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I wanted to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning. I'm not allowed to play with Texta Colours anymore.

A Cop just pulled me up, and said "Papers". I said "Scissors I win" So I drove off. He must want a rematch coz he has been chasing me for 15 minutes.

A man finds himself in trouble. His business has gone bankrupt and he has lost all of his money. Hes so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into his local church and begins to pray. Oh God, please help me. Ive lost my business and if I dont find some money soon Im going to lose my house as well...

does anyone know if there is a site for dog sitters when you are travelling with your pooch but want it cared for a few hours , day or two . i know there are sites for people who will come and stay at your home but is there one for just occasional sits along the road.

We have a small tv in van and have a USB Chromecast. Have Netflix on iPhone how do we cast across to tv? Do we need a rv wifi?

Are you a "Coddiwompla" ? In other words do you Coddiwomple?

would members not recommend crossing Nullarbor in January heat?

Sign of the times for thievesA while ago I saw, and reported a sign, in Rockingham Western Australia, put up by the police which said, report any suspicious activities, etc, or words to that effect. If I remember correctly, some people thought that I was implying that their town was full of thieves, et...

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I hadn't realized Dame Edna is better looking than Camilla....Hoo Roo

A woman goes to an auction in the hope of purchasing an exotic speaking parrot. She places a bid on the bird before another voice pipes up and doubles the price. The pair continue furiously bidding against each other until, eventually, the second bidder gives up and the woman takes the prize. As she goe...

We are soon departing on our first month long trip to South Australia. We will be towing our Avan with a Mazda CX 5 and would like some advice on how to secure it . Would love some recommendations for a secure system that is not too heavy

Two statues, a male and a female, had faced each other in the park for decades. One day, an angel appeared before them and decided to grant them a wish. Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life, he said. For half an hour you ge...

Does anyone recycle their grey water through a filter (& maybe sterilise it) for re-use in toilet and shower? I know it generally turns foul when storing whilst still grey. On a recent trip we found we needed to keep a few litres to clean out the toilet cassette as many dump points did not have water....

Sally and Ian, both blondes, were delighted when their long wait to adopt a child finally came to an end. The adoption centre informed them they had been selected as potential parents for a beautiful baby girl from China. On the way home, they stopped at their local university and enrolled in night cou...

A husband and wife were on a holiday together. The wife was angry at her husband for spending all of his free time in a bar. So one night he took her along with him. "What will you have?" the man asked the woman. "Oh I don't know," she replied. "The same as you I suppose." The husband ordered a couple of Jack Da...

An old man who had been retired for many years decided to open up his own hospital so he didnt get bored. He erected a sign out the front that read: Get your treatments for $500. $1,000 refund if no cure. A young doctor decided to visit the hospital, convinced the old man didnt know the first thing about med...

Howdy all. Odd request but here goes. Looking for anyone who might be coming from Melbourne (or anywhere on mainland doesn't matter) with space to bring over some solar panels. I'd pay you for your time picking the panels up in Melbourne and then towards the vehicle fee you pay on the ferry. I'm located...

As a boy we'd fly to Tassy, Sheffield to holiday on my pops farm just out of Sheffield. We'd cart in hay, milk cows and catch rabbits. During our 6 week stay we'd drive to a nearby location called Paradise on the doorstep of the beautiful Mt Roland. It was my other uncles farm on my dads side.. My uncle Jack s...

Read this before venturing into SA - Bringing fruit and vegetables into South Australia - Things are changing next Friday. From that link: From 4 January 2019 if caught with fruit or vegetables illegally at Yamba Quarantine Station you will be fined. From Friday you must dispose all noncompliant fr...