"I digress ..."

Santa · Santa

These bridges don't take prisoners. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USu8vT_tfdw Certainly stripped the roof of the fifth wheelers pretty clean. Penske truck hire have their share of mishaps.

Possum3 · Possum3

Every time I see a woman driving a bus, I think of how far we have come. Then I wait for the next bus.

Magnarc · Magnarc

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

pipes · pipes

I'm a senior citizen who still enjoys admiring the female figure. It all started way back when I was about 9, or 10. I would go with my mum when she went shopping on a Saturday morning. She would disappear into a shop, and I would sit down on a nearby bench, and watch the passing parade.In those days, many o...

Santa · Santa

Getting a little tired of replacing these things, first the CFL's now these snow cone bulbs, they all claim a life of thousands of hours, in reality if I get 12 months out of one I'm doing well. At anything from $8 to $30 they may be cheap to run but they are certainly not cheap to replace. Wondering what exp...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... My mate has a fungal infection in his toes. I'd hate to be in his shoes. Cheers - John

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

Craig1 · Craig1

Bill Shorten got on TV today and tells us he is going to steal our money, not a lot in our case, but still going to be gone. Talk about triple taxation

RustyD · RustyD

deleted -- Edited by RustyD on Tuesday 13th of March 2018 02:16:56 PM

The Belmont Bear · The Belmont Bear

Has anyone fitted the automatic Vansat Bluestar Satelite system to the roof of their van or RV ? Vansat are quoting on their website around $3000 to supply and ship the kit, $75 for a Foxtel box and $77/mth for selected Foxtel channels which includes sports, movies etc. or $99/mth for all Foxtel channe...

Cupie · Cupie

After giving in to SWMBO I went to my GP for a hearing test & guess what, I probably need hearing aids. In my early investigations it seems that there is an Aus Govt Hearing Services Program that has a range of subsidies et al. & I will register for that, if I qualify. Also it seems that the prices f...

Possum3 · Possum3

Posting to appreciate the great Slim Dusty - Please don't a political bun fight - Just enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT2FFc-_R0g The link will give you access many of Slim's videos

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... ............. it's midnight Cheers -

Santa · Santa

https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/back-to-the-80s-gonorrhoea-and-syphilis-are-resurging-in-melbourne-20180115-h0ih75.html-- Edited by Santa on Sunday 11th of March 2018 04:07:30 PM -- Edited by Santa on Sunday 1...

spida · spida

Aussie Doggeral.If you say Gday to an Australian Youll put him at his ease. You may be a Pom or an alien, but at least youre not Japanese.Hell likely ask you to say Fush and Chups. Make him happy, say, Feesh and Cheeps Bare your teeth and stretch your lups Smile then say..three, four, five, seeks.Deep dow...

RustyD · RustyD

Just found my late father's pay book when he was in the RAAF. Pay on joining in April 1944 at age 19 was 4 Pound / 4 Shillings per fortnight. That's $294 in today's money with inflation. $147 / week. On discharge in November 1945 pay was 4 Pound / 11 Shillings. That's $321 in today's money. $160.50 / week. T...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Modern engines can be fuelled by almost any organic substance, including herbs. So eventually we could see trains running on thyme. I asked my North Korean penpal how it was over there. He replied he couldnt complain. James, 4, was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: a man named Lot...

The Belmont Bear · The Belmont Bear

As a lot of people have probably gathered from my previous posts I am currently working in Oman which is a devout muslim nation. Driving home from work today they were reminding people on the radio that the new traffic laws will come into place in the Sultanate on the 1st March which introduces a demerit...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9tyZLkTSI Aussie Paul.

RustyD · RustyD

<reference removed> as too many are commenting on the reference rather than the poll. Please no comments, just the poll. -- Edited by RustyD on Monday 19th of February 2018 09:31:32 PM

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	Low bridge, beware. (Preview) These bridges don't take prisoners. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USu8vT_tfdw Certainly stripped the roof of the fifth wheelers pretty clean. Penske truck hire have their share of mishaps.	Santa	14	1567	11:52 PM Mar 18, 2018 by oldbloke
	International women's day ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Every time I see a woman driving a bus, I think of how far we have come. Then I wait for the next bus.	Possum3	41	1992	02:23 PM Mar 17, 2018 by Mike Harding
	Infectious (Preview) When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.	Magnarc	2	764	12:58 AM Mar 16, 2018 by Leo
	No, I'm not a dirty old man !!!! (Preview) I'm a senior citizen who still enjoys admiring the female figure. It all started way back when I was about 9, or 10. I would go with my mum when she went shopping on a Saturday morning. She would disappear into a shop, and I would sit down on a nearby bench, and watch the passing parade.In those days, many o...	pipes	6	1120	07:37 PM Mar 15, 2018 by jules47
	240 volt LED light globes. (Preview) Getting a little tired of replacing these things, first the CFL's now these snow cone bulbs, they all claim a life of thousands of hours, in reality if I get 12 months out of one I'm doing well. At anything from $8 to $30 they may be cheap to run but they are certainly not cheap to replace. Wondering what exp...	Santa	3	655	09:48 PM Mar 14, 2018 by Craig1
	HMMMMMM.... (Preview) Gday... My mate has a fungal infection in his toes. I'd hate to be in his shoes. Cheers - John	rockylizard	4	799	07:36 PM Mar 14, 2018 by Leo
	Figured it out.... (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	1	761	10:48 AM Mar 14, 2018 by Magnarc
	Bill Shorten is proposing to be a thief. (closed) (Preview) Bill Shorten got on TV today and tells us he is going to steal our money, not a lot in our case, but still going to be gone. Talk about triple taxation	Craig1	6	1131	06:14 AM Mar 14, 2018 by Webmaster
	Do you get taxed dividends? (Preview) deleted -- Edited by RustyD on Tuesday 13th of March 2018 02:16:56 PM	RustyD	4	687	09:51 PM Mar 13, 2018 by landy
	Vansat TV System (Preview) Has anyone fitted the automatic Vansat Bluestar Satelite system to the roof of their van or RV ? Vansat are quoting on their website around $3000 to supply and ship the kit, $75 for a Foxtel box and $77/mth for selected Foxtel channels which includes sports, movies etc. or $99/mth for all Foxtel channe...	The Belmont Bear	0	532	05:12 PM Mar 13, 2018 by The Belmont Bear
	Hearing Aids ( 1 2 ) (Preview) After giving in to SWMBO I went to my GP for a hearing test & guess what, I probably need hearing aids. In my early investigations it seems that there is an Aus Govt Hearing Services Program that has a range of subsidies et al. & I will register for that, if I qualify. Also it seems that the prices f...	Cupie	43	9804	05:11 PM Mar 13, 2018 by Ron-D
	Slim Dusty some of his best. (Preview) Posting to appreciate the great Slim Dusty - Please don't a political bun fight - Just enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT2FFc-_R0g The link will give you access many of Slim's videos	Possum3	3	886	05:38 AM Mar 13, 2018 by Desert Dweller
	At the end of the day....... (Preview) Gday... ............. it's midnight Cheers -	rockylizard	14	1325	02:47 PM Mar 12, 2018 by PeterD
	Back to the 80s: Gonorrhoea and syphilis are resurging in Melbourne. (Preview) https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/back-to-the-80s-gonorrhoea-and-syphilis-are-resurging-in-melbourne-20180115-h0ih75.html-- Edited by Santa on Sunday 11th of March 2018 04:07:30 PM -- Edited by Santa on Sunday 1...	Santa	16	1654	02:27 PM Mar 12, 2018 by Mike Harding
	Kiwi Aussie Relations :) (Preview) Aussie Doggeral.If you say Gday to an Australian Youll put him at his ease. You may be a Pom or an alien, but at least youre not Japanese.Hell likely ask you to say Fush and Chups. Make him happy, say, Feesh and Cheeps Bare your teeth and stretch your lups Smile then say..three, four, five, seeks.Deep dow...	spida	7	959	02:33 PM Mar 11, 2018 by JA2340
	RAAF pay 1943 (Preview) Just found my late father's pay book when he was in the RAAF. Pay on joining in April 1944 at age 19 was 4 Pound / 4 Shillings per fortnight. That's $294 in today's money with inflation. $147 / week. On discharge in November 1945 pay was 4 Pound / 11 Shillings. That's $321 in today's money. $160.50 / week. T...	RustyD	21	1318	02:09 PM Mar 11, 2018 by ramblegambol
	Someone make him stop.............. (Preview) Gday... Modern engines can be fuelled by almost any organic substance, including herbs. So eventually we could see trains running on thyme. I asked my North Korean penpal how it was over there. He replied he couldnt complain. James, 4, was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: a man named Lot...	rockylizard	5	1184	07:13 PM Mar 10, 2018 by JA2340
	Isn’t It Ironic (Preview) As a lot of people have probably gathered from my previous posts I am currently working in Oman which is a devout muslim nation. Driving home from work today they were reminding people on the radio that the new traffic laws will come into place in the Sultanate on the 1st March which introduces a demerit...	The Belmont Bear	11	2937	03:41 PM Mar 9, 2018 by The Belmont Bear
	How Much Do Americans Know About Australia? ( 1 2 ) (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9tyZLkTSI Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	33	2059	07:37 PM Mar 8, 2018 by JA2340
	Political Correctness (Preview) <reference removed> as too many are commenting on the reference rather than the poll. Please no comments, just the poll. -- Edited by RustyD on Monday 19th of February 2018 09:31:32 PM	RustyD	24	1506	01:50 PM Mar 7, 2018 by Dickodownunder
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