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. Wife from Hell A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.The driver says, Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: Now dont be silly dear, you k...

So, here's the story. . . Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in anunhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problemsby taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the Beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch wi...

There is a free camp about 12K's outside of Lorne up the Lorne-Deans Marsh road. As you pass the only road off to the left it is about 200M further up on the right,no sign from that side just look for track in. It is called Big Hill campground, has drop loo's, phone coverage and plenty of open spaces. there...

Ok.changing the subject..........Who's going to the Adelaide Caravan & Camping show? I'm going on Saturday morning Dave

Smythesdale Gardens,19K's south west from Ballarat off the Glenelg Highway. Turn onto Gardens rd for about 200m driveway on left. S37. 38370, E143.41170. $5pppn, power available, toilets and hot and cold showers. Plenty of level shady spots. Ring Dennis on 0418 503938 and he will come and collect...

why oh why is there so many "watchers" this is not the Dave and Basil show, you do not just come in and switch us on and sit back and relax, this is supposed to be a forum. A FORUM is where people with like interests DISCUSS like minded activities, discuss as in join up and talk, not look in and read...

what is your main concern, if like us you are considering "selling up and hitting the road" is it having no permanent residence, I.E. no house any more, selling everything that you own that took you a life time to acquire, is it "living on the road". is it the fear of the unknown, i...

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a lecturer was standing in front of a group of women trying to give a lecture on involuntary spasms within the human body having tried to gain the noisy and disruptive class time and time again with no success he finally cracked walking over to one of the noisier women in the front row he asked the questio...

Alocal policeman had just finished and was at home with his misses. You wont believe what happened this evening, in all my years in the force iv never seen anything like it. 'Yes dear what happened" I came accros two blokes down by the river, one was drinking battery acid and th...

Hi Everyone! Just to let you know that all is well with me and I am sorting onions by the blimmen ton! It stinks! Literally! Nothing like sinking your finger into a rotten onion!! I stay at the Padthaway caravan park during the week, then head back to Black C..katoo Bush camp for the w/ends. It is working o...

Flogging a dead horse Young Kevin, moved to Canberra and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Kevin replied, 'Well,then just give me my money back.' Th...

Don't know what the rules are about posting commercial sites, but I found this one interesting for possible GN use: http://www.biji-barbi.com.au/ Usual disclaimer applies about my non-connection with the site and I'm open to being moderated. It just seems a useful size. I have an 'ordinary' bar...

INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstall...

Question: What's a Hindu? Kiwi answer: Lay's iggs

you gotta smile at that!!!!!!!

when we get up there we want to spend abit of time out there . wondering weather you can van (road) it or it`s the tent once your out there

Who you would all remember as the irrespresable Miss Brahms form "Are you being Served" passed away last night aged 65 from cancer.... Some memorable quotes from the show: Mrs. Slocombe: [removes her gas mask] What about this fog! My pussy's been gasping all night. Mr. Humphries: And Mrs...

Just wondering does anyone do home brewing while travelling. I'm a home brewer myself, due to set off and hit the road indefinitely and would like to hear from anyone who has done home brewing while travelling. Cheers, Freddo

Got an engineer mate here who has seemingly perfected the idea of water for fuel He has steel cable wound around some plastic plate and connected to a battery, drops it into a glass jar with some tank water and a spoonful of pottassium hydroxide, and the resulting bubbles are full of HYDROGEN he demo to m...