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Bobdown · Bobdown

Further Education -nothing like it! Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now. Paddy: oh! Mick: For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is? Paddy: No Mick: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; If you took night classes you'd know this. The next day, ...

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Possum3 · Possum3

A group of friends went deer hunting. They decided to separate into pairs for the day to cover more ground. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under a huge buck. The rest of the group helped him as he dropped the buck, before looking around. ?Where?s Harry?? asked one of the other hunter...

Paintar · Paintar

A man is sitting on a blanket at the beach. He has no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, Walk past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a...

Possum3 · Possum3

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to...

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman takes her teenage daughter to the doctors. The doctor says: Okay, Maam, whats the problem? The mother answers: Its my daughter. She keeps getting these cravings, shes putting on weight and she is sick most mornings. The doctor gives the girl a good examination, then turns to the mother and say...

Possum3 · Possum3

Frank always looked on the bright side and would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply: It could have been worse. To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so bad and terrible, that...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two men walk into a restaurant and sit down. A very beautiful waitress comes to their table to serve them. The first man orders, then the woman looks to the second man. And what would you like? she asks. The man smiles at the server and answers: A quickie. The waitress screws up her face in total disgust. W...

Hurls · Hurls

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Little Johnny and his friend argued about whose grandpa was better. My grandpa doesnt need a walking stick, Little Johnny boasted. Yeah well my grandpa can still drive, his friend replied. Oh yeah? Little Johnny said as he puffed out his chest. Well, my grandpa doesnt even use glasses! His friend sho...

Possum3 · Possum3

Little Johnny walked into class. His teacher held out her hand and asked sternly, Wheres your homework? My dog ate it, Little Johnny answered seriously. The teacher crossed her arms and said, Johnny, Ive been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that? Its true, Miss, I swea...

Bobdown · Bobdown

LLD · LLD

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Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: ... What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of ey...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Very good advice

rgren2 · rgren2

One of me immigrant mates is now a true blue Aussie. I saw him drinking his own urine, chasing chooks around his back yard and with his ear close to a bulls arse. ... He said he was being an Aussie like me - drinking lots of piss, chasing chicks and listening to utter bull****.

Possum3 · Possum3

An old man enters a lingerie store to purchase a transparent negligee for his wife. The saleswoman shows him several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to hi...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Kookaburra channelled by a Lyre bird. This is brilliant, well done the photographer who captured it. The lyrebird is very shy and unlikely to perform if humans are around so he/she must have had camera hidden.

Bobdown · Bobdown

WAIT TILL THE MEXICANS SEE THIS !!!

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Irish night school (Preview) Further Education -nothing like it! Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now. Paddy: oh! Mick: For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is? Paddy: No Mick: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; If you took night classes you'd know this. The next day, ...	Bobdown	0	1634	11:23 AM Apr 5, 2019 by Bobdown
	Before. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1909	10:46 PM Apr 4, 2019 by Possum3
	Choice (Preview) A group of friends went deer hunting. They decided to separate into pairs for the day to cover more ground. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under a huge buck. The rest of the group helped him as he dropped the buck, before looking around. ?Where?s Harry?? asked one of the other hunter...	Possum3	0	1618	06:18 PM Apr 4, 2019 by Possum3
	SCOTTISH COMPASSION (Preview) A man is sitting on a blanket at the beach. He has no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, Walk past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a...	Paintar	0	1469	04:47 PM Apr 4, 2019 by Paintar
	The Lawyer. (Preview) A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to...	Possum3	0	1315	09:58 AM Apr 4, 2019 by Possum3
	I haven't. (Preview) A woman takes her teenage daughter to the doctors. The doctor says: Okay, Maam, whats the problem? The mother answers: Its my daughter. She keeps getting these cravings, shes putting on weight and she is sick most mornings. The doctor gives the girl a good examination, then turns to the mother and say...	Possum3	0	1420	10:12 AM Apr 3, 2019 by Possum3
	Optimist. (Preview) Frank always looked on the bright side and would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply: It could have been worse. To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so bad and terrible, that...	Possum3	0	1601	07:04 PM Apr 2, 2019 by Possum3
	What? (Preview) Two men walk into a restaurant and sit down. A very beautiful waitress comes to their table to serve them. The first man orders, then the woman looks to the second man. And what would you like? she asks. The man smiles at the server and answers: A quickie. The waitress screws up her face in total disgust. W...	Possum3	0	1646	02:39 PM Apr 2, 2019 by Possum3
	Low Fat Milk (Preview)	Hurls	0	1579	05:03 PM Mar 31, 2019 by Hurls
	That's my boy. (Preview) Little Johnny and his friend argued about whose grandpa was better. My grandpa doesnt need a walking stick, Little Johnny boasted. Yeah well my grandpa can still drive, his friend replied. Oh yeah? Little Johnny said as he puffed out his chest. Well, my grandpa doesnt even use glasses! His friend sho...	Possum3	0	1512	11:26 AM Mar 31, 2019 by Possum3
	Little Johnny (Preview) Little Johnny walked into class. His teacher held out her hand and asked sternly, Wheres your homework? My dog ate it, Little Johnny answered seriously. The teacher crossed her arms and said, Johnny, Ive been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that? Its true, Miss, I swea...	Possum3	0	1609	05:38 PM Mar 29, 2019 by Possum3
	More funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1442	01:23 PM Mar 29, 2019 by Bobdown
	Friday Funnies (Preview)	LLD	0	2132	10:55 AM Mar 29, 2019 by LLD
	Missing Person. (Preview) Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: ... What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of ey...	Possum3	1	2026	03:47 PM Mar 28, 2019 by Whenarewethere
	Stand up Comedian (Preview) Very good advice	Bobdown	0	1457	11:33 AM Mar 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	Understanding the lingo. (Preview) One of me immigrant mates is now a true blue Aussie. I saw him drinking his own urine, chasing chooks around his back yard and with his ear close to a bulls arse. ... He said he was being an Aussie like me - drinking lots of piss, chasing chicks and listening to utter bull****.	rgren2	0	1550	11:31 AM Mar 27, 2019 by rgren2
	Negligee present. (Preview) An old man enters a lingerie store to purchase a transparent negligee for his wife. The saleswoman shows him several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to hi...	Possum3	0	1483	04:08 PM Mar 26, 2019 by Possum3
	What do you recommend? (Preview)	Possum3	0	1425	01:27 PM Mar 26, 2019 by Possum3
	Kookaburra copied by Lyre bird (Preview) Kookaburra channelled by a Lyre bird. This is brilliant, well done the photographer who captured it. The lyrebird is very shy and unlikely to perform if humans are around so he/she must have had camera hidden.	Bobdown	0	1849	12:43 PM Mar 25, 2019 by Bobdown
	Who needs ladders... (Preview) WAIT TILL THE MEXICANS SEE THIS !!!	Bobdown	0	2161	11:25 AM Mar 25, 2019 by Bobdown
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