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Is this also my weird sense of humour?...photo/caption...
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Should have got a medal......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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An Angel visited a woman
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An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman said she would try her best. The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. "Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I be...
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Paintar
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1562
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The Bus Driver
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Short video....well told joke.
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Bobdown
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1708
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How to piss off -literally- a BMW owner....short MP4 video..
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Funny..it may be my weird sense of humour of course......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Medical problem.
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A woman goes to she her Gynecologist. "What seems to be the problem?" He asked. "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica, in my vagina" she replied. So the Gynecologist puts her on the examination table to see the problem. He chuckled and said; "Those aren't postage...
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Possum3
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689
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Speeding
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A man was travelling down a highway late one night, in a rush to meet his family who were waiting for him in a nearby city where they were holidaying. A policeman noticed how fast he was going and pulled him over. "Are you aware of how fast you're going?" the policeman asked. "Yes I am, I'm trying to escape a...
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Possum3
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915
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Donkey
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A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the following day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said: Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died. Well, then, just give me my money back, the man said. Cant do that. I went and spent it already, replied th...
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Possum3
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714
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Golf
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A priest, a doctor and an engineer are enjoying a weekend away together and decide to play a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the groundskeeper for an explanation. "That's a group of blind firefighters," the groundskeeper repli...
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Possum3
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1738
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'The Fly'....Joke well told by an amateur...*tad crude I guess*...short MP4 video....
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Tad crude...well told by an amateur...bet it gets told round someone's next Happy Hour, if they can remember it..Lmao...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Fridge magnet
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Bobdown
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Ostrich.
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A man and an ostrich who were travelling together along a highway entered a restaurant. As they sat down the waitress asked for their orders. "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," the man replied. The waitress then turned to the ostrich and asked the same question. To which the ostrich replied: "I'll have...
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Nympho Convention Lecturer
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A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him."Hello" he blurted out "Business trip or va...
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fwdoz
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Almost not a joke...
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aussie_paul
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A couple more I like....
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Last one typifys a much simpler/innocent Australia...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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A group of Victorians were travelling by Tour Bus....
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A group of Victorians were travelling by Tour Busthrough Hervey Bay.As they stopped at the Dairy Co-Op,a young guide led them through the process of cheese making,explaining that goats' milk was used.She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. "These", she explained, "...
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aussie_paul
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Train sex
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Bobdown
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Chinese sick leave
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CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me s...
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Bobdown
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Windy Day.
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A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm. She was bracing herself by holding a light post with one hand and holding her hat snug against her head with the other hand. Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward, exposing her underwear for everyone to...
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Age advantages
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Possum3
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715
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Almost
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Bill wakes up in hospital covered in bandages from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says to Bill, "Well Bill, you've be in a very serious accident, but you'll be OK. The only thing is, is that your penis was badly damaged and we had to remove it" Bill draws breath and is mortified. The doctor goes on "Bu...
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Collo
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