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Sally and Ian, both blondes, were delighted when their long wait to adopt a child finally came to an end. The adoption centre informed them they had been selected as potential parents for a beautiful baby girl from China. On the way home, they stopped at their local university and enrolled in night cou...

A husband and wife were on a holiday together. The wife was angry at her husband for spending all of his free time in a bar. So one night he took her along with him. "What will you have?" the man asked the woman. "Oh I don't know," she replied. "The same as you I suppose." The husband ordered a couple of Jack Da...

An old man who had been retired for many years decided to open up his own hospital so he didnt get bored. He erected a sign out the front that read: Get your treatments for $500. $1,000 refund if no cure. A young doctor decided to visit the hospital, convinced the old man didnt know the first thing about med...

Howdy all. Odd request but here goes. Looking for anyone who might be coming from Melbourne (or anywhere on mainland doesn't matter) with space to bring over some solar panels. I'd pay you for your time picking the panels up in Melbourne and then towards the vehicle fee you pay on the ferry. I'm located...

As a boy we'd fly to Tassy, Sheffield to holiday on my pops farm just out of Sheffield. We'd cart in hay, milk cows and catch rabbits. During our 6 week stay we'd drive to a nearby location called Paradise on the doorstep of the beautiful Mt Roland. It was my other uncles farm on my dads side.. My uncle Jack s...

Read this before venturing into SA - Bringing fruit and vegetables into South Australia - Things are changing next Friday. From that link: From 4 January 2019 if caught with fruit or vegetables illegally at Yamba Quarantine Station you will be fined. From Friday you must dispose all noncompliant fr...

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, and again the camera flashed.Now he began to...

Last year brought the Pro series tow ball weight scales, haven't used them yet, but I noticed that my max tow bar ball weight is 350kg, the max weight marked on the scales is 350kg. But has anyone questioned the accuracy of these, and how would one go about testing it to see how accurate it is. Its basicly j...

Almost makes sense..enjoy....Hoo Roo

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Looking at purchasing an Inverter. The items that will be powered from it are: A 150w coffee grinder, a battery charger for a Dyson portable vacuum cleaner, a battery charger for an Olympus Stylus camera (both lithium), and a Surface Pro Computer. Will a modified sine wave do, or should I go for a pure s...

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The super market manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the...

Centrelink in it's generosity has increased my wife's Carer Allowance by 19 cents a fortnight !!!! When half of these idiots are voted out next election, they will be on 6 figure Pensions !!! Please keep any response non political or this thread will be closed..

A family from a rural small town head to the big city for a holiday. While they're there, they visit a shopping mall for the very first time. While the mother is shopping the father and his son stand in awe in front of an elevator, with absolutely no idea what it is. As they watch, an elderly lady walks throu...

How embarraskin'......Hoo Roo

Just in case anyone is wondering .... we havent been washed away by wet season floods or eaten by crocs. However the blog is on temporary hold as my laptop died. Estimated date to get a replacement is 2nd week of January. Last night we had our first rain of the season which really was quite an exciting even...

Nephew and his newly wedded Bride camping at Valla Beach NSW (Tourist Park), last night, thieves entered their camp at night, stole food and liquor from their fridge. He just finished apprenticeship, she just finished Uni so they are not flush with funds. There are some horrible people that deserv...

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Cape Leveque, Some photos of another beautiful area.