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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down and starts grunting, but says nothing. Suddenly there is a very bad smell coming from the confessional box.The Priest coughs a few times to get the drunks attention, but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the Priest pound...

A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago . She looked over in the corner and saw one of the weighing machines that would also do a prediction. She thought to herself, " I'll give it a try and see what it tells me.She went over to the machine , stepped up on the scale and put her nickel...

I came across this the other day and put a smile on my dial in these Covid times.

slight re jig Subject: Our P.M. Scott Morrison was visiting a Sydney primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Morrison if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'. So our illustrious leader asked the class...

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The attached video shows, I think, mexicans practicing for the annual caravan migration up the Bruce Highway into sunny Qld .. covid permitting. If only they had fitted WDH's... LOL -- Edited by Cupie on Friday 3rd of September 2021 02:23:30 PM

I was not allowed in Bunnings unless I have a trade pass on Sydney northern beaches. I do have an ABN number for architectural model making & needed materials but that is not good enough. -- Edited by Whenarewethere on Tuesday 31st of August 2021 09:30:13 AM

The attached video demonstrates just how easy it is to reverse a rig. Perhaps you could practice reversing your van using a modified version

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I am removing the siding from my caravan to do some repairs. Around the edges of the cladding, the manufacturer has used staples in addition to glue/silicone to affix the panels. What is the best way to remove these staples so as to cause minimal damage to the aluminium? Cheers, Ric

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Gu...

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving." "Wel...