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hi kerry&lyn here have just joined grey nomads forum have been looking at this forum for sometime seems a good forum we are off to western australia next week we hope if anyone has some tips crossing the nullarbour would ...

God appears to this sinful guy and says to him "if you really want to get to heaven you have to give up smoking, alcohol and sex." The guy says "well ok I want to go to heaven, so I will try" God comes back a fortnight later and says "how is it going" The guy says "ok for t...

The International scientific association,after years of study and an expenditure of two hundred and twenty million dollars, believe that they have found the answer to the question that has baffled mankind from the very beginning of life, What makes a woman happy ????????????? ...

New Panties A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to Spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short Skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments She uncrosses her legs ... Enough times that her husband finally asks,"Are yo...

Confucius say,"If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search, you are obviously in the.....

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer.Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, "Error. Not long enough."

T H E I T A L I A N E L B O W An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301 There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301. I will buzz...

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their wives at this stage of the pregnancy. She said "Ladies, remember that exercise i...

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a b...

Gidday, Just enjoyed a nice night at a great free camp, Kingsbury VC is the spot approx 52 ks east of Goulburn. Nice big bays to back into on a loop road. Clean toilets.

Gidday, Just enjoyed a nice night at a great free camp, Kingsbury VC is the spot approx 52 ks east of Goulburn. Nice big bays to back into on a loop road. Clean toilets.

This morning I saw a rig doing more than 100kph on the freeway, and it made me wonder, what speed do others do? Does it depend on your rig? My b-i-l says 90kph in 4th gear is the best for economy for his Nissan Patrol towing a caravan. My friend says 80kph. He has an auto Mazda BT50 and tows a caravan also. Is t...

Taken from our tinnie on the way home from a successful fishing trip.

Just had a lovely day with Delliemay and Roger in Hervey Bay. Wonderfull company and full of info, thanks for everything, hope to see you both soon. Be in touch, Stan and Pat

We're currently on our way to Darwin, where we intend to spend most of the winter (dry season). We'll then mosey over to Cairns and make our way down the east coast. I'm sure you guys can tell us when the weather starts to turn in Cairns so that we should plan to flee south.

never seen one this red before ..