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Cough up your last Penny
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A lady and her 7-year-old son are eating in a restaurant. In a moment of playfulness, the boy swallows a coin and chokes. The mother tries slapping his back, rubbing his neck, shaking him hard and everything she could think of, without success. The boy begins to turn blue. The desperate mother start...
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Paintar
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1433
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BIOLOGY EXAM:
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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'. The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.... However, he wrote: 1) It is perfect formu...
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1179
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The Boss
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Bobdown
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1257
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Couple more.
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1359
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Milk.
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1085
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The Happy pig.
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1589
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Dead cat.
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1383
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Good old days.
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1379
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Old Geezer Medicine.
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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment... for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000." Mr "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this...
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1203
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Goodbye.
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1348
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Husband home early.
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1412
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Truckie and a Emu.
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A truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a co...ke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' - 'Sounds great, the same,' says the emu. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'Th...
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Hurts.
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Sounds like a Ferrari
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YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL A FERRARI BY THE SOUND OF ITS ENGINE
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Bobdown
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Pigs.
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A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five m...ale pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to d...
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1852
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To be young again
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Sex Therapist.
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A couple, both age 78, went to an NHS sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor ...looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them £50...
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Slick Lawyer.
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A big city lawyer was called in on a case between a farmer and a large railroad company. The farmer noticed that his prize cow was missing from the field through which the railroad passed. He filed a suit against the railroad company for the value of the cow. The attorney cornered the farmer and tried to g...
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885
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Frugal
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The RSM of a Scottish regiment walks in to a chemist shop carefully unwraps a small paper bag and plonks a tatty, beat up, worn and torn condom on the counter, Hoo much tae repair this? he asks. Chemist looks it over and replies, Hmm, looks pretty bad, a repair will cost you two shillings . . . The RSM thinks...
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Irish Ghost.
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John Reilly, a Cavan man studying in UCD, was on the side of the road hitchhiking back to Dublin on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him an...
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