm him long enough for the victim to get away, and would require him to turn himself inevidence unmistakeablein order to avoid permanent damage.

The devices announcement has met with some criticism, not least of which is that it doesnt actually prevent a rape, but rather interrupts it. Others charge that it would only be effective for vaginal rapes (and only if it were not detected beforehand), and not at all for gang rapeand may inspire further violence upon the victim. As an AIDS prevention, it appears risky because an infected mans blood from his wounds may infect his victim. Further, it could be used to frame a man who was lead to believe that sex was consensual. And then there is the philosophical argument that such a measure puts the onus of protection from rape upon the woman herself rather than on law enforcement and on the culture that shrugs when rape occurs.

The part of me that despises rapists and wants to see them get what they deserve applauds this innovation as a sort of fear-based gender-levelling: let men know what its like to change behavior for safetys sake, to wonder who might be armed, so to speak. However, it seems to me that Rapexs risks outweigh its benefits. I recognize that from my cushy, American, middle-class, rural soapbox I have truly no concept of what our sisters and their children in such cultural conditions endure, and for me to discourage a tool such as Rapex is perhaps to behave ignorantlyI dont know. As the mom of five daughters, this is a charged issue for me and adds fervency to my prayers and wishes for their health and safety. As a woman, I mourn for the world in which my sisters feel that wearing razors inside their bodies is a good thing.



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OMG....Bassie you have solved the answer to my question re: making the beds...I will never have a problem in making them again I will always think of you when I make my beds in my carry van eyepopping.gif I will have forgotten about the broken back.

keep them coming

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OMG....Bassie you have solved the answer to my question re: making the beds...I will never have a problem in making them again I will always think of you when I make my beds


Katrina, may I ask how you have solved your bed making problem


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Blimey Basil.Well thats it for me,no more evil thoughts no more looking and then cant remember why I was looking.From now on when we go to the RSL I will wear my jeans back to front.Can you imagine going to your Dr and asking him to dehook you,makes you feel for fish when you see all those hook thingys.W orse thing is Basil.....my wife has now read your post and she reckons"watch it Marty".What she means I do not know ,but when we go shopping and she gets near where the "mens" things are sold I will be checking the bloody labels.Well onwards and back to the fridge,the grape growers are relying on my help.Cheers.Ibbo

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Thank God Basil,I thought I would never  come up with an excuse for the tired sausage.SWMBO thought  it was because of RED wine.I know it is too much GOLF.LOL
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Hi Monica..just read Basils replies and they will fix anything..I have almost forgotten what I originally post for ...O thats right the bed making  verses the sore (broken) back..

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Hmmmm.........might as well join the rest of the deviates....he he! So any male contemplating oral sex without permission could end up looking like Pinocchio ??????

-- Edited by Vic41 on Tuesday 16th of June 2009 09:41:29 PM

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Well guys looks like you have met your match with this one, wonder what they would come up with for a woman attempting to rape a man LOL. Helena.

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Well guys looks like you have met your match with this one, wonder what they would come up with for a woman attempting to rape a man LOL. Helena.




 There is an interesting case before the courts In Melbourne as we speak concerning just this.
Story in a nutshell;
Mates hire an "exotic dancer" for a blokes bucks night, everyone gets blind drunk, Erotic Dancer gets carried away and mounts said "Groom in waiting" with a "strap on" (heres a link for the deviates among you;) http://www.lovenestboutique.com/strapon_devices.shtml
 The charge is Rape and the woman could get what males normally get for this reprehensible offence.
Basil wonders if he could sue his proctoligist for having his way with him?



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Hmmmm.........might as well join the rest of the deviates....he he! So any male contemplating oral sex without permission could end up looking like Pinocchio ??????

-- Edited by Vic41 on Tuesday 16th of June 2009 09:41:29 PM



Vic Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate I can assure you that you are no deviate, you are perfectly normal. As far as sex goes my mind no longer boggles, every possible contingency has been explored and exploited, now what were you saying about Pinochio?sot0006.jpg

What will they think of next?
I'm waiting for 1 of you to admit owning one of these.......



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The mind boggles.After looking at the strap on pee Bee,willy,populating stick etc.I think that I will stick to making beds. We have found that the best way to make up the double bed in the Penguin is to pull the mattress away from the wall,slip the bottom sheet over it and then push matress back against wall.Oh well time to go down to the Cavern,my turn on the wrack.....................just Joking.Cheers Ibbo.yawn



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Hmmmm.........opting out of this one !  The thought police might get me arrested!

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-- Edited by Vic41 on Thursday 18th of June 2009 02:09:05 AM

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And the topic was about bed making surprising where it can lead to. Helena.

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Helena wrote:

And the topic was about bed making surprising where it can lead to. Helena.




Not too much by way of linear thinking with this mob, Eh????

 



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