Just Joking

kiwijims · kiwijims

k.J.

gerard gue · gerard gue

Harold Smith who is on his deathbed, knows the end is near His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. So, he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses" "Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall." "Jamie, I want you to take the office...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Hurls · Hurls

What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter Than she is! I think I sh...

Hurls · Hurls

I'm not sayinglet's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just sayinglet's remove all the warning labels and let the problemwork itself out. I changed my car hornto gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much fasternow ! You can tell a lot abouta woman's mood just by her hands. If she is holding agun,...

Hurls · Hurls

There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny! > The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a > surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father > was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm > off now. The man should be here soo...

Hurls · Hurls

Frank is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Peterpan · Peterpan

I am not happy with this Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it I have a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters, but I can Samurais it for you.

Yendorane · Yendorane

A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi are having a beer after services on Sunday afternoon, they are discussing how they divvy the money up collected in "the plate". The Minister says he has a scarlet cloth folded in a triangle on the floor, he tips the plate over the cloth .. what stays on the cloth...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

petengail · petengail

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/wedding_dress_mistake_-video-860.htm

sarg · sarg

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Yendorane · Yendorane

A bloke I know is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby, your a*se is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex. The wife says: "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small loa...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Wednesday 14th of May 2014 10:22:33 AM

petengail · petengail

https://www.youtube.com/embed/mHyRCeKxhss?rel=0

D and D · D and D

I don't know whether these are true or not but they are good for a chuckle. A few actual conversations between air traffic controllers and pilots: Tower: TWA 2341, for noise abatement, turn right, 45 degrees. Pilot: Center, we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here? Tower: Sir, have you...

Yendorane · Yendorane

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called Turpentine. The Priest said, No, the most p...

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	Subject THE WILL (Preview) Harold Smith who is on his deathbed, knows the end is near His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. So, he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses" "Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall." "Jamie, I want you to take the office...	gerard gue	0	835	12:42 PM May 21, 2014 by gerard gue
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 7 (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	735	01:00 AM May 21, 2014 by kiwijims
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	Random Thoughts (Preview) I'm not sayinglet's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just sayinglet's remove all the warning labels and let the problemwork itself out. I changed my car hornto gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much fasternow ! You can tell a lot abouta woman's mood just by her hands. If she is holding agun,...	Hurls	0	712	05:06 PM May 20, 2014 by Hurls
	Making a Baby (Preview) There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny! > The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a > surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father > was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm > off now. The man should be here soo...	Hurls	0	823	05:02 PM May 20, 2014 by Hurls
	Frank (Preview) Frank is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a...	Hurls	0	594	05:00 PM May 20, 2014 by Hurls
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	A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi (Preview) A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi are having a beer after services on Sunday afternoon, they are discussing how they divvy the money up collected in "the plate". The Minister says he has a scarlet cloth folded in a triangle on the floor, he tips the plate over the cloth .. what stays on the cloth...	Yendorane	0	653	07:38 AM May 20, 2014 by Yendorane
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	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 2 (Preview) K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Wednesday 14th of May 2014 10:22:33 AM	kiwijims	0	639	10:20 AM May 14, 2014 by kiwijims
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	On the air (Preview) I don't know whether these are true or not but they are good for a chuckle. A few actual conversations between air traffic controllers and pilots: Tower: TWA 2341, for noise abatement, turn right, 45 degrees. Pilot: Center, we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here? Tower: Sir, have you...	D and D	1	742	07:59 AM May 14, 2014 by Zoomtopz
	Turpentine (Preview) A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called Turpentine. The Priest said, No, the most p...	Yendorane	0	689	07:45 AM May 14, 2014 by Yendorane
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