Just Joking

67HR · 67HR

A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammerer's Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally exasperated, she said; "If any of you can tell me where you were born, without stuttering, I w...

reglynn · reglynn

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show ina small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going throughhis customary dumb-blonde jokes.Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and startsshouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid b...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

67HR · 67HR

NOT REALLY "JUST JOKING' Most of them are too close to home 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humour you probably don't have any sense at all. 4. Seat belts are n...

fwdoz · fwdoz

A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork. "Who are you?" he asked...

fwdoz · fwdoz

A father who is very much concerned about his son's bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card: He's getting "A's in math. The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know "Why are your math grades suddenly so good?"...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Why did god create man before he created woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didnt like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbi...

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Thought you might enjoy this, which a mate of mine just posted on a local Birmingham Facebook page: A true tale from years ago, told to me by a mate who was there. My friend Mick was standing outside the cinema early one evening, and traffic was pretty heavy in all directions. He noticed a car waiting at t...

hako · hako

Queensland LOGIC.. >> Two Mundubbera Graziers, James and Doug, are sitting at their favourite bar, >> drinking beer. >> >> James turns to Doug and says, "You know, I'm tired of going >> through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the >>...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

fwdoz · fwdoz

A Priest dies and goes to heaven. As he's approaching the gates, he hears a band of singing and dancing angels approach, and begins to get excited. The lead angel approaches the Priest and asks if he would mind stepping aside for a moment. Surprised, the Priest does as he's asked. The angels march out of...

fwdoz · fwdoz

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realised that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucke...

67HR · 67HR

I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year; not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number? Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. N...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

67HR · 67HR

Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then...

dorian · dorian

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two very small ones.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Phurls · Phurls

What's one thing a kiwi won't do for his country Answer____ live in it

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	The Irish (Preview) A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammerer's Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally exasperated, she said; "If any of you can tell me where you were born, without stuttering, I w...	67HR	5	1703	08:36 AM Apr 30, 2018 by Blues Man
	Ventriloquist (Preview) A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show ina small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going throughhis customary dumb-blonde jokes.Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and startsshouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid b...	reglynn	1	841	08:32 AM Apr 30, 2018 by Blues Man
	Johno strikes again (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1221	08:30 AM Apr 30, 2018 by Blues Man
	APHORISM:"A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE THAT EXPRESSES A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH" (Preview) NOT REALLY "JUST JOKING' Most of them are too close to home 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humour you probably don't have any sense at all. 4. Seat belts are n...	67HR	2	6331	09:50 AM Apr 28, 2018 by Chocoholic
	The Devil (Preview) A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork. "Who are you?" he asked...	fwdoz	1	1158	09:30 AM Apr 28, 2018 by Blues Man
	Catholic School (Preview) A father who is very much concerned about his son's bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card: He's getting "A's in math. The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know "Why are your math grades suddenly so good?"...	fwdoz	1	1666	09:29 AM Apr 28, 2018 by Blues Man
	God (Preview) Why did god create man before he created woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.	fwdoz	0	943	05:17 PM Apr 27, 2018 by fwdoz
	Where are you from (Preview) A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didnt like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbi...	Woody n Sue	1	1250	08:00 AM Apr 26, 2018 by Blues Man
	SILLY OLD COW (Preview) Thought you might enjoy this, which a mate of mine just posted on a local Birmingham Facebook page: A true tale from years ago, told to me by a mate who was there. My friend Mick was standing outside the cinema early one evening, and traffic was pretty heavy in all directions. He noticed a car waiting at t...	Des and Jane	1	1389	05:33 PM Apr 23, 2018 by KFT
	Queensland Logic. (Preview) Queensland LOGIC.. >> Two Mundubbera Graziers, James and Doug, are sitting at their favourite bar, >> drinking beer. >> >> James turns to Doug and says, "You know, I'm tired of going >> through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the >>...	hako	1	1461	07:46 AM Apr 21, 2018 by Blues Man
	Bra size ......T cup (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	1019	07:22 PM Apr 20, 2018 by Woody n Sue
	Bus Driver (Preview) A Priest dies and goes to heaven. As he's approaching the gates, he hears a band of singing and dancing angels approach, and begins to get excited. The lead angel approaches the Priest and asks if he would mind stepping aside for a moment. Surprised, the Priest does as he's asked. The angels march out of...	fwdoz	2	974	06:29 PM Apr 20, 2018 by fwdoz
	Dinner Party (Preview) A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realised that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucke...	fwdoz	0	984	06:09 PM Apr 20, 2018 by fwdoz
	The cynical philospher (Preview) I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year; not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number? Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. N...	67HR	2	1023	10:04 AM Apr 20, 2018 by grahos
	Are you smart or brilliant (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1317	09:55 AM Apr 20, 2018 by grahos
	It’s just a flash in the pan (Preview)	Woody n Sue	3	1161	07:02 AM Apr 20, 2018 by Blues Man
	Under the Bed (Preview) Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then...	67HR	0	1405	01:38 AM Apr 20, 2018 by 67HR
	How many ... (Preview) Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two very small ones.	dorian	2	1091	03:32 PM Apr 19, 2018 by Wayne Dwop
	Hmmm I wouldn’t know (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1257	06:52 AM Apr 19, 2018 by Blues Man
	Kiwi (Preview) What's one thing a kiwi won't do for his country Answer____ live in it	Phurls	0	958	06:39 AM Apr 18, 2018 by Phurls
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