"I digress ..."

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

THE GIRL ACROSS THE STREET - She's gorgeous, voluptuous and single! She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door,...

Craig1 · Craig1

Wife texts our daughter( life long fan) " Happy Star Wars Day" . Daughter replies " thank you very much, May the 4th be with you"

Eaglemax · Eaglemax

With Kim Jong un waving his sabre rattling sword and saying he can nuke northern Australia is there a wave of nomads heading south for the winter? This Korean conflict is scary.

kiwijims · kiwijims

"Yep" Mine's the same !!!! K.J.

kiwijims · kiwijims

Ya gotta love the little helpers !!! K.J.

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big...

kiwijims · kiwijims

Now ain't that the truth !!!

Bushpie · Bushpie

I know you are all concerned about fake news coming from the media....... I have spoken to Liz and can now reveal that

sandman55 · sandman55

Good bye Granddad -- A lovely Australian Poem Poor old Granddad's passed away, cut off in his prime, He never had a day off crook - gone before his time, We found him in the dunny, collapsed there on the seat, A startled look upon his face, his trousers around his feet, The doctor said his heart was good - fi...

rgren2 · rgren2

What about me? You ask. I want to get a prominent ngovernment position, how can I find out if Im a reptilian! Take this little quiz (based on Ickes Research): Do you have predominance of green or hazel eyes that change color like a chameleon, but also blue eyes? Do people note that they are particularly...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

I had never really thought of what happened to all the other flights headed for the States on 9/11. It is so many years since 9/11 but here is a wonderful story about that terrible day. Jerry Brown, Delta Flight 15...(true story) From a flight attendant on Delta Flight 15, written following 9-11: On th...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

We have done ok with real estate in Sydney . Have two investment properties . Thinking VERY seriously of selling and purchasing a acreage up north NSW . We look after our grand children which are now all going to school . The other grand mother which we get along with really well rents one of our rentals . W...

kiwijims · kiwijims

No rain fell in Perth at all during the month of April for only the fourth time in the past 140 years, according to the Bureau of Meteorology.The average monthly rainfall for April is 44 millimetres, but Perth has not recorded any rainfall since March 27.Bureau spokesman Neil Bennett said it was the fi...

Moorey · Moorey

Today I packed my little bag and tomorrow I am off to the Mater here in Townsville to have a knee replacement. It is all go from here as soon as possible the house will be on the market, setup and travel. The delay has been waiting for this operation. I will be quiet for a while suitably supervised by my five d...

kiwijims · kiwijims

Hmmmmm, Any comments ??? K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Saturday 29th of April 2017 03:07:16 PM

iana · iana

Just recently it became law that motorists must maintain a distance of at least 1 meter when passing bikes. Is there also a law that says bikes must also maintain a certain minimum distance when passing pedestrians?

Snippy · Snippy

Not suitable for currugated roads.

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

Possum3 · Possum3

Well, I'm at the Emergency Room . Today was not good. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done for a while. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow, just like they told me, but then I went a little faster; before I knew it, I was going as fast as the horse could...

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	Hey Macka... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	9	1403	06:13 PM May 8, 2017 by Phil C
	BEING A SENIOR CITIZEN REALLY SUCKS!!!* (Preview) THE GIRL ACROSS THE STREET - She's gorgeous, voluptuous and single! She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door,...	Big Gorilla	3	1004	06:09 PM May 8, 2017 by Phil C
	Star Wars Day (Preview) Wife texts our daughter( life long fan) " Happy Star Wars Day" . Daughter replies " thank you very much, May the 4th be with you"	Craig1	2	493	06:08 PM May 8, 2017 by Phil C
	Nomads heading south..ww3? (Preview) With Kim Jong un waving his sabre rattling sword and saying he can nuke northern Australia is there a wave of nomads heading south for the winter? This Korean conflict is scary.	Eaglemax	12	1398	09:38 PM May 7, 2017 by HunnyBunny
	waiting for the Wife.... (Preview) "Yep" Mine's the same !!!! K.J.	kiwijims	1	692	02:54 PM May 7, 2017 by macka17
	Damned Kids (Preview) Ya gotta love the little helpers !!! K.J.	kiwijims	3	749	02:53 PM May 7, 2017 by macka17
	Married 50 + Years... (Preview) After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big...	Big Gorilla	8	1043	02:23 PM May 7, 2017 by macka17
	That Google T shirt say's it all. !!! (Preview) Now ain't that the truth !!!	kiwijims	5	841	10:00 AM May 7, 2017 by Possum3
	The Correct Message From Buckingham Palace (Preview) I know you are all concerned about fake news coming from the media....... I have spoken to Liz and can now reveal that	Bushpie	0	499	06:21 PM May 6, 2017 by Bushpie
	Good bye Granddad (Preview) Good bye Granddad -- A lovely Australian Poem Poor old Granddad's passed away, cut off in his prime, He never had a day off crook - gone before his time, We found him in the dunny, collapsed there on the seat, A startled look upon his face, his trousers around his feet, The doctor said his heart was good - fi...	sandman55	3	725	04:24 PM May 6, 2017 by sandman55
	Are You Reptilian? (Preview) What about me? You ask. I want to get a prominent ngovernment position, how can I find out if Im a reptilian! Take this little quiz (based on Ickes Research): Do you have predominance of green or hazel eyes that change color like a chameleon, but also blue eyes? Do people note that they are particularly...	rgren2	1	601	07:19 PM May 5, 2017 by Santa
	Amazing story of planes headed to U.S. on 9/11 (Preview) I had never really thought of what happened to all the other flights headed for the States on 9/11. It is so many years since 9/11 but here is a wonderful story about that terrible day. Jerry Brown, Delta Flight 15...(true story) From a flight attendant on Delta Flight 15, written following 9-11: On th...	Big Gorilla	9	1299	04:26 PM May 5, 2017 by HunnyBunny
	Are we being selfish ? (Preview) We have done ok with real estate in Sydney . Have two investment properties . Thinking VERY seriously of selling and purchasing a acreage up north NSW . We look after our grand children which are now all going to school . The other grand mother which we get along with really well rents one of our rentals . W...	Aus-Kiwi	26	1288	08:16 PM May 1, 2017 by 56mackie
	No Perth rain in April for first time since 1982......... (Preview) No rain fell in Perth at all during the month of April for only the fourth time in the past 140 years, according to the Bureau of Meteorology.The average monthly rainfall for April is 44 millimetres, but Perth has not recorded any rainfall since March 27.Bureau spokesman Neil Bennett said it was the fi...	kiwijims	0	411	07:09 PM May 1, 2017 by kiwijims
	TKR (Preview) Today I packed my little bag and tomorrow I am off to the Mater here in Townsville to have a knee replacement. It is all go from here as soon as possible the house will be on the market, setup and travel. The delay has been waiting for this operation. I will be quiet for a while suitably supervised by my five d...	Moorey	12	886	02:17 PM May 1, 2017 by Bushpie
	This was in the Sydney Morning Herald, Older Drivers..... (Preview) Hmmmmm, Any comments ??? K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Saturday 29th of April 2017 03:07:16 PM	kiwijims	8	823	08:11 PM Apr 30, 2017 by macka17
	Cars, Bikes & Pedestrians. (Preview) Just recently it became law that motorists must maintain a distance of at least 1 meter when passing bikes. Is there also a law that says bikes must also maintain a certain minimum distance when passing pedestrians?	iana	17	930	10:58 PM Apr 29, 2017 by macka17
	LEGGO BRING OUT NEW CARAVAN (Preview) Not suitable for currugated roads.	Snippy	3	763	02:43 PM Apr 29, 2017 by kiwijims
	An Elderly Couple in Church.. (Preview)	Big Gorilla	2	736	03:23 PM Apr 28, 2017 by Yaketty
	Oh well. (Preview) Well, I'm at the Emergency Room . Today was not good. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done for a while. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow, just like they told me, but then I went a little faster; before I knew it, I was going as fast as the horse could...	Possum3	2	764	07:54 PM Apr 26, 2017 by 2weis
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