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OK, Take your pick.
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I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject t o blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have...
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Beware of that Underwear Dust.......
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husba...
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June
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SORRY if this brakes the rules, but I am not a Golpher.
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A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to...
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Young Simmo
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Politics
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's c...all me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care o...
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Irish Baptism
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An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, "...
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Spydermann
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Irish Lecturer.
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An elderly Donegal man is stopped by the Gardai around 2am and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse, smoking and staying out late and the effects it has on the human body." The Garda officer then asks, "Really? W...
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Possum3
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Dear Doctor
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Hendo
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Men in Heaven
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Plain Truth
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If you don't laugh, you have a problem.
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits, which are costly to replace. After conferring about this, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked.In the middle of t...
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Young Simmo
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Electricity Fails
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https://www.facebook.com/stagefreaks/videos/863975723671117/
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Possum3
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MY WIFE'S RIDE-ON LAWN MOWER IS NOW FOR SALE
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Heres the story...................Its still hard to believe the way it turned out.My wife said she wanted a ride-on lawn mower. She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work and I thought that a ride-on lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have mor...
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Yarra
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The Wifes Demo
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kiwijims
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A man boarded an aeroplane ...
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.....and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, business trip or plea...
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Read the book first
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A farmer ordered a hi-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipmen...
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Young Simmo
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mrs browns misunderstand about their dog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U430rpfjIIQ I've probably posted this before, but it's hysterical.
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Lesley F
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Water in the carburettor...
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WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous!"WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it ou...
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aussie_paul
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Avocados
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"He replied, "They had avocados." ...
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aussie_paul
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politician
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If an intelligent politician, an intelligent woman and the easter bunny get into a lift together and discover a $20 note lying on the floor, who would pick it up? The intelligent woman The other two don 't exist. cheers
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dishlicker
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New Scam Ladies Beware
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Yarra
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I'm not blond, I am grey.
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A beautiful young model boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy, and then looks into the forward cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empt...
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Young Simmo
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