Just Joking

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

I lived in the Philippines for several years. This is the Driver's Handbook... -- Edited by Big Gorilla on Sunday 21st of July 2013 02:55:41 PM

Possum3 · Possum3

A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies "Free". The customer, completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender "Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake fo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

When I was last in China I wanted a city guided tour. I asked a Chinese girl behind tourist counter for her phone No. She gave me a big smile and replied Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight I replied Wow, you Chinese women are friendly A guy beside me overheard and said to me What she really said was 666136...

rgren2 · rgren2

Little Sammy has really upset the girls at school.After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Sammy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, they will all get up at the same time and walk out in pro...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notice...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A young Army officer was severely wounded in the head by a grenade, but the only visible, permanent injury was that both of his ears were amputated.Since his remaining hearing was sufficient, he remained in the Army. Many years later he eventually rose to the rank of Major General. He was, however, v...

Possum3 · Possum3

Paddy and Mick were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the stainless steel, still deep in conversation. But Paddy could hardly ignore the fact that Mick was very well endowed. "I say, tis a remarkable dong you have there," Paddy wa...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A man and his wife were spending the day at the Zoo. She was wearing an alluring, loose fitting little pink number, sleeveless with straps...... He was wearing his usual jeans and T- shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, They passed in front of a large, erect Silverback Gorilla, obviously th...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Handy hint...if we can still remember the sounds.....lmao...Hoo Roo......very short download..

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Very short download.....its clean!...lol....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

For whom the 'Bell' tolls......lol...Hoo Roo.. not long download..

kiwijims · kiwijims

You have seen pharmaceuticaladvertising in doctor's offices on everythingfrom tissues to note pads.This one should get First prize... I e-mailed it to my Japanese doctor friend;he e-mailed back:"If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.K.J.

Possum3 · Possum3

1. Just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore. 2. Bought a litre of Tipp-Ex yesterday. Hug...e mistake. 3. I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof. 4. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. 5. I tried to catch some fog today but I mist. 6. I...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink, contemplating, when a really bigtrouble-making Scumbag steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig."Well, what you gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears."Come on, man," the Scumbag says, "I didn't think you'd CR...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After the mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.Next Sunday the n...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Clever fisherman......or should that be fisherbird?......Swallows it whole........short download only....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Very short download.....no gout...er ..I mean no doubt, we've all done this.......Hoo Roo

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Philippine Driver's Handbook. (Preview) I lived in the Philippines for several years. This is the Driver's Handbook... -- Edited by Big Gorilla on Sunday 21st of July 2013 02:55:41 PM	Big Gorilla	11	5316	06:56 AM Jun 22, 2017 by crafter2u
	Free (Preview) A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies "Free". The customer, completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender "Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake fo...	Possum3	0	1102	07:13 PM Jun 21, 2017 by Possum3
	China... (Preview) When I was last in China I wanted a city guided tour. I asked a Chinese girl behind tourist counter for her phone No. She gave me a big smile and replied Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight I replied Wow, you Chinese women are friendly A guy beside me overheard and said to me What she really said was 666136...	aussie_paul	0	902	03:24 PM Jun 21, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Sammy (Preview) Little Sammy has really upset the girls at school.After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Sammy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, they will all get up at the same time and walk out in pro...	rgren2	0	874	01:59 PM Jun 21, 2017 by rgren2
	lol (Preview) If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notice...	aussie_paul	0	731	01:14 PM Jun 21, 2017 by aussie_paul
	A young Army officer (Preview) A young Army officer was severely wounded in the head by a grenade, but the only visible, permanent injury was that both of his ears were amputated.Since his remaining hearing was sufficient, he remained in the Army. Many years later he eventually rose to the rank of Major General. He was, however, v...	aussie_paul	0	849	01:12 PM Jun 21, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Paddy & Mick (Preview) Paddy and Mick were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the stainless steel, still deep in conversation. But Paddy could hardly ignore the fact that Mick was very well endowed. "I say, tis a remarkable dong you have there," Paddy wa...	Possum3	0	797	08:49 AM Jun 21, 2017 by Possum3
	OH...OH....OH....SOME MONKEY BUSINESS..... (Preview) A man and his wife were spending the day at the Zoo. She was wearing an alluring, loose fitting little pink number, sleeveless with straps...... He was wearing his usual jeans and T- shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, They passed in front of a large, erect Silverback Gorilla, obviously th...	Goldfinger	1	906	07:07 PM Jun 20, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	How to drink your coffee in perfect peace!..... (Preview) Handy hint...if we can still remember the sounds.....lmao...Hoo Roo......very short download..	Goldfinger	2	773	07:05 PM Jun 20, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	The Flasher and the Lift....... (Preview) Very short download.....its clean!...lol....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	915	07:02 PM Jun 20, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	The blind Archer's clever idea.... (Preview) For whom the 'Bell' tolls......lol...Hoo Roo.. not long download..	Goldfinger	1	888	07:00 PM Jun 20, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Sign in Doctor's Office............ (Preview) You have seen pharmaceuticaladvertising in doctor's offices on everythingfrom tissues to note pads.This one should get First prize... I e-mailed it to my Japanese doctor friend;he e-mailed back:"If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.K.J.	kiwijims	0	781	04:47 PM Jun 20, 2017 by kiwijims
	Dad jokes. (Preview) 1. Just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore. 2. Bought a litre of Tipp-Ex yesterday. Hug...e mistake. 3. I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof. 4. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. 5. I tried to catch some fog today but I mist. 6. I...	Possum3	1	932	09:30 AM Jun 20, 2017 by Peterpan
	lol........ (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	879	07:34 PM Jun 19, 2017 by aussie_paul
	I was sitting at the bar.......... (Preview) I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink, contemplating, when a really bigtrouble-making Scumbag steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig."Well, what you gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears."Come on, man," the Scumbag says, "I didn't think you'd CR...	aussie_paul	0	974	07:27 PM Jun 19, 2017 by aussie_paul
	A new priest at his first mass.... (Preview) A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After the mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.Next Sunday the n...	aussie_paul	1	803	05:39 PM Jun 19, 2017 by KFT
	Martha Jones, Room 302... (Preview) A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...	aussie_paul	0	703	12:31 PM Jun 19, 2017 by aussie_paul
	This heron knows how to catch and eat a fish... (Preview) Clever fisherman......or should that be fisherbird?......Swallows it whole........short download only....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	4	1654	09:52 PM Jun 18, 2017 by Warren-Pat_01
	.....I'll bet we've all done this at some time..... (Preview) Very short download.....no gout...er ..I mean no doubt, we've all done this.......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	754	07:00 PM Jun 18, 2017 by Goldfinger
	What do you fear most about old age (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	824	09:11 AM Jun 18, 2017 by Woody n Sue
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