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Roostertales


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The Four Cats

 
 






 
 
 
Four men were bragging about how smart

 
 
their cats were.

 
 
The first man was an Engineer,

 
 
the second man was an Accountant,

 
 
the third man was a Chemist, and

 
 
the fourth man was a Government Employee.

 
 



 
 
 
To show off, the Engineer called his cat,

 
 
'T-square, do your stuff.'

 
 



 
 
 
T-square pranced over to the desk,

 
 
took out some paper and pen and promptly

 
 
drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

 
 
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

 
 



 
 
 
But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

 
 
He called his cat and said,

 
 
'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'

 
 
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned

 
 
with a dozen cookies.

 
 
He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

 
 



 
 
 
Everyone agreed that was pretty good!

 
 



 
 
 
But the Chemist said his cat could do better.

 
 
He called his cat and said,

 
 
'Measure, do your stuff.'

 
 



 
 
 
Measure got up, walked to the fridge,

 
 
took out a quart of milk,

 
 
got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard

 
 
and poured exactly 8 ounces

 
 
without spilling a drop into the glass..

 
 



 
 
 
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

 
 



 
 
 
Then the three men turned to the

 
 
Government Employee and said,

 
 
'What can your cat do?'

 
 



 
 
 
The Government Employee called his cat and said,

 
 
'Coffee Break, do your stuff.'

 
 



 
 
 
Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......

 
 

 
 
 
ate the cookies........

 
 
drank the milk........

 
 
**** on the paper.......

 
 

 
 
 
screwed the other three cats.......

 
 
claimed he injured his back while doing so.......

 
 

 
 
 
filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......

 
 

 
 
 
put in for Workers' Compensation...............and

 
 
went home for the rest of the day on sick leave..

 
 



 
 
 

 
 
 
AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO

 
 
WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!

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sgntbilko


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Another goodie.

Great one.  Thought it quite true even in joke form.  he he he



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