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Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

wrong side of th bed. Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes. As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning, sisters." The novices replied, "Good morning, M...

rockylizard · rockylizard

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-- Edited by rockylizard on Saturday 20th of October 2012 02:17:31 PM

Rip and Rosie · Rip and Rosie

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.**** An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian wou...

rockylizard · rockylizard

jimbo · jimbo

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Dorevitch Pathology Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr...

rockylizard · rockylizard

spida · spida

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several...

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rtv47 · rtv47

How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and s...

petengail · petengail

This is in german but nothing is lost in the translation... reminds me of some nomads I know... namely me http://www.snotr.com/video/8965/

tcp99 · tcp99

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, t...

tcp99 · tcp99

-- Edited by tcp99 on Wednesday 10th of October 2012 09:00:20 PM

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HOOK · HOOK

Julia Gillard is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow walks out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: "You get out and check - you were driving. " The chauffeur gets out, checks...

rtv47 · rtv47

Subject: Deer Roping at it's Best ! I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that since they congregated at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of...

Happywanderer · Happywanderer

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - PENSIONERS VERSIONThe heat from the fire was comforting as the three electric bars glowed brightly in their metal cage. Nora peeked across the room over the rim of her Reader's Digest. Gerald was snoring lightly, with his half-moon spectacles balanced on the end of his nose, a t...

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

"Best Divorce Letter EVER Written Dear Wife, Im writing you this letter to tell you that Im leaving you forever. Ive been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the...

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	Effect of summer... (Preview)	rockylizard	0	857	09:19 PM Oct 20, 2012 by rockylizard
	Retirement Plans (Preview) -- Edited by rockylizard on Saturday 20th of October 2012 02:17:31 PM	rockylizard	1	904	12:45 AM Oct 21, 2012 by Happywanderer
	"Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" (Preview) A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.**** An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian wou...	Rip and Rosie	2	1017	12:07 AM Oct 20, 2012 by Pinto
	Men ! (Preview)	rockylizard	0	912	03:32 AM Oct 19, 2012 by rockylizard
	True Story (Preview) *The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,* *"Hello."* *"Mrs. Sanders, please."* *"Speaking."* *"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Dorevitch Pathology Laboratory.* *When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr...*	jimbo	1	962	05:14 AM Oct 19, 2012 by jules47
	Boomerang (Preview)	rockylizard	0	753	03:12 AM Oct 18, 2012 by rockylizard
	Places for 2012 (Preview) I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several...	spida	0	799	02:18 AM Oct 18, 2012 by spida
	Courage (Preview)	tcp99	0	788	11:36 PM Oct 17, 2012 by tcp99
	How To Give A Cat A Pill (Preview) How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and s...	rtv47	4	993	01:15 AM Oct 16, 2012 by petengail
	So grandpa, how are you doing with the new Ipad we gave you for xmas (Preview) This is in german but nothing is lost in the translation... reminds me of some nomads I know... namely me http://www.snotr.com/video/8965/	petengail	3	1072	11:39 PM Oct 13, 2012 by Plodnalong
	No Sex Tonight (Preview) I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, t...	tcp99	1	1321	10:48 PM Oct 11, 2012 by Pinto
	10 Years Later Still the Best of Friends (Preview) -- Edited by tcp99 on Wednesday 10th of October 2012 09:00:20 PM	tcp99	1	848	06:20 PM Oct 11, 2012 by kandagal
	If Only Everyone Thought This (Preview)	tcp99	1	825	02:25 PM Oct 11, 2012 by jimbo
	What If... (Preview)	tcp99	0	774	03:49 AM Oct 11, 2012 by tcp99
	Hot Cute Dog (Preview)	tcp99	0	905	06:17 PM Oct 7, 2012 by tcp99
	Julia and her chauffeur (Preview) Julia Gillard is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow walks out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: "You get out and check - you were driving. " The chauffeur gets out, checks...	HOOK	2	1118	01:24 PM Oct 7, 2012 by Zoomtopz
	Deer Roping (Preview) Subject: Deer Roping at it's Best ! I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that since they congregated at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of...	rtv47	0	1014	03:56 AM Oct 7, 2012 by rtv47
	Fifty Shades of Grey - Pensioners Version (Preview) FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - PENSIONERS VERSIONThe heat from the fire was comforting as the three electric bars glowed brightly in their metal cage. Nora peeked across the room over the rim of her Reader's Digest. Gerald was snoring lightly, with his half-moon spectacles balanced on the end of his nose, a t...	Happywanderer	2	1347	08:22 PM Oct 6, 2012 by Rip and Rosie
	Th 2 best divorce letters Ever written (Preview) "Best Divorce Letter EVER Written Dear Wife, Im writing you this letter to tell you that Im leaving you forever. Ive been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the...	Zoomtopz	2	1458	02:11 PM Oct 6, 2012 by jules47
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