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THREE SISTERS;
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Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath.. She puts her foot in and pauses... She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the s...
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justcruisin01
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1955;;
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NO SEX Since 1955 A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but y...
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POOR MICK;
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> > POOR MICK > > Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill. One day, > Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. > Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the > Local hospital. > Next day, Paddy goes to the ho...
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MORE IRISH;
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Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them stupid bastards because I wasn't even at home yesterday." Paddy says to Mick - I'm ready for a holi...
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CHICKENS;
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Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But as time went by,the traffic slowly built up and became so heavy and so fastthat his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the local police station and said, "You've got todo something about all of the...
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BEING HONEST ;
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A young man moved out from mom and dads house and into an apartment and on his own for the first time. He proudly went down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and...
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A EX FRIEND
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I had a friend once, sadly we had a falling out, she went to a prom today and was voted queen of the prom. Wasn't she so fortunate
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goinsoon
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NO DEER ;
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Abdul from Middle East applies for Amex credit card, for verification ,gets a telephone call from customer services in New York USA.Here is the conversation.
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Lemons
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A man applying for a job at a Mildura lemon orchard seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" He replied: "I've been divorced twice, bought a Leyland P76,...
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jimbo
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Trouble with computer
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Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after h...
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jules47
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FOR THE BLOKES (mostly)
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SHED TOOLS EXPLAINED 1. DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing coul...
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clazandaza
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joke othe week
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The presenters on ch10 the circle
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Antique Pete
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Popcorn
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Easy Chicken Recipe Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. 1 chicken 1 cup melted bu...
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jules47
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warm feeling
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A couple decided to go back to their honeymoon hotel for their 50th aniversary They stayed in the same room, in the morning the wife said Darling do you remember what we did 50 years ago today, we sat on the balcony having breakfast in the nude, lets do it again, he agrees so they strip off and start breakfa...
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Antique Pete
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Only on th 29 Feb
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My gold condoms have just arived in th mail . I said to my wife . "I am going to try one tonight" She says . "Why don't you wear a silver one & come 2nd for a change"? Richo
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Zoomtopz
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A KISS IS JUST A KISS
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A KISS IS JUST A KISS A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insen...
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jimricho
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Councils
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Working For the Council A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies "Yes, caffeine" "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" "Yes I was in the army" he s...
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jimbo
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Done it all
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i can't add anything. Richo.
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Zoomtopz
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Come back tomorrow
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I was in a newsagents in Broken Hill. A big guy with a big hat asked the chap behind the counter if he had any Sunday papers. The newsagent said No sir we havent any Sunday papers The big guy raised his voice and said Why not may I ask? The newsagent said Because its Saturday sir, we wont have Sunday papers un...
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Gonadoit
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Sour Lemon
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A woman applied for a job in a lemon orchard, but she seemed to be far too qualified for the job. In her application she listed her Arts and Education Degrees from Sydnay University, and her jobs as a social Worker and School Teacher. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this, but have you...
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Ole_Grizzly
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