an elderly woman walked into the reserve bank of australia and asks if she could make a deposit, a gentleman aproached and told her that "in the reserve bank of australia we do not take deposits"

"but it is a rather large ammount for just any bank" the lady said

"oh all right I will just take your details madam" the sniffy nosed man replied

"oh I wouldnt just hand it over to anyone, it would have to be the governer of the reserve bank that takes my cash if you dont mind" was the reply from the lady

" oh all right I will ask if he can see you now" was the reply

the lady found herself sitting at the table of the governer of the reserve bank

"how much would you like to deposit" the gov said

"$500,000.00" was the reply

"goodness how did you get that ammount of money" said the gov

"betting, for instance I will bet you $30,000 that your testicles are square" spoke the lady

" rubbish, you will definately lose" he said

"then it is on" the lady said

"my oath" he said

next morning at 9.30 the lady reappeared with a lawyer in tow "I didnt think you would mind me bringing a witness" she said

"not at all," said the gov

they went into an office where the said articles were exposed and the woman said "Hmmm!! let me take a closer look at those" holding both testicles in her hand and turning them and examining them

meanwhile the lawyer was banging his head against the wall " the gov said "well you best pay up the $30,000, you lose, and whats wrong with him"

"you are right" she said "I lose the $30,000 but I bet him $100,000.00 that by 10 o'clock this morning I would have the governor of the reserve banks balls in my hands"