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two vampire bats found themselves in a strange cave upon awakening, one said to the other "geez!!  I"M hungry we will have to find some blood soon" the other said "we had better wait until the others go out or we will get lost and besides we dont know where we are going," to which the first responded " bugger that I'm going right now" and flew out, upon returning about twenty minutes later he was absolutely covered in blood the second bat was drooling and said "jeez mate where'd you get that" the first bat said "follow me to the entrance of the cave" he did " do you see that big black building over there with all the windows in it " second bat " YEAH!!!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!!" first bat said "WELL I BLOODY DIDNT"

 me, the dragon, & little blue,  never stop playing, live long,  laugh lots, travel far, give a stranger a smile, might just be your next best freind.  try to commit a random act of kindness everyday

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