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A Fart is a Fart


          A fart.... It is a pleasent thing
                       it gives the belly ease
                       it warms the bed in winter
                       and suffocates the fleas

          A fart..... can be quiet
                        can be loud
                        some leave a powerful
                        poinonous cloud

         A fart.... can be short
                      or can be long
                      some farts have been known
                      to sound like a song

       A fart .... can create
                     a most curious medley
                     a fart can be harmless
                     or silent and deadly.


       A fart.... might not smell
                    while others are vile
                    a fart might pass quickly
                    or linger awhile

       A fart....can occur
                   in a number of places
                   and leave everyone there
                   with strange look on there faces
           
                   from wide open prairie
                   to small elevators
                   a fart will find all of
                   us sooner or later

                   But that farts are all bad
                   is simply not true-
                   we must never forget 
                   SWEET OLD FARTS LIKE U .
                 



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