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....soooooo... who said we don't enjoy an excellent/close relationship......?
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I believe this was eventually rejected as one of the design contenders for their new flag.... Its why we form the greatest/tight/packed Rugby scrums in the World...we enjoy it so much.....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 17th of October 2015 04:23:48 PM
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Apologies to you Irish people....
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Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "Do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replies "No tanks, oi've only got a small yard." Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station. Mick "What if one explodes before...
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Your test for today......
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Your test for today.........I'm about to go gold detecting/prospecting again....so calm will no doubt return.....Hoo Roo
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How long should one live???
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How long should one live??? Answer: Live long enough to be a real concern to your family......Hoo Roo
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Murphy
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Murphy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.'Thirty euros,' she whispers.Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only thirty euros. So they hid in the bushes.They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is...
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phones
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Woman are like phones They like to be held firmly Talked to softly And touched often But push the wrong button and your ars is disconnected. - - - Have you herd about the new zoo thats been built it has only one animal in it a Dog its a Shih tzu
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The face you make when you hear a gold signal on your detector...
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....and they may even outlast me......
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...my implants should last foreverrrrr.....they may even outlast me......
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I can do that..........NOT!!
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I can do that........NOT!!.........apparently she was warned no strenuous exercise should be undertaken, after the fourteenth month of pregnancy......lamo...Hoo Roo . -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 17th of October 2015 04:55:07 PM
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Wow!!!
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Plenty of jokes this morning. Must have been a bad TV night!!!!! Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Saturday 17th of October 2015 09:18:23 PM
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Should have checked the tide times......
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Should have checked the tide times....
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Goldfinger
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A cabbie picks up a nun.
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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver wont stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.He replies: I have a question to ask you, but I dont want to offend you.She answers, My son, you cannot offend me. When youre as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chanc...
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Pleeease don't......pleeease don't....do what I think you're about to do..
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Grandma's Okay.....
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Grandma's okay.......she was just sitting in her chair on the beach, last time I saw her
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Not sure
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A market researcher called at a house and his knockwas answered by a young woman with three smallchildren running around her. He asked her if she mindedreplying to his questions and she agreed.He asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds.When she said no, he mentioned that among their...
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RV Sales - Specials for Royals Travelling Oz...
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JOKES - ENJOY!
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A man walks out to the street and stops a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he was a cabbie who did everything right all the time. Like my coming alon...
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BRITISH HUMOUR!
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Prince Charles and the Hooker You can't resist British humour!!Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed a hooker standing there every day. He learned to brace himself as he approached h...
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justcruisin01
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Getting even with a taxi driver
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A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab wa...
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Woody n Sue
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SEX OF FISH
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."Second guy: "That's nothing; I ha...
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