"I digress ..."

Magnarc · Magnarc

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a car when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardi...

Magnarc · Magnarc

An important lesson in grammar. On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation...

pipes · pipes

G'day! I started travelling this beautiful island home of ours at the age of 17. (1960) In a lot of cases, my job, as an interstate driver took me to all the places that are now part of the "bucket list" for many of the younger generation. The Birdsville, and Strezleki tracks, (when they were tracks) Gibb...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

Magnarc · Magnarc

THE HISTORY OF YODELLING . Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began? Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep.He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. ...

jules47 · jules47

When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:... ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life substantially easier. Eve nodded, and said those thin...

kiwijims · kiwijims

Turn Up The Sound and Listen To The Classic Song .. "Only You"http://www.youtube-nocookie.co m/embed/ItXKGyO6cRA?rel=0 Enjoy K.J.

meetoo · meetoo

goldfinger · goldfinger

USA Sporting Facts: 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4.The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is...

Magnarc · Magnarc

Tower received a call from a crew asking,"What time is it please?"Tower responded,"Who is calling?"The crew replied,"What difference does it make?"Tower replied"It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlinesflight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is...

Magnarc · Magnarc

BASIC FLYING RULES.'Try to stay in the middleof the air. Donot go near the edges of it.The edges of the air can berecognized by the appearanceof ground, buildings, sea, andtrees.It is much more difficult to flythere."and

woolman · woolman

I have just found I have accumulated on my Telstra account and amount of $270.00 from a company called "Openmarket Pty Ltd". This is supposed to be for a text message service I have subscibed to, yet I have received no such messages. They are supposed to have arrived between midnight and 12.20am. I reck...

jules47 · jules47

Magnarc · Magnarc

the french Its 1942 and the train was quite crowded, when a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only one left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said t...

NeilandRaine · NeilandRaine

Had to share this, bloody brilliant

villatranquilla · villatranquilla

On Sunday night we stayed in the free camp at GinGin QLD along with about 25 other campers, mostly grey nomads. By Monday morning the bins were overflowing with the birds (crows) then scattering the rubbish around. And still people were taking their rubbish to the bin and just leaving it on the ground...

jules47 · jules47

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

A five minute documentary on the three residents still living in Wittenoom WANo disrespect intended, but is it my imagination, or are the residents showing signs of being a bit short of breath

Duh · Duh

Checking out different types of funerals, am thinking simple body pick up, cremation, no service of any kind, pick up ashes and that's it. Get together somewhere for a few drinks and scattering of ashes at favourite place etc. Has anyone done this or had friends etc do something similar? You can do w...

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	The biter bit???? (Preview) A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a car when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardi...	Magnarc	4	915	10:20 AM Sep 23, 2016 by Dougwe
	English lesson (Preview) An important lesson in grammar. On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation...	Magnarc	1	764	05:53 PM Sep 22, 2016 by tonyd
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	Aviation humour (Preview) Tower received a call from a crew asking,"What time is it please?"Tower responded,"Who is calling?"The crew replied,"What difference does it make?"Tower replied"It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlinesflight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is...	Magnarc	1	836	11:27 PM Sep 13, 2016 by macka17
	Basic??? (Preview) BASIC FLYING RULES.'Try to stay in the middleof the air. Donot go near the edges of it.The edges of the air can berecognized by the appearanceof ground, buildings, sea, andtrees.It is much more difficult to flythere."and	Magnarc	1	791	11:22 PM Sep 13, 2016 by macka17
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