"I digress ..."

madaboutled · madaboutled

LMAO

Kaid · Kaid

Dave and I did our Tow Ed Course today . What a stinking hot day it was. I was ****ing bricks. Coz I have never towed before. Great and very patient instructor. I found the hardest part was reversing in a straight line. only killed a few pedestrians. My theory was, what were they doing walking behind a van t...

kiwijims · kiwijims

Ive never flown before," said the nervous old lady to the pilot. You will bring me down safely, wont you?" All I can say maam, said the pilot,Is that, Ive never left anyone up there yet! K.J.

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

rgren2 · rgren2

Flame suit on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2tGmeGETTs

moamajohn · moamajohn

Gday We are down at our Melb home for a few days and I have just gone to the local shopping centre for some red coloured liquid refreshments and this was parked just near me .The rear was further out than the centre line !I left a one word message on his windscreen .....f@%&wit ! Cheers

iana · iana

Whats happened to macca17, he's gone very quiet, anyone know? -- Edited by iana on Tuesday 29th of November 2016 08:14:46 AM

Magnarc · Magnarc

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

Desert Dweller · Desert Dweller

This is one of our favorite animal behaviour clips. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv9hn4IGofM -- Edited by Desert Dweller on Tuesday 29th of November 2016 06:42:02 PM

milo · milo

why do funerals always seem to happen around christmas? my dad on christmas day, mum in november and now my adopted mum, ie she looked after us when mum left is gone now ... does it ever get any easier???

CC Bear · CC Bear

ok have done a bit of research but looking for personal experience. The wife wants to use house sitters while wr are away at Christmas for maybe 3/4 weeks. Not sure of dates until the wife returns home. so what happens, do you sign an agreement? who pays what or any information that you have from your expe...

kiwijims · kiwijims

He said he had lead in his pistol !!!! Safety Net "Nah" no room for that !!! Wonder if this Guy has a death wish ??? Just asking for trouble, notice "No Safety Helmet" !!! K.J.

kiwijims · kiwijims

And they are allowed to breed !!!... O.K. where's my Phone !! Temporary Mechanic !!! Meet the original...... MR FOOTLOOSE !!!! K.J.

Possum3 · Possum3

https://www.facebook.com/7newssc/videos/vb.100453416678768/1290254641031967/?type=2&theater

kiwijims · kiwijims

Deleted won't run !!! K,J, -- Edited by kiwijims on Sunday 27th of November 2016 03:20:34 PM

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

I put this up, not to stir the pot, but as I was unaware of this information, then perhaps others are also unaware of itFirstly a 97 year young man has become an activist, as he would like to see simpler Retirement Village ContactsI can only say. "I dips my lid to you Sir" for doing something like this, at yo...

Vince · Vince

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7ZePCQrUgytCX3Y4/giphy.gif

hako · hako

GN's camping out remote may be missing out on the latest Americanisation of the way we live. Apparently there are 2 types of Black Fridays - the traditional one when Friday happens on the 13th of the month and the latest Yankee import which is Friday after Thanksgiving. I thought "Thanksgiving" was...

Magnarc · Magnarc

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom, He made se...

Magnarc · Magnarc

2000 years ago the Chinese built a wall and they still don't have any Mexicans. (Yes, I am aware that there could be the odd Mexican in China!!!)

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Santa bought a Jeep (Preview) LMAO	madaboutled	5	609	09:13 PM Dec 6, 2016 by Aus-Kiwi
	Tow Ed (Preview) Dave and I did our Tow Ed Course today . What a stinking hot day it was. I was ****ing bricks. Coz I have never towed before. Great and very patient instructor. I found the hardest part was reversing in a straight line. only killed a few pedestrians. My theory was, what were they doing walking behind a van t...	Kaid	10	857	03:58 PM Dec 6, 2016 by The Belmont Bear
	a pilot with convenience........... (Preview) Ive never flown before," said the nervous old lady to the pilot. You will bring me down safely, wont you?" All I can say maam, said the pilot,Is that, Ive never left anyone up there yet! K.J.	kiwijims	0	562	10:23 AM Dec 6, 2016 by kiwijims
	That time you wound the fuel screw on your diesel pump all the way out... Just to see what would happen. (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	5	747	10:54 PM Dec 5, 2016 by Aus-Kiwi
	Why men die young (Preview) Flame suit on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2tGmeGETTs	rgren2	0	606	05:14 PM Dec 5, 2016 by rgren2
	A new Nomad ? (Preview) Gday We are down at our Melb home for a few days and I have just gone to the local shopping centre for some red coloured liquid refreshments and this was parked just near me .The rear was further out than the centre line !I left a one word message on his windscreen .....f@%&wit ! Cheers	moamajohn	10	887	11:31 AM Dec 3, 2016 by HunnyBunny
	Whats happened to macca17 (Preview) Whats happened to macca17, he's gone very quiet, anyone know? -- Edited by iana on Tuesday 29th of November 2016 08:14:46 AM	iana	17	1208	12:34 PM Dec 2, 2016 by macka17
	Mummy (Preview) A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.	Magnarc	4	808	02:42 PM Dec 1, 2016 by jules47
	A Lucky Escape (Preview) This is one of our favorite animal behaviour clips. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv9hn4IGofM -- Edited by Desert Dweller on Tuesday 29th of November 2016 06:42:02 PM	Desert Dweller	1	930	01:00 AM Nov 30, 2016 by Tony Bev
	so sick of funerals (Preview) why do funerals always seem to happen around christmas? my dad on christmas day, mum in november and now my adopted mum, ie she looked after us when mum left is gone now ... does it ever get any easier???	milo	12	871	12:25 PM Nov 29, 2016 by jules47
	House Sitters - Have you used them ? (Preview) ok have done a bit of research but looking for personal experience. The wife wants to use house sitters while wr are away at Christmas for maybe 3/4 weeks. Not sure of dates until the wife returns home. so what happens, do you sign an agreement? who pays what or any information that you have from your expe...	CC Bear	6	871	01:11 AM Nov 29, 2016 by Bruce and Bev
	SOME MORE IDIOTS ......... (Preview) He said he had lead in his pistol !!!! Safety Net "Nah" no room for that !!! Wonder if this Guy has a death wish ??? Just asking for trouble, notice "No Safety Helmet" !!! K.J.	kiwijims	1	788	01:03 AM Nov 29, 2016 by Bruce and Bev
	THERE'S SOME IDIOTS IN THIS WORLD !!! (Preview) And they are allowed to breed !!!... O.K. where's my Phone !! Temporary Mechanic !!! Meet the original...... MR FOOTLOOSE !!!! K.J.	kiwijims	2	725	12:59 AM Nov 29, 2016 by Bruce and Bev
	Truck hits caravan. (Preview) https://www.facebook.com/7newssc/videos/vb.100453416678768/1290254641031967/?type=2&theater	Possum3	8	1014	04:08 PM Nov 28, 2016 by woolman
	Another Crazy Animal Video (Preview) Deleted won't run !!! K,J, -- Edited by kiwijims on Sunday 27th of November 2016 03:20:34 PM	kiwijims	6	553	03:16 PM Nov 28, 2016 by jules47
	Retirement Village exit fees (Preview) I put this up, not to stir the pot, but as I was unaware of this information, then perhaps others are also unaware of itFirstly a 97 year young man has become an activist, as he would like to see simpler Retirement Village ContactsI can only say. "I dips my lid to you Sir" for doing something like this, at yo...	Tony Bev	2	836	08:37 PM Nov 27, 2016 by jules47
	Parking the Caravan (Preview) https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7ZePCQrUgytCX3Y4/giphy.gif	Vince	1	722	08:36 PM Nov 27, 2016 by jules47
	Black Friday yet it's not the 13th!! (Preview) GN's camping out remote may be missing out on the latest Americanisation of the way we live. Apparently there are 2 types of Black Fridays - the traditional one when Friday happens on the 13th of the month and the latest Yankee import which is Friday after Thanksgiving. I thought "Thanksgiving" was...	hako	6	726	12:07 PM Nov 26, 2016 by Possum3
	A little gem. (Preview) Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom, He made se...	Magnarc	2	874	09:32 AM Nov 26, 2016 by Ge
	Trump is right! (Preview) 2000 years ago the Chinese built a wall and they still don't have any Mexicans. (Yes, I am aware that there could be the odd Mexican in China!!!)	Magnarc	9	864	05:20 PM Nov 25, 2016 by The Belmont Bear
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