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If I am reading the market correctly, now or soon will be a reasonable time to invest. I have a little cash to invest, but have held on to it, but that is no good, sitting in the bank. I have had property, but feel the share market is the better option, for me. I am inclined to managed funds, as its too much ha...

Yep ! He's back in town after a long absence. You'd never guess where I have been hiding....... CHINA An old army mate (Vietnam era) was in difficulty with his health and business and placed an SOS. Silly me, volunteered again. This bloke eyes were the drama. Detached Cornea's. Ended up having a transp...

tonto was tracking a wild man when he suddenly sat up and said to the lone ranger "buffallo come" suitably impressed the lone ranger said.............. "how can you know that " to which tonto replied ...................."EAR STICKY"......................

A lady with rather small breast but a very large buttocks region goes into the doctors rooms . Doctor asked want can I do for you . Well Dr I want a breast implant and I was considering having you take some off my buttocks and implanting it in my breast. Dr looks at her rather large rear end and said , I h...

tonto was looking very penchant and suddenly stated to the lone ranger that a train had definately pssed this way very recently the lone ranger was very impressed at tonto being able to tell that at such a long distance he had to ask how tonto could possibly know that his reply was.......................

This topic has once again been raised in the gerneral, so I will start this thread, and hope those of better knowledge will ad to it Wireless connections are for a number of purposes, but basically allow wireless (no cables) to connect a computer to one or many others. In the majority of cases, this...

NOAH TODAY In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah,who was now living in the United States, and said: "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over- populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me." "Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans....

Have a great Easter all.........I'm packed already to go before the rush....stay safe....have fun.....see you all when I get home.. Dave

Hello all just joined the forum and my husband and I are just about to embark on a working holiday around Australia in our 48 Bedford bus and was wondering for any tips that you may have that may help us on our adventure. Thanking you Hotrodbus -- Edited by hotrodbus on Tuesday 14th of April 2009 02:25:56 P...

Just back from out fishing and oyster eating expedition to Narooma. I caught my first large octypus. We decided to take the scenic route to get there via Elliott Way some excellent camping spots near Tumbarumba. Henry Angel Track Head 7k south of Tumba. Paddy's River Falls both have toilets. And a pic...

My place on the 22nd, birthdays and all that stuff, The bottle of 100 proof Morangie amber liquid gold is all gone , so bring your own poisen, maybe a plate and some chairs, starlight, fire in a pot, resident moo cows, camels , horses, maybe other G/N , you never know till you arrive

A Mexian woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted the challenge and promptly pecked a hole in a tree with no problem. the Mex...

Courtesy of Cooper Creek Chronical, Innamincka March 2009 This Alzheimer's Test was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard Uni-versity . Take a few moments to see whether you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age canno...

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your hus...

Well, I'm a newbie to posting anything on the web, and have just joined this site. I have enjoyed reading some of the topics and replies, so I hope you can help. My husband (Mr Negativity) wants to know how accessible are sites for 5th wheelers! We currently have a 22foot van and I would like a 5th wheel...

If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Alt...

Anothe Easter Sunday rolls on by, Happy Easter to all Judy had an old mate visiting her from the city Up with the sun but turned out to be hidden behind grey clouds, so we shared the chocalate easter eggs and went back to bed to watch tele, One young fella tween two chicks, nice to dream Freedom of old age ?...

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at m...

Church Organist There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said s...

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Gr...