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Anyone For Golf?
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http://www.cincinnati.com/golf/golfquiz/html/brand.htm
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Interview
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INTERVIEW Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them...
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Chinese Wal Mart
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Welcome to Chinese Wal-MartWe thought our Wal-Marts had it all Crocodiles Bulk Rice Mixed Meat for the choosing(I'm sure they all washed their hands first!!!) Turtles and other stuff You guess!(It looks familiar, but definitely not something that I've eaten,or am going to!) Walmar...
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Gary and Kerry
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Socrates
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Socrates' thoughts on gossip Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogen...
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Jeff
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DillyDallyingAround
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SENIOR TEXT CODING
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Seniors Text Coding ATD At the doctors BFF Best friend fell BTW Bring the wheelchair BYOT Bring your own teeth ......FWIW Forgot where I was GGPBL Gotta go, pacemaker battery low GHA Got heartburn again IMHO Laughing my dentures out OMMR On my massage recliner OMSG Oh My! Sorry gas ROFLACGU Rolling...
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Beautiful Coat
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http://elrellano.com/videos_online/4624/circo-roncalli.html
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A M&B Novel excerpt?
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He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax." Without warning, he reached down and I felt hi...
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Best Poster Ever!!
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Margaret and Bert
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Margaret and Bert.................. A retired couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Tamworth. Bert always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything diffe...
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THE most Funcional word in the English language
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HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's schitt ... that's right, schitt! Schitt may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke schitt , buy schitt, sell schitt, lose schitt, find schitt, forget schitt, and tell others to eat schitt. ...
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Three women walked into a bar...
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Three women walked into a bar.... You'd thought one of em would have seen it...
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Obituary writen of Common Sense
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An Obituary printed in the London Times Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable...
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Six Beers
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Chilli
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WARNING : ONLY Read This Once You Are Able To LAUGH OUT LOUD. Hysterics might set in. The writer of this piece paints a very vivid picture... funny stuff. You will laugh - guaranteed! ENJOY!! I went to Bunnings recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the pre...
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Gary and Kerry
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Court Jesters #2
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you ****ting me?
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Cruising Granny
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Court Jester - Real Life
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These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by (US) court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS...
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Cruising Granny
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Daylight Saving
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The Wedding Ring
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Firefly
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A Funny Story
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A few years ago,my son was a tour guide in the Kimberley, working between Kunnanurra and Broome, through the Bungles and then back up the Gibb River Road. We did a tag along tour behind his bus, and listened in over our two way radio as he talked over his radio to the passengers in the bus. It was just like be...
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