Just Joking

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?' 'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

The little bugger has done it at last

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

An Aboriginal man in Alice Springs goes to the doctor with a problem - he just can't stop jogging or stand still ! Hey white doctor says the Blackman. What ya think is makin me run all over the place. It's to puckin hot for dat ****. The doctor says It's got me beat but hey I might have a cure. The doctor puts...

twobob · twobob

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, move to Texas, Qld. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looks him o...

rowdy · rowdy

FATHER AND SON,SUNDAY MORNING CHAT SON. "HEY DAD GUESS WHAT,I HAD SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT" FATHER. " WELL DONE MATE, SIT DOWN AND TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT" SON. "I CANT DAD, ME BUMS TOO SORE

rowdy · rowdy

A woman go'es to the super market every week and buys 10 large cans of dog food.The grocer gets to know her as a regular customer and one day asks what kind of dog she has. 'oh no' she says ;I dont have a dog ,I feed it to my husband,he loves it'. The grocer was shocked at hearing this, and warne...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { font-size: 10pt; font-family:Verdana } The pencil... The value of a Catholic education and a pencil !...You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. Little Margaret Mary was not the best student in Catholic School.. Having t...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Can't stop now here's some more Sorry didn't download due to SNAFU, try again later Got it this time -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 22:13, 2008-11-20 -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 18:54, 2008-11-21 -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 18:56, 2008-11-21

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Is this the work of someone who has too much time on their hands.You have to admit they are good far to many to post all so a selection of their work -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 19:15, 2008-11-19

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

MESSAGE TO THE AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC The federal government will be sending a $1,400.00 rebate to many of us .. If we spend that money at K-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs; If we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Try telling this one after you have had a couple! A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a bre...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Some Math +Logic: Here is a little something someonesent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It alsomade me Laugh Out Loud.) Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. Itgoes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people wh...

dave06 · dave06

A Blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains. She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains. 'The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lo...

dave06 · dave06

went to the quack last night (true story) big old mongrel he was, yellow nicotine stained moustache, big old gnarly grizzled hands the size of dinner plates, food stain on the shirt, scruffy hair, trousers up to his armpits, come from the dark ages, he came out to the waiting area, which I might add see...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

A fart.... It is a pleasent thing it gives the belly ease it warms the bed in winter and suffocates the fleas A fart..... can be quiet can be loud som...

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

The station owner had been away droving for 6 months. As he was riding back to the station he met one of the old workers who had been with him for years and he asked him how were things going on the station. He said he had some bad news "That old blue cattle dog died" "How" "We thin...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied. 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewing a 104-year-o...

dave06 · dave06

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? ' 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' 'What that tell you?'...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

An Aussie Poem The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock The ****y took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock. He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs, The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams. He stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tank And s...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Give up smoking you hear the Doctors say , WHY -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 20:40, 2008-11-04

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	A Cow's Tail (Preview) A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?' 'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls...	Gary and Kerry	0	1231	09:14 PM Dec 4, 2008 by Gary and Kerry
	The Great Escape (Preview) The little bugger has done it at last	Wombat 280	3	1286	11:05 PM Nov 30, 2008 by twobob
	Black is Beautiful (Preview) An Aboriginal man in Alice Springs goes to the doctor with a problem - he just can't stop jogging or stand still ! Hey white doctor says the Blackman. What ya think is makin me run all over the place. It's to puckin hot for dat . The doctor says It's got me beat but hey I might have a cure. The doctor puts...	Wombat 280	3	1224	10:10 AM Nov 28, 2008 by dave06
	watch out for seniors pt 2 (Preview) An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, move to Texas, Qld. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looks him o...	twobob	2	1081	02:04 PM Nov 24, 2008 by drongo & wendy
	lost virginity (Preview) FATHER AND SON,SUNDAY MORNING CHAT SON. "HEY DAD GUESS WHAT,I HAD SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT" FATHER. " WELL DONE MATE, SIT DOWN AND TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT" SON. "I CANT DAD, ME BUMS TOO SORE	rowdy	2	1471	06:55 PM Nov 23, 2008 by Xtrail51
	Dog Food (Preview) A woman go'es to the super market every week and buys 10 large cans of dog food.The grocer gets to know her as a regular customer and one day asks what kind of dog she has. 'oh no' she says ;I dont have a dog ,I feed it to my husband,he loves it'. The grocer was shocked at hearing this, and warne...	rowdy	0	1060	07:25 PM Nov 22, 2008 by rowdy
	The Pencil (Preview) .hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { font-size: 10pt; font-family:Verdana } The pencil... The value of a Catholic education and a pencil !...You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. Little Margaret Mary was not the best student in Catholic School.. Having t...	Wombat 280	0	1075	10:17 PM Nov 21, 2008 by Wombat 280
	Fruit Art 2 (Preview) Can't stop now here's some more Sorry didn't download due to SNAFU, try again later Got it this time -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 22:13, 2008-11-20 -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 18:54, 2008-11-21 -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 18:56, 2008-11-21	Wombat 280	0	1209	10:54 PM Nov 20, 2008 by Wombat 280
	Fruit Art (Preview) Is this the work of someone who has too much time on their hands.You have to admit they are good far to many to post all so a selection of their work -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 19:15, 2008-11-19	Wombat 280	1	1267	10:21 PM Nov 20, 2008 by dave06
	FEDERAL BUDGET - MESSAGE TO THE AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC (Preview) MESSAGE TO THE AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC The federal government will be sending a $1,400.00 rebate to many of us .. If we spend that money at K-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs; If we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will...	Gary and Kerry	2	1321	03:28 PM Nov 18, 2008 by Wombat 280
	What's In a Name (Preview) Try telling this one after you have had a couple! A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a bre...	Wombat 280	0	1162	08:25 PM Nov 14, 2008 by Wombat 280
	Do the Maths (Preview) Some Math +Logic: Here is a little something someonesent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It alsomade me Laugh Out Loud.) Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. Itgoes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people wh...	Wombat 280	0	1437	08:18 PM Nov 14, 2008 by Wombat 280
	the blond and the window (Preview) A Blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains. She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains. 'The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lo...	dave06	1	1717	02:06 PM Nov 13, 2008 by Pam
	bloody doctors (Preview) went to the quack last night (true story) big old mongrel he was, yellow nicotine stained moustache, big old gnarly grizzled hands the size of dinner plates, food stain on the shirt, scruffy hair, trousers up to his armpits, come from the dark ages, he came out to the waiting area, which I might add see...	dave06	9	2303	10:04 PM Nov 10, 2008 by suenami
	A Fart is a Fart (Preview) A fart.... It is a pleasent thing it gives the belly ease it warms the bed in winter and suffocates the fleas A fart..... can be quiet can be loud som...	drongo & wendy	0	1416	02:06 PM Nov 9, 2008 by drongo & wendy
	The Wake (Preview) The station owner had been away droving for 6 months. As he was riding back to the station he met one of the old workers who had been with him for years and he asked him how were things going on the station. He said he had some bad news "That old blue cattle dog died" "How" "We thin...	Gary and Kerry	0	1412	07:30 AM Nov 7, 2008 by Gary and Kerry
	Old Age Does That (Preview) Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied. 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewing a 104-year-o...	Wombat 280	1	1629	10:40 AM Nov 6, 2008 by Pam
	tonto (Preview) The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? ' 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' 'What that tell you?'...	dave06	1	1605	07:29 PM Nov 5, 2008 by Wombat 280
	Outback Farm safety Message (Preview) An Aussie Poem The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock The ****y took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock. He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs, The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams. He stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tank And s...	Wombat 280	0	1614	07:26 PM Nov 5, 2008 by Wombat 280
	Smoking Kills (Preview) Give up smoking you hear the Doctors say , WHY -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 20:40, 2008-11-04	Wombat 280	0	1163	09:39 PM Nov 4, 2008 by Wombat 280
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