Just Joking

gerard gue · gerard gue

An outrageously Australian joke! Australian humour..........can't beat it! A Northern Territory farm hand (Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager. 'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bull bars at the front of my Ute And is wrigglin...

copper1 · copper1

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

sarg · sarg

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she aske...

sarg · sarg

rockylizard · rockylizard

Nelly · Nelly

When God finished making earth and all that is in it he thought to himself - Every good man should be able to find a good, kind and loving women that will obey him. He will find her in any corner of this great earth that I have made. Then he made the earth round and laughed and laughed and laughed...........

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Hurls · Hurls

ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2013 EUROPE From JOHN CLEESE The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated"...

Mike C · Mike C

Dating Ads for Seniors Found in a Florida Newspaper You can say what you want about Florida , but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North. These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper. (Who says Seniors don't have a sense of humor?) -------------------------------...

Hurls · Hurls

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you ne...

Hurls · Hurls

A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the car port, I not...

copper1 · copper1

While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?&qu...

copper1 · copper1

Wally's Wedding Night At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire ni...

rockylizard · rockylizard

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

DAMN FINE EXPLANATION The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm lea...

sarg · sarg

A young Afghani gets signed up by the Bulldogs...Noel Cleal flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani star in a local gameof rugby played with an inflated goat's bladder. He is suitablyimpressed, gets on the phone to Des Hasler, signs the boy on the spotand arranges for him to come over to Sydney. Two w...

copper1 · copper1

-- Edited by copper1 on Saturday 28th of September 2013 11:01:45 PM

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

The TAXATION DEPARTMENT decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the Taxation Office. The Taxation Office Auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his solicitor. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by sa...

chaslib · chaslib

(let me know if the copy and paste does not work properly) Subject: SENIORS JIGSAW PUZZLE:... BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out h...

gerard gue · gerard gue

Postman One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with...

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	An outrageously Australian joke! (Preview) *An outrageously Australian joke!* Australian humour..........can't beat it! *A Northern Territory farm hand (Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager.* *'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bull bars at the front of my Ute And is wrigglin...*	gerard gue	1	878	01:29 PM Oct 4, 2013 by sarg
	Computer Password (Preview) A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."	copper1	2	920	12:41 AM Oct 4, 2013 by sucastja
	TWO LITTLE BOYS.. (Preview) Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she aske...	sarg	0	735	10:02 PM Oct 2, 2013 by sarg
	HOW TRUE IT IS .. (Preview)	sarg	2	674	11:01 PM Oct 2, 2013 by rockylizard
	Returning? (Preview)	rockylizard	0	777	03:39 PM Oct 2, 2013 by rockylizard
	Good Women (Preview) When God finished making earth and all that is in it he thought to himself - Every good man should be able to find a good, kind and loving women that will obey him. He will find her in any corner of this great earth that I have made. Then he made the earth round and laughed and laughed and laughed...........	Nelly	4	881	08:45 PM Oct 2, 2013 by Rip and Rosie
	Guidance (Preview)	Gunsondeck	1	777	04:55 AM Oct 2, 2013 by Tezzaworth
	Threat Alert (Preview) ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2013 EUROPE From JOHN CLEESE The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated"...	Hurls	1	864	04:25 AM Oct 2, 2013 by D and D
	Dating Ads for Seniors Found in a Florida Newspaper (Preview) Dating Ads for Seniors Found in a Florida Newspaper You can say what you want about Florida , but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North. These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper. (Who says Seniors don't have a sense of humor?) -------------------------------...	Mike C	0	835	05:35 PM Oct 1, 2013 by Mike C
	Brian is the MAN (Preview) A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you ne...	Hurls	0	698	05:30 PM Oct 1, 2013 by Hurls
	A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! (Preview) A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the car port, I not...	Hurls	0	960	05:29 PM Oct 1, 2013 by Hurls
	Men are from Mars (Preview) While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?&qu...	copper1	0	783	04:19 AM Oct 1, 2013 by copper1
	Wally's Wedding Night (Preview) Wally's Wedding Night At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire ni...	copper1	0	742	03:41 AM Oct 1, 2013 by copper1
	April 1st ?? (Preview)	rockylizard	0	682	03:21 AM Oct 1, 2013 by rockylizard
	EXPLANATION; (Preview) DAMN FINE EXPLANATION The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm lea...	justcruisin01	1	1077	03:48 AM Sep 30, 2013 by Tezzaworth
	THE YOUNG AFGHANI (Preview) A young Afghani gets signed up by the Bulldogs...Noel Cleal flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani star in a local gameof rugby played with an inflated goat's bladder. He is suitablyimpressed, gets on the phone to Des Hasler, signs the boy on the spotand arranges for him to come over to Sydney. Two w...	sarg	10	1028	08:00 PM Sep 29, 2013 by Baz421
	Heaven and Hell (Preview) -- Edited by copper1 on Saturday 28th of September 2013 11:01:45 PM	copper1	0	840	11:01 PM Sep 28, 2013 by copper1
	Don't mess with us old folk ! (Preview) The TAXATION DEPARTMENT decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the Taxation Office. The Taxation Office Auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his solicitor. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by sa...	Big Gorilla	0	824	03:36 PM Sep 28, 2013 by Big Gorilla
	Seniors Jig Saw Puzzle (Preview) (let me know if the copy and paste does not work properly) Subject: SENIORS JIGSAW PUZZLE:... BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out h...	chaslib	2	761	03:37 AM Sep 28, 2013 by Mobi Condo
	Postman (Preview) Postman One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with...	gerard gue	0	736	08:29 PM Sep 27, 2013 by gerard gue
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