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I Pad
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I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if she had a newspaper handy. "This is the 21st century Dad," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my I Pad." I can tell you this: I Pads are bloody useless for swatting flies.
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Give me a BIG HUG..lol
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The Englishman
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On a train from London to Manchester to watch the cricket, an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm ME! I hav...
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never share ......l
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Last Kiss...
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Back on July 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her do...
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Are you sure we all have one ..lol
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Yep this is a males view .....for sure
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Q+A'
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Why do the french eat snails' They dont like fast food.
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Nurse in training
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "...
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Handsome Prince
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Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a hands...
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Sex On Mars....
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Sex On Mars The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.. Finally, Maureen br...
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One Two Three
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Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms. The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His de...
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THE JIGSAW;
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A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come overhere and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The little silver haired ladysays, "A...
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Visit to the Doctor
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A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on him for an unscheduled appointment. "What can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked. The aged Gentleman replied: "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak, I can hardly catc...
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WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA...
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Brilliant in its simplicity ... A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men. B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women. C. In three generations, there will be no Greens. - I love it when a plan comes together so simply.
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remembering things
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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anythi...
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ICU
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This proves that the male mind can still function as normal under very trying circumstances. One saturday night a male gradually woke up, stiff as a board, in the hospitals ICU, tubes up his nose and down his throat, wires monitoring every function. His head was bandaged and he had a hell of a pain over h...
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Daddy's car in the woods?
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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy,...
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Circumsised
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Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!". "I've been circumcised.", the other replied. "What's that mean?" "It means they cut the skin off the end." "How old were you when it was cut o...
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Fix your wet mobile
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