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Clever German advert will leave you panting......its clean!
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....just don't have a stroke......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Possibly the most logical Email I have ever received....
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Well now...this sounds logical......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Rude People
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Got a phone call today , my computer got a virus. I said hangon a minute ,I have to put you on hold, I then switched the radio on with some nice music and walked away. Fife minutes later I checked the phone and nobody was on the other end , they hung up , HOW RUDE is that. Cheers
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Recoup
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Lipstick on the mirror
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According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls had begun to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving d...
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sandman55
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THE RULES FOR BEING HUMAN
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aussie_paul
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If I say don't open it ... betcha will :(
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Gday... Bloody newspapers ... the link requires 'subscription' ... so I deleted it. Sorry - John See - knew ya'd open it ....  ... human nature is a pain in the proverbial -- Edited by rockylizard on Monday 8th of May 2017 01:10:35 PM
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rockylizard
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Hey Macka...
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aussie_paul
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BEING A SENIOR CITIZEN REALLY SUCKS!!!*
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THE GIRL ACROSS THE STREET - She's gorgeous, voluptuous and single! She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door,...
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Big Gorilla
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Star Wars Day
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Wife texts our daughter( life long fan) " Happy Star Wars Day" . Daughter replies " thank you very much, May the 4th be with you"
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Craig1
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Nomads heading south..ww3?
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With Kim Jong un waving his sabre rattling sword and saying he can nuke northern Australia is there a wave of nomads heading south for the winter?
This Korean conflict is scary.
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Eaglemax
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waiting for the Wife....
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"Yep" Mine's the same !!!! K.J.
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kiwijims
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Damned Kids
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Ya gotta love the little helpers !!! K.J.
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kiwijims
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Married 50 + Years...
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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big...
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Big Gorilla
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That Google T shirt say's it all. !!!
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Now ain't that the truth !!!
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kiwijims
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The Correct Message From Buckingham Palace
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I know you are all concerned about fake news coming from the media....... I have spoken to Liz and can now reveal that
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Bushpie
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Good bye Granddad
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Good bye Granddad -- A lovely Australian Poem Poor old Granddad's passed away, cut off in his prime, He never had a day off crook - gone before his time, We found him in the dunny, collapsed there on the seat, A startled look upon his face, his trousers around his feet, The doctor said his heart was good - fi...
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sandman55
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Are You Reptilian?
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What about me? You ask. I want to get a prominent ngovernment position, how can I find out if Im a reptilian! Take this little quiz (based on Ickes Research): Do you have predominance of green or hazel eyes that change color like a chameleon, but also blue eyes? Do people note that they are particularly...
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rgren2
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Amazing story of planes headed to U.S. on 9/11
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I had never really thought of what happened to all the other flights headed for the States on 9/11. It is so many years since 9/11 but here is a wonderful story about that terrible day. Jerry Brown, Delta Flight 15...(true story) From a flight attendant on Delta Flight 15, written following 9-11: On th...
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Big Gorilla
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Are we being selfish ?
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We have done ok with real estate in Sydney . Have two investment properties . Thinking VERY seriously of selling and purchasing a acreage up north NSW . We look after our grand children which are now all going to school . The other grand mother which we get along with really well rents one of our rentals . W...
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Aus-Kiwi
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No Perth rain in April for first time since 1982.........
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No rain fell in Perth at all during the month of April for only the fourth time in the past 140 years, according to the Bureau of Meteorology.The average monthly rainfall for April is 44 millimetres, but Perth has not recorded any rainfall since March 27.Bureau spokesman Neil Bennett said it was the fi...
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