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~ Betsy Salkind... Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years ~ Jean Kerr... The only reason they say " Women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboats ~Emo Philips... A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match fo...

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There once was a papa mole, a mumma mole and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse.Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, Mmmm, I smell sausage!Mumma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, Mmmm, I smell pancakes!Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but...

Found this recipe the other day, it really is very good. https://www.bestrecipes.com.au/recipes/best-spaghetti-meatballs/iegq7iviBest Spaghetti and MeatballsEasy0:25 Prep1:35 Cook4 Servings Ingredients1/4 cup olive oil1 brown onion finely chopped2 garlic cloves crushed2 tbs toma...

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An important and relevant question our parliament will have to debate: Who pays the Checker? There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be require...

A trucker is driving down the road and runs out of gas. A few moments later, a bee flies in his window.What seems to be the problem? asked the bee. Im out of gas, the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and i...

I recently picked a new GP. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age (I've just reached 80).A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard li...

our van is not new its a QUEST 13 foot full van but after i put a second hand four season hatch on it that was in good order .......the bloody thing sprung a very slight leak .......seen by a wet patch in the ceiling paint ........have cut around the hatch inside the van and am gooping it all around with pain...

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Kmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the l...

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