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Basil Faulty · Basil Faulty

Did you hear about the dyslexic, insomniac athiest? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog

Basil Faulty · Basil Faulty

Dog walks into the post office at Karumba and wants to send a telegram, grabs a form & writes woof. woof. woof. woof. woof. woof. woof. woof. woof. & hands it to the clerk who looks at it and helpfully suggests that there are 9 woof's and for the same price he can put in an extra woof. The dog respon...

Pickles · Pickles

Airplane maintenance "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. (P) = Problem (S) = Solution (P) Left inside main tire...

dave06 · dave06

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" T...

Pickles · Pickles

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your jo...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

Mid-Life Crisis After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV; but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,00...

Pickles · Pickles

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife repli...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

True Friendship "Aussie Style"None of that SissyCrap .. Are you tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley fa...

dave06 · dave06

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up...

dave06 · dave06

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the plains one day, when Tonto suddenly ****ed his ear at a passing falcoln's cry. "Kemosabe... Apache to East!" he whispered. The Lone Ranger looked to his faithful companion. "What do we do?" Tonto pondered a moment. "We rid...

dave06 · dave06

a man took his 84 year old father shopping for new shoes, whilst sitting on a bench waiting to be served he spied his father staring at a young feller who had multi colored spiked hair everytime the young feller turned around he seen the old man staring at him eventually he asked the old man "what w...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

Memory was something you lost with age An aplication was for emploment A program was a tv show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spiders home A CD was a bank account A hard drive was was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse li...

dave06 · dave06

a flea was feeling tottally worn out and needed a holiday, he went in to a travel department to see about a week out in the sun the tourism officer said to him "we have just the thing, a week in ringo starr's hair, it'll be great, south of france and in a celebritys hair" flea "I'll take it&...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

I love this Doctor Q:Doctor,I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? ! A:Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like sayin...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

For his 12 birthday, little Joseph wanted a 10 speed bike. His father said, Son if we could afford it we would by u a new bike but your Mother has just lost her job and we have a $28000 morgage that we are struggling with. Next morning he seen young Joseph case in hand about to head out the front door, so h...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

A novice is driving Mother Superior down the road after Sunday Mass Suddenly the devil jumps on the bonnet of the car and starts cursing the two occupants Mother Superior said to the Novice, wind down your window and show him your cross Novice winds down her window and Yells at the Devil Get To "...

sgntbilko · sgntbilko

Subject: FW: ROSES & HANGING BASKETS ROSES & HANGING BASKETS A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are mod...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

May be one for DAVO wont be to long before we head to SA . Wilpena Pound is on our radar before either heading up the Stuart or on over to the west. Question is it worth the trip into there in a 2wheel drive [holden] ,and if so is there a beyond W/P. will be late may before we get there im a tinkin no real pl...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

G,AY FROM MAXINE My boss asked me to take anger management classes. Why should i, im angry enough about management already. Some days the best thing about my job, is that the chair spins After a long holiday, the only thing that makes me glad to see the people i work with is having just seen the peo...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see som...

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	Dyslexics untie (Preview) Did you hear about the dyslexic, insomniac athiest? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog	Basil Faulty	0	1050	05:07 PM May 4, 2009 by Basil Faulty
	another dog joke... (Preview) Dog walks into the post office at Karumba and wants to send a telegram, grabs a form & writes woof. woof. woof. woof. woof. woof. woof. woof. woof. & hands it to the clerk who looks at it and helpfully suggests that there are 9 woof's and for the same price he can put in an extra woof. The dog respon...	Basil Faulty	0	848	05:05 PM May 4, 2009 by Basil Faulty
	Airplane maintenance (Preview) Airplane maintenance "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. (P) = Problem (S) = Solution (P) Left inside main tire...	Pickles	0	1004	08:36 AM May 3, 2009 by Pickles
	he's in trouble this time (Preview) The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" T...	dave06	1	913	07:45 PM May 2, 2009 by Roostertales
	WHO DOES WHAT (Preview) A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your jo...	Pickles	0	926	07:02 AM May 1, 2009 by Pickles
	Mid Life Cleared up (Preview) Mid-Life Crisis After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV; but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,00...	Cruising Granny	2	1269	11:51 AM Apr 30, 2009 by sgntbilko
	WIFE VS. HUSBAND (Preview) A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife repli...	Pickles	3	1209	11:47 AM Apr 30, 2009 by sgntbilko
	Aussie Style Friendship (Preview) True Friendship "Aussie Style"None of that SissyCrap .. Are you tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley fa...	Wombat 280	2	1230	10:01 AM Apr 29, 2009 by sgntbilko
	yes I know but I got to put up with him (Preview) A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up...	dave06	0	1016	08:01 PM Apr 28, 2009 by dave06
	another one kemosabe (Preview) The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the plains one day, when Tonto suddenly ****ed his ear at a passing falcoln's cry. "Kemosabe... Apache to East!" he whispered. The Lone Ranger looked to his faithful companion. "What do we do?" Tonto pondered a moment. "We rid...	dave06	0	912	07:56 PM Apr 28, 2009 by dave06
	a pea****s offspring (Preview) a man took his 84 year old father shopping for new shoes, whilst sitting on a bench waiting to be served he spied his father staring at a young feller who had multi colored spiked hair everytime the young feller turned around he seen the old man staring at him eventually he asked the old man "what w...	dave06	3	1155	06:44 PM Apr 28, 2009 by dave06
	THE ORIGINAL COMPUTER (Preview) Memory was something you lost with age An aplication was for emploment A program was a tv show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spiders home A CD was a bank account A hard drive was was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse li...	drongo & wendy	4	1101	02:06 PM Apr 28, 2009 by Cruising Granny
	the flea (Preview) a flea was feeling tottally worn out and needed a holiday, he went in to a travel department to see about a week out in the sun the tourism officer said to him "we have just the thing, a week in ringo starr's hair, it'll be great, south of france and in a celebritys hair" flea "I'll take it&...	dave06	1	1233	12:31 PM Apr 28, 2009 by The Gnome
	Pay for what you want to hear (Preview) I love this Doctor Q:Doctor,I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? ! A:Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like sayin...	Wombat 280	1	1043	09:20 AM Apr 28, 2009 by sgntbilko
	10 SPEED BIKE (Preview) For his 12 birthday, little Joseph wanted a 10 speed bike. His father said, Son if we could afford it we would by u a new bike but your Mother has just lost her job and we have a $28000 morgage that we are struggling with. Next morning he seen young Joseph case in hand about to head out the front door, so h...	drongo & wendy	0	1165	10:54 AM Apr 26, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	The Devil Made Me Do It (Preview) A novice is driving Mother Superior down the road after Sunday Mass Suddenly the devil jumps on the bonnet of the car and starts cursing the two occupants Mother Superior said to the Novice, wind down your window and show him your cross Novice winds down her window and Yells at the Devil Get To "...	Wombat 280	0	1022	10:16 PM Apr 25, 2009 by Wombat 280
	ROSES AND HANGING BASKETS (Preview) Subject: FW: ROSES & HANGING BASKETS ROSES & HANGING BASKETS A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are mod...	sgntbilko	1	1079	09:45 PM Apr 25, 2009 by jandas fun
	Planning has started (Preview) May be one for DAVO wont be to long before we head to SA . Wilpena Pound is on our radar before either heading up the Stuart or on over to the west. Question is it worth the trip into there in a 2wheel drive [holden] ,and if so is there a beyond W/P. will be late may before we get there im a tinkin no real pl...	drongo & wendy	0	999	03:26 PM Apr 25, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	gawd more of maxine (Preview) G,AY FROM MAXINE My boss asked me to take anger management classes. Why should i, im angry enough about management already. Some days the best thing about my job, is that the chair spins After a long holiday, the only thing that makes me glad to see the people i work with is having just seen the peo...	drongo & wendy	0	1030	11:02 AM Apr 25, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	Have a Great Weekend (Preview) An older, white haired man walked into a jewellry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see som...	Cruising Granny	1	1096	10:10 PM Apr 23, 2009 by jandas fun
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