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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

It was a disastrous year for the farmers. Rain fell and fell until the government relief agency had to step in and lend a hand. It must have been terrible, a government worker said to a farmer. All that rain. Could have been worse, calmly answered the farmer. My neighbour had more rain than me. Hows tha...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? The first man ap...

Paintar · Paintar

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?. Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sl...

dING · dING

Possum3 · Possum3

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, He was born in a manger. Bobby said, He threw the money changers out of the templ...

Possum3 · Possum3

A group of elderly Australians were travelling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. "These are the older...

Possum3 · Possum3

A husband and wife were getting divorced. After a long meeting the divorce court judge said, Mr Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully and Ive decided to give your wife $475 a week. The husband broke out in a grateful smile and said, Thats very nice, your honour and every now and then Ill try to se...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Bill Shorten fans.Not really knowing what a Shorten fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little John...

Possum3 · Possum3

Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" one of the accountants asks. "Watch and you'll see," a...

fwdoz · fwdoz

An American, a Canadian and a Japanese were stranded in a deserted island in middle of nowhere. They understood that until rescues arrived, they will need to work together in order to stay alive on the island. So they decided to divide up the tasks.The American points to the Canadian and says: "You wil...

fwdoz · fwdoz

A gynaecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So, she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all she could.When time for the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for week...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two old ladies were discussing their husbands. One said, I do wish George would stop biting his nails. Its such a horrible habit. Her friend said, My Arnold used to do the same. But I eventually cured him of it. How did you do that? I hid his teeth.

Possum3 · Possum3

A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbour hanging her washing outside. That laundry is not very clean, she said sourly. She doesnt know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap. Her husband...

Possum3 · Possum3

A ship's captain walks into a bar. He has a ship's wheel stuffed into the front of his trousers. "Hey, you've got a ship's wheel in your trousers!" the bartender exclaimed. "Aye mate, and it's driving me nuts!" the captain replied.

Paintar · Paintar

My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving." "Well,...

Phillipn · Phillipn

Phillipn · Phillipn

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Larry was concerned about the plates as it appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, Are you sure these plates are clean?Without looking up the old man said, I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water ca...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	lol... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	990	11:52 AM Nov 1, 2018 by aussie_paul
	More rain. (Preview) It was a disastrous year for the farmers. Rain fell and fell until the government relief agency had to step in and lend a hand. It must have been terrible, a government worker said to a farmer. All that rain. Could have been worse, calmly answered the farmer. My neighbour had more rain than me. Hows tha...	Possum3	1	962	10:53 PM Oct 31, 2018 by Aus-Kiwi
	Why? Oh why? (Preview) A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? The first man ap...	Possum3	0	904	04:20 PM Oct 31, 2018 by Possum3
	Origin of Yodeling (Preview) Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?. Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sl...	Paintar	0	921	12:38 PM Oct 31, 2018 by Paintar
	bubble gum (Preview)	dING	2	1056	09:26 AM Oct 31, 2018 by Blues Man
	Tows a caravan (Preview) A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, He was born in a manger. Bobby said, He threw the money changers out of the templ...	Possum3	1	1083	09:22 AM Oct 30, 2018 by Blues Man
	Goat cheese. (Preview) A group of elderly Australians were travelling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. "These are the older...	Possum3	1	1071	09:20 AM Oct 30, 2018 by Blues Man
	Divorce settlement (Preview) A husband and wife were getting divorced. After a long meeting the divorce court judge said, Mr Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully and Ive decided to give your wife $475 a week. The husband broke out in a grateful smile and said, Thats very nice, your honour and every now and then Ill try to se...	Possum3	1	958	09:19 AM Oct 30, 2018 by Blues Man
	Little Johnny - Some kids are smart !!!! (Preview) A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Bill Shorten fans.Not really knowing what a Shorten fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little John...	aussie_paul	3	1342	09:17 AM Oct 30, 2018 by Blues Man
	Engineers vs Accountants. (Preview) Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" one of the accountants asks. "Watch and you'll see," a...	Possum3	1	1022	05:11 PM Oct 28, 2018 by KFT
	In Charge of Supplies (Preview) An American, a Canadian and a Japanese were stranded in a deserted island in middle of nowhere. They understood that until rescues arrived, they will need to work together in order to stay alive on the island. So they decided to divide up the tasks.The American points to the Canadian and says: "You wil...	fwdoz	1	809	07:58 PM Oct 26, 2018 by Possum3
	The Gynaecologist (Preview) A gynaecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So, she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all she could.When time for the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for week...	fwdoz	0	1040	06:43 PM Oct 26, 2018 by fwdoz
	Nail biter. (Preview) Two old ladies were discussing their husbands. One said, I do wish George would stop biting his nails. Its such a horrible habit. Her friend said, My Arnold used to do the same. But I eventually cured him of it. How did you do that? I hid his teeth.	Possum3	0	1017	04:11 PM Oct 24, 2018 by Possum3
	Dirty laundry (Preview) A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbour hanging her washing outside. That laundry is not very clean, she said sourly. She doesnt know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap. Her husband...	Possum3	0	955	02:55 PM Oct 24, 2018 by Possum3
	Ships Captain. (Preview) A ship's captain walks into a bar. He has a ship's wheel stuffed into the front of his trousers. "Hey, you've got a ship's wheel in your trousers!" the bartender exclaimed. "Aye mate, and it's driving me nuts!" the captain replied.	Possum3	0	938	02:49 PM Oct 24, 2018 by Possum3
	SENIOR DRIVER (Preview) My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving." "Well,...	Paintar	0	960	04:58 PM Oct 23, 2018 by Paintar
	Big Cucumber (Preview)	Phillipn	0	1091	10:18 PM Oct 22, 2018 by Phillipn
	Glass Coffins (Preview)	Phillipn	0	1039	09:19 PM Oct 22, 2018 by Phillipn
	For lunch the old man made hamburgers... (Preview) For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Larry was concerned about the plates as it appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, Are you sure these plates are clean?Without looking up the old man said, I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water ca...	aussie_paul	1	1159	05:36 PM Oct 22, 2018 by incentive
	Quite so.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	975	09:46 PM Oct 20, 2018 by Craig1
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