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I don't know wether it's just my eyes or if Jonathan is trying to fill the Funny Farms... Each time I look at his Avatar it seems to change.. One day it's a normal, er unaltered pic then the next day the eyes & nose are stretched.... I think I'm Losing It!!!!

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido abo...

Well I'm all packed. 100 litres of cheap fuel. Heaps and heaps of good food. When I'm camping I like to be a bit of a p1ss pot so I've got plenty of wine and grog. 100 kilos of good red gum fire wood to keep warm. Leaving at 5am. Lake eyre here I come.

ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2011 - EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE With v. British tongue in cheek -- The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Libya and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised ye...

Hi there, I am a recently widowed (Dec.10) 59 yo female who planned to travel around Australia with my husband. Even though I am now on my own I still have the desire to do the trip but I need to rethink how to make it happen. I would welcome any helpful suggestions from other single females who have embarke...

(I love this part.. its absolutely amazing!) Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS..... (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY ? WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and...

of Paradise.

This rest area is about 90kms north of the Burke and Wills Junction Roadhouse and approximately 112kms south of Normanton. Amenities are very basic, modern 'eco' toilets, no showers, but a true blue bush camp. Campfires are allowed. The night we camped here, we ended up with 9 vehicles pulled in for t...

native grasses.

Australian.

Gday... Sturts Desert Pea. Taken in the Living Desert area, Broken Hill NSW July 2010 Cheers John

Lake Menindee Sunset. Taken from the Menindee Camping Park in July 2010. Cheers John

I don,t know if anybodys interested, but heres a pic of a Gold spot cod we landed , and released, from a wreck 300m off the beach at H,shoe bay.It was 1.1m long and over 20kgs.Too big, and too nice, to kill.

Does anyone know of a way to print out the Favouirites Column ? Been trying, but it won't work. Even Photographed it, uploaded to 'Puter, then tried Copy/Pasting to a blank Word Page, but that doesn't work either. Don't know what else to try at this point. Might just have to print out the pic. Any he...

First day out and free parking just south of Biloela, 446 in Camps 5. Lovely parking area where you can park well away from the road. Views to die for. Talking to folk on their way home and have come through three ways, Longreach and Emerald, say that after 3 pm have a job to get parked anywhere, lots of GM...

How was your blind date"? *Terrible*....he arrived in a 1932 Rolls Royce, "So, ...whats wrong with that" ? He was the original owner !!!!!

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paddy & mick, were given a live pig each ...a present.. how do we know who's pig is who's ? sez paddy, easy sez mick oil get the chainsaw & hack a V in one of the pig's ear's ...that one's mine.. blood& skin,& fur ,everywhere but they managed it . ... however that night a wild ferrel cat maul...