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The Christmas Fairy
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CHRISTMAS FAIRY I am a little fairy On tap o' the Christmas Tree It's no' a job I fancy Well how would you like tae be me A tarted up wi' tinsel It's enough to mak ye boak An a couple o' jaggy branches Rammed up the back o' your frock An' these wee lights a'roon me I canna get my sleep An' there's the yearly visit F...
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Little Johnny Strikes Again.
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Kevin Rudd was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Kevin, the saviour of 'working families', if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So Kevin (the saviour of 'w...
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Hotel Bill
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Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to Consider this... A husband and wife are travelling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne .. After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and They decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a Room, but they onl...
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Grandpa
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Grandad was reminiscing about the good old days.................... "When I were a lad, Momma would send me down to t'corner store wi' a dollar, and I'd come back wi' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf a dozen eggs. Yer c...
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rub my back
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Taliban A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?' The...
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Grandpa
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A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a story from her bible. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the bible pictures and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God...
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Honeymoon
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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage,he took himself to the doctor. He said 'How bad is it doc? I'm 20, going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin - in every way' The doctor told him, 'I...
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GROWING OLD;
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IMPORTANT ! MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD ; ****; I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU;
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!2 Days of Christmas
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12 Days of Christmas December 14, 1992 My dearest darling John: Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure. Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way. My love always, Agnes December 15, 1992 Dearest John: Today the post...
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Happy Housewife at Christmas
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ThE JoYs Of ChRiStMaSTwas the night before Christmas and all through the kitchen; I was cooking and baking and moanin and bitchin. I've been here for hours, I can't stop to rest. This room's a disaster, just look at this mess! Tommorow I've got thirty people to feed. They expect all the trimmings. Who c...
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The Difference Between Grandfathers and Grandmothers
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Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is?Well here it is: A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car f...
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A Conversation
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the Airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you Strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed It slowly and said to the stranger, 'Wh...
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Who needs school most?
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NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.... I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school district. Spellings have been left intact.
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today Please execute him.
2. Please exkuce Lisa for be...
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Bicycles Or Women
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Why bicycles are better than Women... Bicycles don't get pregnant. You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month. Bicycles don't have parents. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. You can share your Bicycle with your friends. Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've...
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Gary and Kerry
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Three Holy Men and a Bear
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Three Holy Men and a Bear: A Priest, a Pentecostal Preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of NorthernMichiganUniversity in Marquette . They would get together two or three times a week for coffeeand to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't re...
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Marriage - Where did I go wrong?
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How Do You Decide Who To Marry? According to the kids.
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to ma...
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Cheating Hubby
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A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then she picked up a...
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Ambidextrous Golfer
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A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf.
One got transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him.
A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys talking about their
golf round. She said, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in
college and...
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FAMILY HOLIDAY.
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A family goes on a holiday to the Northern Territory & hubby,s mother inlaw tags along. they arrive at a river , on a very hot day & mother inlaw goes in for a swim, moments later the mother inlaw is being circled by a 6mtr crock , upon the daughter seeing this she screams to hubby please please pl...
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Know Who You Are !!
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Yallthink you have lived to be 85 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'W...
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