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9 months
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John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 'I realize it's...
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SLUG
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LIFE IN AN AUSSIE MENTAL HOSPITAL !!!
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A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a Truck, with his hands at 10 to 2. The nurse asks him, 'Kenny! What are you doing?' Kenny replies, 'Can't Talk right now I'm driving to Melbourne !' The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Ke...
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aussie_paul
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5
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Missing Wife
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Distraught husband filed a report on his missing wife. Husband: My wife Misty went shopping two days ago and still has not returned home. Officer: What is her height? Husband: I never noticed. Officer: Slim or healthy? Husband: Not slim, can be healthy. Officer: Color of eyes? Husband: Never notice...
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Gunsondeck
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Irish man on a train..
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Paddy is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my vagina...
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reglynn
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The Elderly Irish Virgin
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In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin, and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk)to make pr...
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reglynn
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Screams of passion!!!!!!!!! :)
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Screams of passionAn Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion.The Italian said:"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin Olive oil.Then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non-stop for five minutes."The Fren...
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aussie_paul
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658
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Japanese Sex (passed on from another GN).
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Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex: Husband: Sukitaki. Wife replies: Kowanini! Husband says angrily: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo! Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji! Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji...
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Vic41
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808
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THE EXPLANATION;;
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Irish Logic at it's best! THE EXPLANATION, The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!! I'll tell you what happe...
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justcruisin01
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722
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The Gay Ranchhand
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaperfor a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. Sh...
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Hurls
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992
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The Fence Repair
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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence At Government House. One is from Cabramatta, another is from Marrickville, and the third is from Engadine. All three go with an official to examine the fence. The Cabramatta contractor takes out a tape measure And does some measuring, then works s...
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Hurls
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955
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Sunbathing
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A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. &qu...
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Hurls
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A Few Thoughts
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Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, But thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to us...
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Hurls
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634
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The Simplest Explanation
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The Simplest Explanation > > > > A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Pete in a > > steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. > > > > "What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously. > > > > "What happened!...
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Hurls
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Chinese Hurrymoon
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A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he w...
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Hurls
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646
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Hers 'n' His Poems....
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Vic41
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Confucius Say......
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Confucius Say.OK to let a fool kiss you,But not OK to let a kiss fool you.Confucius Say.Kiss is merely shopping upstairsFor real merchandise downstairs. Confucius Say.Better to lose a loverThan love a loser.Confucius Say.Man with broken condomOften called Daddy Confucius Say.Drunken man's wo...
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kiwijims
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794
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gay referee
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMK74OX63sU I love this clip - he's absolutely brilliant!!
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Lesley F
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1182
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One for our generation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE turn your sound on
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Smouch
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One for our generation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE turn your sound on
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Smouch
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Mrs Browns Dog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U430rpfjIIQ This clip is hysterical - her family are discussing what to do with their aging dog, Mrs Brown misunderstands the conversation.
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Lesley F
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