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Anyone having trouble booking in. I have emailed twice this week and rang twice with no reply. Bloody rude

Amazing work

What could possibly go wrong ?

Nice dogs vs those horrible clawed creatures called cats..................that will upset at least 50% of people.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVINGIN 2019when...Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------ Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------ It is impossible to lick your elbow. ------------ The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alask...

I'll just leave this here. Lol -- Edited by oldbloke on Sunday 24th of February 2019 05:27:04 PM

A bloke sees an Ad for a talking dog for free, and being a bit lonely thinks it would be good company to talk to.He goes around to house and the man says "he's out the back, go and have a look for yourself"So he sees the dog and says "So you can talk?"The dog says "Yes, have you been to France, it great over there...

Classic Benny Hill

This was from a few years ago, we got out block of units inspected & luckily didn't have any of the Chinese wire.Infinity cable recall.anywhere.https://www.accc.gov.au/update/infinity-cable-recall-act-now-before-its-too-late

A ninety-year-old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him.One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his wars and his technological advances. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done"....

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways stubbie in one hand, fishing rod in the other body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming Ya Hoo! what a ride

A blonde was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from Canberra that included Bill Shorten. Bill quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm Bill Shorten and I hope you'll vote Labor in t...

Hi all My toilet will not flush. I watched the video and followed the instructions. Managed to get the handle, cover and basin out but as hard as I tried could not bring out the blue dude with the impeller on the end. I didn't want to pull to hard. I changed the fuse in the cassette compartment as it was bl...

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend's house and the girlfriend said to her mum "Mum, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mum says "Okay honey, you kids have fun". When they are in the room, the mum hears "Baby baby baby oh!" The mum walks to the door and ask "What the hell is...

We are currently enjoying an experience of Over 50's Lifestyle Village in Northern Rivers of NSW. Have a 2 B/R 2 bathroom with accommodation for our 23' of Jayco Outback. We also have 3 critters to care for that gives you a real fair dinkum experience of living in a Lifestyle Village for RV owners who ha...