Just Joking

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down! 2. On all your check stubs, write 'For Marijuana'! 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious...

Yendorane · Yendorane

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine....' His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, 'What are you doing?' The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my math homework, Mum.' 'And this is how your t...

sarg · sarg

Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen. Is it yours?" Mick replies "Don't know, give it here." He then tries it and says, "Yes it is" Paddy asks "How do you know?" Mick replies, "That's my handwriting"

Yendorane · Yendorane

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, 'Mummy, you are getting fat!' I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy.' 'I know,' she replied, but what's growing in your bu...

Hurls · Hurls

HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court,word for word, taken down and published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm whilethe exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: W...

Vic41 · Vic41

I have already informed my family that I will not be able to afford an expensive nursing home which would allow me to die with dignity. Therefore, I have moved to the Thailand so that I can spend my final years enjoying life and dying with Dignity!Oh, and by the way .... Dignity said to say hello!!

Collo · Collo

Been reading how Viagra is now off the patents list and so has become much cheaper. On telling my wife this, she just said "bugger"! Maybe I should buy more red wine instead??

rockylizard · rockylizard

Vic41 · Vic41

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekendTrip to Sydney The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and The Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, Having a great time, when one of th...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

The pleasures of older folk "tangling" with cyberspace Please Enter Your Password... Please enter your new password: "cabbage" Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. "boiled cabbage" Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. &qu...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Dangerous comment!! Only An Australian Can Make You Feel Like A Woman A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane a...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J...

Hendo · Hendo

The AMA has weighed in on Joe Hockeys proposed changes Australias health services The Allergists voted to scratch them, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought he had a lot of nerve. The Obst...

bill12 · bill12

Some people winge about generators, others take it to far. Bill

Vic41 · Vic41

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

rosco532 · rosco532

Try reading it without an Irish accent? Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV. Seamus shook his head and asked, "Whoi t'e hell do they do that?" "Do what?" asked Mick. "Go on them boikes for moiles and moiles, up and down t'e hills, round t'e...

rosco532 · rosco532

> Here's a quickie for you> One day there was a very handsome male camel>named Alfred with two huge humps.> He fell in love and married a beautiful> female camel named Marie, who had one perfect hump.> As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby boy camel,...

kiwijims · kiwijims

k.J.

gerard gue · gerard gue

Harold Smith who is on his deathbed, knows the end is near His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. So, he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses" "Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall." "Jamie, I want you to take the office...

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	How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. (Preview) 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down! 2. On all your check stubs, write 'For Marijuana'! 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious...	Gunsondeck	1	1020	03:43 PM May 27, 2014 by bill12
	math homework (Preview) A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine....' His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, 'What are you doing?' The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my math homework, Mum.' 'And this is how your t...	Yendorane	0	740	07:34 AM May 27, 2014 by Yendorane
	PADDY & MICK (Preview) Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen. Is it yours?" Mick replies "Don't know, give it here." He then tries it and says, "Yes it is" Paddy asks "How do you know?" Mick replies, "That's my handwriting"	sarg	0	788	10:07 AM May 26, 2014 by sarg
	six months pregnant (Preview) When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, 'Mummy, you are getting fat!' I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy.' 'I know,' she replied, but what's growing in your bu...	Yendorane	0	842	07:54 AM May 26, 2014 by Yendorane
	Only in the US of A!! (Preview) HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? *These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court,word for word, taken down and published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm whilethe exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: W...*	Hurls	1	984	10:05 PM May 25, 2014 by Bryan
	Dying With Dignity..... (Preview) I have already informed my family that I will not be able to afford an expensive nursing home which would allow me to die with dignity. Therefore, I have moved to the Thailand so that I can spend my final years enjoying life and dying with Dignity!Oh, and by the way .... Dignity said to say hello!!	Vic41	9	2296	08:54 PM May 25, 2014 by Vic41
	The Good News! (Preview) Been reading how Viagra is now off the patents list and so has become much cheaper. On telling my wife this, she just said "bugger"! Maybe I should buy more red wine instead??	Collo	0	696	03:45 PM May 25, 2014 by Collo
	Bumper Sticker for GNs (following the theme) (Preview)	rockylizard	3	896	01:19 PM May 25, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
	Ladies Bowling Club Bus Ride..... (Preview) Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekendTrip to Sydney The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and The Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, Having a great time, when one of th...	Vic41	0	776	05:10 PM May 24, 2014 by Vic41
	ENTER YOUR PASSWORD (Preview) The pleasures of older folk "tangling" with cyberspace Please Enter Your Password... Please enter your new password: "cabbage" Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. "boiled cabbage" Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. &qu...	Gunsondeck	0	792	11:59 AM May 24, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	DANGEROUS COMMENT; (Preview) Dangerous comment!! Only An Australian Can Make You Feel Like A Woman A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane a...	justcruisin01	0	759	10:13 AM May 24, 2014 by justcruisin01
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 10 (Preview) K.J...	kiwijims	0	741	03:26 AM May 24, 2014 by kiwijims
	Budget Cuts (Preview) The AMA has weighed in on Joe Hockeys proposed changes Australias health services The Allergists voted to scratch them, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought he had a lot of nerve. The Obst...	Hendo	5	981	06:44 PM May 23, 2014 by bill12
	getting back to the basics (Preview) Some people winge about generators, others take it to far. Bill	bill12	0	797	02:40 PM May 23, 2014 by bill12
	Opinion Poll..... (Preview)	Vic41	2	715	06:18 AM May 23, 2014 by peterblack
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No9 (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	652	04:05 AM May 23, 2014 by kiwijims
	Irish Logic (Preview) Try reading it without an Irish accent? Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV. Seamus shook his head and asked, "Whoi t'e hell do they do that?" "Do what?" asked Mick. "Go on them boikes for moiles and moiles, up and down t'e hills, round t'e...	rosco532	0	683	12:27 PM May 22, 2014 by rosco532
	CAMELS (Preview) > Here's a quickie for you> One day there was a very handsome male camel>named Alfred with two huge humps.> He fell in love and married a beautiful> female camel named Marie, who had one perfect hump.> As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby boy camel,...	rosco532	0	628	12:25 PM May 22, 2014 by rosco532
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No8 (Preview) k.J.	kiwijims	0	657	08:04 AM May 22, 2014 by kiwijims
	Subject THE WILL (Preview) Harold Smith who is on his deathbed, knows the end is near His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. So, he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses" "Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall." "Jamie, I want you to take the office...	gerard gue	0	918	12:42 PM May 21, 2014 by gerard gue
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