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IPhone Jokes


Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone X?
 
A: Don't worry, they'll let you know.
 
Q: What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
 
A: Dead Siri-ous

 Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits?

A: Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them!

Q: What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone? A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP

Q: What do you get when you cross an iPhone 6 plus and skinny jeans?

A: A LG Flex.

Q: Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?

A: They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!

Q: How many Apple Iphone early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!

Q: What do the latest Iphone applications do?

A: Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!

Q: According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphones overheating?

A: Downloading images of Katy Perry!

Q: What do you call a Scottish iPhone?

A: An AyePhone.

Q: What does a bull and iPhone have in common?

A: They both charge!

Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?

A: A Macintosh

Q: What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?

A:Cool music.

Q: Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?

A: Everyone at Apple are crying their i's out!

Q: What do you get if you cross a Kindle with iPhone 4S?

A: 4Skin.

Q: What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?

A: Your iphone will keep crashing!

Q: Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?

A: GarageBend

Q: Why won't blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom?

A: Because they don't want to give away their IP address!

Q: According to a study by OKCupid, why do iPhone users still have more sex than other smartphone users?

A: Because no one has developed an app for Sex yet!

Q: Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 4 buyers?

A: It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping a call!

It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls. (Saturday Night Live)

Steve Jobs' funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every year in a slightly better coffin.





-- Edited by Dave1952 on Sunday 12th of August 2018 07:36:58 PM

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