check out the new remote control Jockey Wheel SmartBar rearview170 Beam Communications SatPhone Shop Topargee products Enginesaver Low Water Alarms
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: servicing the herd


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 588
Date:
servicing the herd


My herd of Lowlines, were due to be services, as they had all dropped their calfs, and it was time to pump em back up.

So I bundled them into the cattle crate and headed to my mate who had a good bull. When he was finished i loaded them backup and returned

The next morning I rolled over and asked Monica to look out the window and see if they were laying down (sure sign they are pregnent). She said no! they are not.

So I trundle out, load em up and repeat yesterdays events

Again the following morning I ask Monica to check - reply no

Again, in the cold, I repeat the event

This morning I asked Mon, who was getting cranky at this, and again she say's no, BUT, they have loaded themselves and one is in the front, tooting the horn!!!

__________________
The devil made me do it - to hell with the Devil
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us
Purchase Grey Nomad bumper stickers Read our daily column, the Nomad News The Grey Nomad's Guidebook