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Gary and Kerry


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MESSAGE TO THE AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC

The federal government will be sending a $1,400.00 rebate to many of us ..

If we spend that money at K-Mart, the money will go to China.

If we spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs; If we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan;

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Korea and none of it will help the Australian economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in Australia.

Thank you for your help.

Kevin Rudd & Wayne Swan ..
( Australian Prime Minister & Australian Treasurer)




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Gary
I think I will spend my bonus on Tampons. Top of the range mind you!!

Once received I can go swimming, horse back riding, exercise (badly needed), and do things I never thought possible.

Also I will be confident in going out to social events, knowing I will be safe from any embarrassment, that may arise.

Not knowing too much about them, but seem a good thing, I will buy an aussie brand. That way the activities are mostly Australian

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twobob wrote:

Gary
I think I will spend my bonus on Tampons. Top of the range mind you!!

Once received I can go swimming, horse back riding, exercise (badly needed), and do things I never thought possible.

Also I will be confident in going out to social events, knowing I will be safe from any embarrassment, that may arise.

Not knowing too much about them, but seem a good thing, I will buy an aussie brand. That way the activities are mostly Australian


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