a feller was out hunting bear when he came across a huge one just across the way, he took aim but in his haste only nicked the bears ear

the bear, very angry at this stage, chased the man who headed straight for the protection of his cabin and his freind waiting inside, in his haste he tripped over the doorstep and the bear fell over him and into the cabin the man jumped to his feet shut the door and yelled at his freind inside  "skin that one while I go and get another one!!"


at a childs fifth birthday all was going well, one old feller who had enough placed his birthday hat on a mooses head that was hanging in the passage on his way out

the little girl seeing the birthday hat on the mooses head raced outside to her dad crying her eyes out, dad said "its all right dear the moose is dead" whereupon the little girl said "yes but why did they shoot him on his birthday"