Just Joking

Hurls · Hurls

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert storm...

sarg · sarg

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! Th...

rockylizard · rockylizard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhkmeoYKYctw&app=desktop

gerard gue · gerard gue

An outrageously Australian joke! Australian humour..........can't beat it! A Northern Territory farm hand (Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager. 'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bull bars at the front of my Ute And is wrigglin...

copper1 · copper1

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

sarg · sarg

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she aske...

sarg · sarg

rockylizard · rockylizard

Nelly · Nelly

When God finished making earth and all that is in it he thought to himself - Every good man should be able to find a good, kind and loving women that will obey him. He will find her in any corner of this great earth that I have made. Then he made the earth round and laughed and laughed and laughed...........

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Hurls · Hurls

ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2013 EUROPE From JOHN CLEESE The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated"...

Mike C · Mike C

Dating Ads for Seniors Found in a Florida Newspaper You can say what you want about Florida , but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North. These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper. (Who says Seniors don't have a sense of humor?) -------------------------------...

Hurls · Hurls

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you ne...

Hurls · Hurls

A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the car port, I not...

copper1 · copper1

While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?&qu...

copper1 · copper1

Wally's Wedding Night At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire ni...

rockylizard · rockylizard

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

DAMN FINE EXPLANATION The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm lea...

sarg · sarg

A young Afghani gets signed up by the Bulldogs...Noel Cleal flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani star in a local gameof rugby played with an inflated goat's bladder. He is suitablyimpressed, gets on the phone to Des Hasler, signs the boy on the spotand arranges for him to come over to Sydney. Two w...

copper1 · copper1

-- Edited by copper1 on Saturday 28th of September 2013 11:01:45 PM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Ego Killer (Preview) Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert storm...	Hurls	1	708	12:20 AM Oct 6, 2013 by GaryKelly
	THE VETERINARIAN (Preview) One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! Th...	sarg	0	539	01:04 AM Oct 5, 2013 by sarg
	Ya gotta luv thum Kiwis hey (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhkmeoYKYctw&app=desktop	rockylizard	0	477	08:43 AM Oct 4, 2013 by rockylizard
	An outrageously Australian joke! (Preview) *An outrageously Australian joke!* Australian humour..........can't beat it! *A Northern Territory farm hand (Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager.* *'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bull bars at the front of my Ute And is wrigglin...*	gerard gue	1	820	01:29 PM Oct 4, 2013 by sarg
	Computer Password (Preview) A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."	copper1	2	841	12:41 AM Oct 4, 2013 by sucastja
	TWO LITTLE BOYS.. (Preview) Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she aske...	sarg	0	665	10:02 PM Oct 2, 2013 by sarg
	HOW TRUE IT IS .. (Preview)	sarg	2	612	11:01 PM Oct 2, 2013 by rockylizard
	Returning? (Preview)	rockylizard	0	667	03:39 PM Oct 2, 2013 by rockylizard
	Good Women (Preview) When God finished making earth and all that is in it he thought to himself - Every good man should be able to find a good, kind and loving women that will obey him. He will find her in any corner of this great earth that I have made. Then he made the earth round and laughed and laughed and laughed...........	Nelly	4	825	08:45 PM Oct 2, 2013 by Rip and Rosie
	Guidance (Preview)	Gunsondeck	1	710	04:55 AM Oct 2, 2013 by Tezzaworth
	Threat Alert (Preview) ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2013 EUROPE From JOHN CLEESE The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated"...	Hurls	1	777	04:25 AM Oct 2, 2013 by D and D
	Dating Ads for Seniors Found in a Florida Newspaper (Preview) Dating Ads for Seniors Found in a Florida Newspaper You can say what you want about Florida , but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North. These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper. (Who says Seniors don't have a sense of humor?) -------------------------------...	Mike C	0	781	05:35 PM Oct 1, 2013 by Mike C
	Brian is the MAN (Preview) A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you ne...	Hurls	0	632	05:30 PM Oct 1, 2013 by Hurls
	A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! (Preview) A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the car port, I not...	Hurls	0	889	05:29 PM Oct 1, 2013 by Hurls
	Men are from Mars (Preview) While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?&qu...	copper1	0	709	04:19 AM Oct 1, 2013 by copper1
	Wally's Wedding Night (Preview) Wally's Wedding Night At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire ni...	copper1	0	653	03:41 AM Oct 1, 2013 by copper1
	April 1st ?? (Preview)	rockylizard	0	605	03:21 AM Oct 1, 2013 by rockylizard
	EXPLANATION; (Preview) DAMN FINE EXPLANATION The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm lea...	justcruisin01	1	1014	03:48 AM Sep 30, 2013 by Tezzaworth
	THE YOUNG AFGHANI (Preview) A young Afghani gets signed up by the Bulldogs...Noel Cleal flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani star in a local gameof rugby played with an inflated goat's bladder. He is suitablyimpressed, gets on the phone to Des Hasler, signs the boy on the spotand arranges for him to come over to Sydney. Two w...	sarg	10	966	08:00 PM Sep 29, 2013 by Baz421
	Heaven and Hell (Preview) -- Edited by copper1 on Saturday 28th of September 2013 11:01:45 PM	copper1	0	769	11:01 PM Sep 28, 2013 by copper1
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