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sgntbilko


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Global Facts . . .
At Any Given Moment:
 


 
FACT:79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now.

 
FACT:58,000,000 are kissing.
 
FACT:
37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
 
FACT:
1 old timer is reading emails.
 
You hang in there, Sunshine . . .



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Cruising Granny


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And a crippled, fat old granny is reading the Grey Nomads forum.
Bugger!

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Makes 2 of us Granny, rotfl

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Really!!!!!(Shock; Horror)

You'll just have to take yourselves in hand!

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It must be my turn tonight here's hoping

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And we can all still smile, even laugh at ourselves.
Life's good. Cheers Chris

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Its fantastic that laughter is good for the soul.

It makes everything feel ok for a while.

Laugh and grin a little as it is contageous.  Glad the joke made a few of us have a bit of funsmile.gif

Take care and stay well



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Basil Faulty


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Wombat 280 wrote:

It must be my turn tonight here's hoping


Well Wombat - any sordid details, did you take the morning after pill for Blokes?

 



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La la la la. Not listening!
Get a room you blokes!

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