Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

SUICIDE COUNSELING A DESPERATE LOOKING WOMAN STOOD POISED ON THE EDGE OF A HIGH BRIDGE, ABOUT TO JUMP OFF. AN OLD HOMELESS BLOKE WHO WAS WANDERING BY STOPPED AND SAID, "LOOK, SINCE YOU'LL BE DEAD IN A FEW MINUTES, AND IT WON'T MATTER TO YOU, HOW ABOUT A QUICKIE BEFORE YOU GO?" SHE SCREAMED, "NO! BUGGER O...

rgren2 · rgren2

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair while tying the girl to the bed. He gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's...

rgren2 · rgren2

A man walks into the Australian Electoral Commission and says to the receptionist,"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a Green M.P.The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.''He was filling the form OK until he came to the question ''Are y...

Possum3 · Possum3

A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came barreling down the road, drifted right and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop was close enough to see the accident a...

Possum3 · Possum3

During work Mike and John are chatting, Mike: "I've been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week." John: "Oh!" Mike: "For example, do you know who Graham Bell is?" John: "No."... Mike: "He is the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this." T...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Back in my day.... and the most sensitive part of your body was invariably your ears/hearing.....lmao...Hoo Roo

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Joe Cool........surprise ending...Hoo Roo.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

The Doctor took the husband in first. The husband was a bit embarrassed, and told the Doctor he had trouble getting a lasting erection with his wife and she was getting quite frustrated. The doctor checked the man's blood pressure, and other vital statistics..then said he was going to check with hi...

Possum3 · Possum3

I accidently started on this page and lost an hour I'll never get back https://au.pinterest.com/explore/humor/

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A very sad day today, After seven years of training in the medical field and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor discretion. He slept with one of his clients, and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money.... A genuinely nice guy an...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

oldphartz · oldphartz

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Hoo Roo

Hurls · Hurls

What a bloody rippa! They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life, If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife. They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly falling down, There was one in every yard, in every house, in every town. They were given many na...

Yarra · Yarra

A man goes into an establishment for prostitution rather late, on a Friday night, and is told, "Sir, I'm sorry, but due to the late hour, all the girls are presently occupied. If you want a girl, I suggest you get here earlier, but we do have one attraction which may interest you." The man responds, "Wh...

Possum3 · Possum3

After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem bu...

Possum3 · Possum3

Today I saw an ant in my kitchen, I was bored so I put a sugar cube out for her. She had some of the sugar and then off she went (obviously to tell all her friends) so I quickly hid the sugar cube because I want them all to think she is a liar

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	SUICIDE COUNSELING... (Preview) SUICIDE COUNSELING A DESPERATE LOOKING WOMAN STOOD POISED ON THE EDGE OF A HIGH BRIDGE, ABOUT TO JUMP OFF. AN OLD HOMELESS BLOKE WHO WAS WANDERING BY STOPPED AND SAID, "LOOK, SINCE YOU'LL BE DEAD IN A FEW MINUTES, AND IT WON'T MATTER TO YOU, HOW ABOUT A QUICKIE BEFORE YOU GO?" SHE SCREAMED, "NO! BUGGER O...	aussie_paul	0	878	08:00 PM Feb 17, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Prison escapee (Preview) A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair while tying the girl to the bed. He gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's...	rgren2	0	887	05:54 PM Feb 16, 2017 by rgren2
	How to become a Greens MP. (Preview) A man walks into the Australian Electoral Commission and says to the receptionist,"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a Green M.P.The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.''He was filling the form OK until he came to the question ''Are y...	rgren2	0	873	05:48 PM Feb 16, 2017 by rgren2
	Typical Lawyer? (Preview) A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came barreling down the road, drifted right and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop was close enough to see the accident a...	Possum3	0	871	03:39 PM Feb 16, 2017 by Possum3
	Night Class (Preview) During work Mike and John are chatting, Mike: "I've been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week." John: "Oh!" Mike: "For example, do you know who Graham Bell is?" John: "No."... Mike: "He is the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this." T...	Possum3	0	773	03:11 PM Feb 16, 2017 by Possum3
	Back in my day...... (Preview) Back in my day.... and the most sensitive part of your body was invariably your ears/hearing.....lmao...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	969	01:26 PM Feb 15, 2017 by Goldfinger
	What harm can it do (Preview) Woody	Woody n Sue	1	1009	11:00 AM Feb 15, 2017 by Bryan
	Ride'em'Cowgirl.... (Preview) Joe Cool........surprise ending...Hoo Roo.	Goldfinger	1	1058	09:04 PM Feb 14, 2017 by grahos
	Why men should not write advice columns... (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	946	10:23 AM Feb 14, 2017 by Goldfinger
	ED perhaps not one for the ladies (Preview) The Doctor took the husband in first. The husband was a bit embarrassed, and told the Doctor he had trouble getting a lasting erection with his wife and she was getting quite frustrated. The doctor checked the man's blood pressure, and other vital statistics..then said he was going to check with hi...	Woody n Sue	0	914	08:07 AM Feb 14, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Humour - when you have time. (Preview) I accidently started on this page and lost an hour I'll never get back https://au.pinterest.com/explore/humor/	Possum3	0	947	06:13 PM Feb 13, 2017 by Possum3
	Sad day for a mate.......Warning,tad off colour..... (Preview) A very sad day today, After seven years of training in the medical field and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor discretion. He slept with one of his clients, and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money.... A genuinely nice guy an...	Goldfinger	0	858	03:58 PM Feb 13, 2017 by Goldfinger
	With apologies to any blondes on here (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1006	06:00 PM Feb 11, 2017 by Felicia
	Something to look forward too? (Preview)	oldphartz	0	981	12:33 AM Feb 11, 2017 by oldphartz
	Prostate exam (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	869	06:33 PM Feb 10, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Powerful Message...... (Preview) Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	799	03:20 PM Feb 10, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Thunderbox - " The Good Old Days?" (Preview) What a bloody rippa! They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life, If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife. They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly falling down, There was one in every yard, in every house, in every town. They were given many na...	Hurls	1	1107	08:28 PM Feb 9, 2017 by Baggie
	The Adult Show (Preview) A man goes into an establishment for prostitution rather late, on a Friday night, and is told, "Sir, I'm sorry, but due to the late hour, all the girls are presently occupied. If you want a girl, I suggest you get here earlier, but we do have one attraction which may interest you." The man responds, "Wh...	Yarra	1	1170	10:24 PM Feb 8, 2017 by Blues Man
	S'pose it may work (C&P) (Preview) After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem bu...	Possum3	0	969	05:28 PM Feb 7, 2017 by Possum3
	Ant. (Preview) Today I saw an ant in my kitchen, I was bored so I put a sugar cube out for her. She had some of the sugar and then off she went (obviously to tell all her friends) so I quickly hid the sugar cube because I want them all to think she is a liar	Possum3	1	951	06:08 PM Feb 6, 2017 by Felicia
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