Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

https://www.chicksontheright.com/2017/07/23/peyton-manning-retirement-home-best-thing-youll-see-day/

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

A man and his wife are sitting by the fire when an announcement comes up on the television. Were expecting a lot of snow tonight, folks, the presenter says. Please make sure youre parked on the even-numbered side of the road so we can plough. The man goes out to move the car. The next day, the same thing hap...

Bushpie · Bushpie

JET FUEL Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers At Pert Airport. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do. Dave said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Peter said, "Me too, Y'know, I've heard you can dr...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...

mustangdude · mustangdude

A man goes to the dentist for a check-up and requires a tooth removal. He tells the dentist he's scared of needles and can't take the gas due to allergies. The dentist offers him two small pills. "What are these?" he asks The dentist replies "Viagra" "Will that help with the pain" he asks. "No" replied th...

hako · hako

Confucius Did Not Say.....Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.Man who runs in fr...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

RustyD · RustyD

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you e...

JayDee · JayDee

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmers field on the other side of a fence.As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.The litigator responded, I shot a duck and it fell i...

oldbloke · oldbloke

An old priest lay dying in Woden's, Canberra Hospital. He had served the people near the nation's capital, at Manuka for many years.He motioned for the nurse to come near."Yes father?" said the nurse."I would really like to see Malcolm Turnbull and Bill Shorten before I die" whispered the priest....

Recoup · Recoup

My boss arrived at work in a brand new Lamboghini, I said , " wow , that's an amazing car "! He replied , " If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for exellence, I'll get another one next year " Cheers

Possum3 · Possum3

Went into Mc Donalds and got a big Mac served by a lady wearing a black Burqua, Went to Charlies Chicken and got a box of Nuggets served by a lady wearing a black Burqua, Went to Hungry Jacks and got a Whopper served by a lady wearing a multi -coloured Burqua with flowers all over it. I asked the lady at Hun...

RustyD · RustyD

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Possum3 · Possum3

A man in his forties bought a new convertible car and was out on the highway for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 100km/h, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. Theres n...

Possum3 · Possum3

One day, Pete complained to his friend, My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor. His friend said, Dont do that. Theres a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem a...

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	Retirement Home (Preview) https://www.chicksontheright.com/2017/07/23/peyton-manning-retirement-home-best-thing-youll-see-day/	Possum3	1	1182	10:21 PM Oct 6, 2017 by RustyD
	Singles advert... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1104	12:20 PM Oct 6, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Thought Provoking Gender Poster..... (Preview)	Goldfinger	3	1017	10:51 AM Oct 6, 2017 by Bryan
	Left or Right (Preview) A man and his wife are sitting by the fire when an announcement comes up on the television. Were expecting a lot of snow tonight, folks, the presenter says. Please make sure youre parked on the even-numbered side of the road so we can plough. The man goes out to move the car. The next day, the same thing hap...	Possum3	0	954	04:15 PM Oct 5, 2017 by Possum3
	Have A Good Trip (Preview) JET FUEL Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers At Pert Airport. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do. Dave said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Peter said, "Me too, Y'know, I've heard you can dr...	Bushpie	0	774	07:51 PM Oct 4, 2017 by Bushpie
	Used washer and dryer for sale please make an offer $ (Preview)	Woody n Sue	2	942	06:54 PM Oct 4, 2017 by Robreen
	Possibly some truth in this... (Preview) Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...	aussie_paul	0	682	01:34 PM Oct 4, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Dentist Visit (Preview) A man goes to the dentist for a check-up and requires a tooth removal. He tells the dentist he's scared of needles and can't take the gas due to allergies. The dentist offers him two small pills. "What are these?" he asks The dentist replies "Viagra" "Will that help with the pain" he asks. "No" replied th...	mustangdude	0	822	08:19 AM Oct 3, 2017 by mustangdude
	Confucius did not say.... (Preview) Confucius Did Not Say.....Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.Man who runs in fr...	hako	2	758	09:58 PM Oct 2, 2017 by Brownie2
	Oops... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1026	09:48 PM Oct 2, 2017 by Bryan
	The Cowboy (Preview) A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you e...	RustyD	0	809	04:26 PM Oct 1, 2017 by RustyD
	sex change (Preview)	JayDee	0	1005	08:47 AM Sep 30, 2017 by JayDee
	City lawyer.. (Preview) A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmers field on the other side of a fence.As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.The litigator responded, I shot a duck and it fell i...	aussie_paul	0	891	12:59 PM Sep 29, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Dying priest (Preview) An old priest lay dying in Woden's, Canberra Hospital. He had served the people near the nation's capital, at Manuka for many years.He motioned for the nurse to come near."Yes father?" said the nurse."I would really like to see Malcolm Turnbull and Bill Shorten before I die" whispered the priest....	oldbloke	2	969	05:50 PM Sep 28, 2017 by Blues Man
	Lamborghini (Preview) My boss arrived at work in a brand new Lamboghini, I said , " wow , that's an amazing car "! He replied , " If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for exellence, I'll get another one next year " Cheers	Recoup	1	943	05:47 PM Sep 28, 2017 by Blues Man
	Fast Food (Preview) Went into Mc Donalds and got a big Mac served by a lady wearing a black Burqua, Went to Charlies Chicken and got a box of Nuggets served by a lady wearing a black Burqua, Went to Hungry Jacks and got a Whopper served by a lady wearing a multi -coloured Burqua with flowers all over it. I asked the lady at Hun...	Possum3	1	885	05:45 PM Sep 28, 2017 by Blues Man
	Chick with big knockers (Preview)	RustyD	0	852	09:36 AM Sep 28, 2017 by RustyD
	A good reason not to have too many unused items (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	783	09:25 PM Sep 26, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	wife left. (Preview) A man in his forties bought a new convertible car and was out on the highway for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 100km/h, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. Theres n...	Possum3	1	1009	07:18 AM Sep 26, 2017 by Blues Man
	Computer diagnosis (Preview) One day, Pete complained to his friend, My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor. His friend said, Dont do that. Theres a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem a...	Possum3	1	1010	04:30 PM Sep 25, 2017 by Blues Man
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