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Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A Bloke calls the company and orders their 5 day 5 kgs weight loss programme.The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. The sign reads, 'If you catch me,...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Conversation after the first woman landed on the moon. Houston, we have a problem. What? Never mind. Whats the problem? Nothing. Please tell us? Im fine. Aussie Paul.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finan...

Redlander · Redlander

Removed as may offend some -- Edited by Redlander on Thursday 6th of August 2015 10:07:04 AM

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book!!" A prospective husband in a book store: "Do you have a book called, 'Husband - the Master of the House'? Sales Girl:...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Cupie · Cupie

The Satnav A new poem by Pam Ayres I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife. It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

The $2.99 Seniors Special: We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'Seniors Special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.. "Sounds good" my wife said, "But I don't want the eggs". "Then I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la car...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

dishlicker · dishlicker

On there wedding night the newly weds spent the first night in the honeymoon suite of the motel the husband went down stairs to order breakfast. Egg, bacon, sausages and toast for me , and a lettuce for the wife he told the waiter. Isn't lettuce a rather unusual breakfast choice sir? Yes replied the husb...

dishlicker · dishlicker

Two 90 yr old mates Bruce and Phill meet in the street and Bruce says to Phill Whats this i hear about you being committed on a rape charge, you know thats ridiculous. Yeh i know says Phill but i was too bloody proud to plead Not Guilty.

dishlicker · dishlicker

The recession had hit the elderly country couple harder than most and they had fallen on very hard times. Sarah offers to help by going out on the streets.Hubby Phill protests feebly, but Sarah goes out. The next morning he's counting her takings. There's $34.50. Which lousy bugger gave you 50 cents...

dishlicker · dishlicker

The gun shearer had been invited to the main homestead for the end of season evening meal. The woman of the house a very distinguished matron enquired, would you care to wash your hands before dinner. He replied no thanks mam i already washed them over against the fence.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great, I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What i...

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	Organic farming explained (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	944	12:40 AM Oct 14, 2015 by Joe50
	This may be politically incorrect so be carefull (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	751	09:31 PM Oct 13, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Marriage changes you (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	916	09:29 AM Oct 13, 2015 by Spydermann
	JENNY CRAIG ~ FOR MEN (Preview) A Bloke calls the company and orders their 5 day 5 kgs weight loss programme.The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. The sign reads, 'If you catch me,...	aussie_paul	0	1000	08:23 PM Oct 12, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Just for the fun of it (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	744	06:33 PM Oct 12, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Sorry ladies.. (Preview) Conversation after the first woman landed on the moon. Houston, we have a problem. What? Never mind. Whats the problem? Nothing. Please tell us? Im fine. Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	807	01:37 PM Oct 12, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Good job bad job (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	808	01:09 PM Oct 12, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	If you can't laugh, don't read it. (Preview) An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finan...	Young Simmo	2	1005	10:02 PM Oct 11, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	The Fisherman (Preview) Removed as may offend some -- Edited by Redlander on Thursday 6th of August 2015 10:07:04 AM	Redlander	2	872	12:19 AM Oct 10, 2015 by Young Simmo
	England Prepares For Qtr Finals... (Preview) ...	Gunsondeck	0	873	07:04 PM Oct 9, 2015 by Gunsondeck
	A Different Perspective (Preview) A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book!!" A prospective husband in a book store: "Do you have a book called, 'Husband - the Master of the House'? Sales Girl:...	aussie_paul	1	862	05:52 PM Oct 9, 2015 by Felicia
	Warning.. :) (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	977	03:15 PM Oct 9, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	My Satnav (Preview) *The Satnav A new poem by Pam Ayres* I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife. It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"...	Cupie	1	950	04:24 PM Oct 8, 2015 by iana
	...$2.99 'Seniors Special' (Preview) The $2.99 Seniors Special: We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'Seniors Special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.. "Sounds good" my wife said, "But I don't want the eggs". "Then I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la car...	Goldfinger	0	840	02:24 PM Oct 8, 2015 by Goldfinger
	Blonde joke, blond joke. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	939	01:51 PM Oct 8, 2015 by aussie_paul
	the honeymoon (Preview) On there wedding night the newly weds spent the first night in the honeymoon suite of the motel the husband went down stairs to order breakfast. Egg, bacon, sausages and toast for me , and a lettuce for the wife he told the waiter. Isn't lettuce a rather unusual breakfast choice sir? Yes replied the husb...	dishlicker	0	785	09:37 PM Oct 7, 2015 by dishlicker
	older years (Preview) Two 90 yr old mates Bruce and Phill meet in the street and Bruce says to Phill Whats this i hear about you being committed on a rape charge, you know thats ridiculous. Yeh i know says Phill but i was too bloody proud to plead Not Guilty.	dishlicker	0	780	07:59 PM Oct 7, 2015 by dishlicker
	The Recession we had to have. (Preview) The recession had hit the elderly country couple harder than most and they had fallen on very hard times. Sarah offers to help by going out on the streets.Hubby Phill protests feebly, but Sarah goes out. The next morning he's counting her takings. There's $34.50. Which lousy bugger gave you 50 cents...	dishlicker	0	841	07:46 PM Oct 7, 2015 by dishlicker
	Gun Shearer (Preview) The gun shearer had been invited to the main homestead for the end of season evening meal. The woman of the house a very distinguished matron enquired, would you care to wash your hands before dinner. He replied no thanks mam i already washed them over against the fence.	dishlicker	0	890	07:17 PM Oct 7, 2015 by dishlicker
	A Rose... (Preview) An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great, I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What i...	aussie_paul	0	849	04:03 PM Oct 7, 2015 by aussie_paul
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