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- A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time?" "No," he replied. A whole lot of them begin with "If elected I promise..."



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- The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.



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My father was a good one for putting people in their place who he thought weren't pulling their weight with a saying "Your about as Useful as an ashtray on a motorbike"

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or as "good as tits on a bull"

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 me, the dragon, & little blue,  never stop playing, live long,  laugh lots, travel far, give a stranger a smile, might just be your next best freind.  try to commit a random act of kindness everyday

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What about my dad
First thing Monday morning, I am half asleep in bed, about to get up and in he storms

"Whats this, still in bed, do you know that the day after tomorrow is Wednesday, middle of the week, and you have nothing done yet!!!"

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or a hip pocket in a singlet.


When frustrated with what's going on and can't get through " Milo give me strength "

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did you hear about the gay cowboy................. rode in to town and shot up the sherriff!!!

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 me, the dragon, & little blue,  never stop playing, live long,  laugh lots, travel far, give a stranger a smile, might just be your next best freind.  try to commit a random act of kindness everyday

 http://daventhedragon.blogspot.com



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Or as useless as a chocolate fireguard!

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In life we only pass this way once, so we strive to be happy,
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.



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Ham and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.



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