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rockylizard · rockylizard

rockylizard · rockylizard

bridget · bridget

rockylizard · rockylizard

Cupie · Cupie

I found this gem in my 'keepers' Email folder .... I hope that you enjoy it too. G clancy@theoverflow I had written him a text Which I'd sent, hoping the next Time he came in mobile coverage He'd have time to say hello. But I'd heard he'd lost his iPhone, So I emailed him from my phone, Just addressed, on spe...

Hendo · Hendo

If you can tell this after happy hour, you haven't had enough to drink! Peter Peterson lives in Padstow Parade, Picton and worked at the Picton Pickle Processing Plant as a pickle packer. One afternoon while pulling on a pint at the Picton Pub, his best pal, Paul, the Publican said, "You look a bi...

Cupie · Cupie

The Mountain Biker from Snowy RiverThere were ripples on the lattes for the word had passed around That a cash prize had been offered for the ride That they did each Sunday morning it was worth a thousand pound And a row of fancy bikes was parked outside. All the tried and noted riders from the city and t...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... I guess if it ain't in here - no-one sees the humour - wry or otherwise Cheers - John

rosco532 · rosco532

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans , with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning i...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

Sounds fair enough to me. This is for old folks , anyone over , or close to 50 is eligible . An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife , seeing the unexpected behaviour , asks, Where are you going . He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.' She...

sarg · sarg

I got a new stick deodorant today.The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.

sarg · sarg

One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bo...

sarg · sarg

.... A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and hence, she became so worried that she called...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner. Catholic: "I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!" Protestant: "I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!" Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purch...

JayDee · JayDee

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what yo...

solarpanel4 · solarpanel4

AINT history WONDERFUL ??? Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase, "You Gotta Be Kidding Me?" Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of America, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware river with his troops. There were 33 men...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

The way we do it in Australia!!!!!!!! This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of VB beer cheap at the local supermarket. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the nex...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Dear Mr. Abbot as the official replacement for Mr Rudd, Please find below our suggestion for fixing Australia 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to car companies & other bussiness that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following p...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

http://www.youtube.com/embed/V_gOZDWQj3Q?rel=0 G.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Christmas cake (Preview)	rockylizard	2	1033	01:46 PM Dec 19, 2013 by sarg
	Pearly Gates (Preview)	rockylizard	1	1163	01:45 PM Dec 19, 2013 by sarg
	Christmas can be fun ..who are u (Preview)	bridget	17	1210	11:43 AM Dec 19, 2013 by bridget
	Christmas Tree (Preview)	rockylizard	0	1096	10:01 PM Dec 18, 2013 by rockylizard
	New Take on an old poem (Preview) I found this gem in my 'keepers' Email folder .... I hope that you enjoy it too. G clancy@theoverflow I had written him a text Which I'd sent, hoping the next Time he came in mobile coverage He'd have time to say hello. But I'd heard he'd lost his iPhone, So I emailed him from my phone, Just addressed, on spe...	Cupie	2	847	01:52 AM Dec 19, 2013 by tonyd
	Happy Hour Test (Preview) If you can tell this after happy hour, you haven't had enough to drink! Peter Peterson lives in Padstow Parade, Picton and worked at the Picton Pickle Processing Plant as a pickle packer. One afternoon while pulling on a pint at the Picton Pub, his best pal, Paul, the Publican said, "You look a bi...	Hendo	0	659	03:49 PM Dec 18, 2013 by Hendo
	Another 'New/Old' Poem (Preview) The Mountain Biker from Snowy RiverThere were ripples on the lattes for the word had passed around That a cash prize had been offered for the ride That they did each Sunday morning it was worth a thousand pound And a row of fancy bikes was parked outside. All the tried and noted riders from the city and t...	Cupie	0	847	03:42 PM Dec 18, 2013 by Cupie
	Christmas perspective (Preview) Gday... I guess if it ain't in here - no-one sees the humour - wry or otherwise Cheers - John	rockylizard	5	644	02:08 PM Dec 18, 2013 by kandagal
	Blondes & Frozen Crabs (Preview) A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans , with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning i...	rosco532	0	628	06:07 PM Dec 17, 2013 by rosco532
	A reflection of today ? (Preview)	rockylizard	2	786	10:45 PM Dec 17, 2013 by tonyd
	tetanus shot (Preview) Sounds fair enough to me. This is for old folks , anyone over , or close to 50 is eligible . An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife , seeing the unexpected behaviour , asks, Where are you going . He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.' She...	Zoomtopz	3	750	05:22 PM Dec 17, 2013 by Zoomtopz
	new deodorant (Preview) I got a new stick deodorant today.The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.	sarg	1	751	05:44 PM Dec 16, 2013 by mongrel
	SOUNDS LIKE FUN (Preview) One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bo...	sarg	0	704	06:50 AM Dec 16, 2013 by sarg
	who says men can't remember (Preview) .... A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and hence, she became so worried that she called...	sarg	0	762	06:45 AM Dec 16, 2013 by sarg
	Jewish Modesty (Preview) A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner. Catholic: "I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!" Protestant: "I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!" Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purch...	Gunsondeck	0	791	01:34 PM Dec 14, 2013 by Gunsondeck
	smart of GNM (Preview) An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what yo...	JayDee	2	976	10:50 AM Dec 14, 2013 by Ontos45
	You Gotta Be Kidding Me (Preview) AINT history WONDERFUL ??? Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase, "You Gotta Be Kidding Me?" Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of America, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware river with his troops. There were 33 men...	solarpanel4	1	906	10:47 AM Dec 14, 2013 by Ontos45
	TRUE BLUE AUSSIE'S (Preview) The way we do it in Australia!!!!!!!! This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of VB beer cheap at the local supermarket. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the nex...	Gunsondeck	1	845	10:45 AM Dec 14, 2013 by Ontos45
	Grumpy old men can fix Australia (Preview) Dear Mr. Abbot as the official replacement for Mr Rudd, Please find below our suggestion for fixing Australia 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to car companies & other bussiness that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following p...	Gunsondeck	5	1506	10:44 AM Dec 14, 2013 by Ontos45
	Paper is Dead (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/embed/V_gOZDWQj3Q?rel=0 G.	Gunsondeck	2	741	10:33 AM Dec 14, 2013 by Ontos45
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