Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

A man went to see his doctor for his yearly examination. The doctor asked him about his daily activity level. Well, the man said. Yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up a...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

An elderly lady boarded a very crowded bus and, as all the seats were taken, she stood in the middle. A young man began to get up but she shook her head and gently sat him back down. No thank you sonny, I can stand, she said. A few moments later he tried to rise again. No, no, thank you! she said pushing him bac...

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Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

4 quickies...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Worth a look.......

Bobdown · Bobdown

My wife crashed her car yesterday. She told the Police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a can of beer at the time. The Police told her the man is entitled to do whatever he likes on his own front porch.

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. 'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these pa...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Further Education -nothing like it! Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now. Paddy: oh! Mick: For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is? Paddy: No Mick: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; If you took night classes you'd know this. The next day, ...

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Possum3 · Possum3

A group of friends went deer hunting. They decided to separate into pairs for the day to cover more ground. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under a huge buck. The rest of the group helped him as he dropped the buck, before looking around. ?Where?s Harry?? asked one of the other hunter...

Paintar · Paintar

A man is sitting on a blanket at the beach. He has no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, Walk past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a...

Possum3 · Possum3

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to...

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman takes her teenage daughter to the doctors. The doctor says: Okay, Maam, whats the problem? The mother answers: Its my daughter. She keeps getting these cravings, shes putting on weight and she is sick most mornings. The doctor gives the girl a good examination, then turns to the mother and say...

Possum3 · Possum3

Frank always looked on the bright side and would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply: It could have been worse. To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so bad and terrible, that...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two men walk into a restaurant and sit down. A very beautiful waitress comes to their table to serve them. The first man orders, then the woman looks to the second man. And what would you like? she asks. The man smiles at the server and answers: A quickie. The waitress screws up her face in total disgust. W...

Hurls · Hurls

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Daily activity. (Preview) A man went to see his doctor for his yearly examination. The doctor asked him about his daily activity level. Well, the man said. Yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up a...	Possum3	0	1208	09:35 AM Apr 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Lassie (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	0	1828	12:28 PM Apr 9, 2019 by rockylizard
	Todays funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1565	11:22 AM Apr 9, 2019 by Peterpan
	Old lady on a bus. (Preview) An elderly lady boarded a very crowded bus and, as all the seats were taken, she stood in the middle. A young man began to get up but she shook her head and gently sat him back down. No thank you sonny, I can stand, she said. A few moments later he tried to rise again. No, no, thank you! she said pushing him bac...	Possum3	0	1403	10:04 AM Apr 9, 2019 by Possum3
	Professional. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1244	09:15 AM Apr 8, 2019 by Blues Man
	Frog Princess. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1890	07:41 AM Apr 7, 2019 by Possum3
	Friends or what.... (Preview) 4 quickies...	Bobdown	1	1336	08:11 PM Apr 6, 2019 by grahos
	Funny camp flight attendant (Preview) Worth a look.......	Bobdown	1	1199	08:03 PM Apr 6, 2019 by grahos
	Car crash (Preview) My wife crashed her car yesterday. She told the Police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a can of beer at the time. The Police told her the man is entitled to do whatever he likes on his own front porch.	Bobdown	0	1501	03:49 PM Apr 6, 2019 by Bobdown
	For the Drinkers. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1637	09:28 AM Apr 6, 2019 by Possum3
	There’s a federal election coming soon. (Preview) While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. 'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these pa...	Bobdown	0	1512	04:32 PM Apr 5, 2019 by Bobdown
	Irish night school (Preview) Further Education -nothing like it! Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now. Paddy: oh! Mick: For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is? Paddy: No Mick: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; If you took night classes you'd know this. The next day, ...	Bobdown	0	1470	11:23 AM Apr 5, 2019 by Bobdown
	Before. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1720	10:46 PM Apr 4, 2019 by Possum3
	Choice (Preview) A group of friends went deer hunting. They decided to separate into pairs for the day to cover more ground. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under a huge buck. The rest of the group helped him as he dropped the buck, before looking around. ?Where?s Harry?? asked one of the other hunter...	Possum3	0	1468	06:18 PM Apr 4, 2019 by Possum3
	SCOTTISH COMPASSION (Preview) A man is sitting on a blanket at the beach. He has no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, Walk past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a...	Paintar	0	1345	04:47 PM Apr 4, 2019 by Paintar
	The Lawyer. (Preview) A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to...	Possum3	0	1192	09:58 AM Apr 4, 2019 by Possum3
	I haven't. (Preview) A woman takes her teenage daughter to the doctors. The doctor says: Okay, Maam, whats the problem? The mother answers: Its my daughter. She keeps getting these cravings, shes putting on weight and she is sick most mornings. The doctor gives the girl a good examination, then turns to the mother and say...	Possum3	0	1294	10:12 AM Apr 3, 2019 by Possum3
	Optimist. (Preview) Frank always looked on the bright side and would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply: It could have been worse. To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so bad and terrible, that...	Possum3	0	1472	07:04 PM Apr 2, 2019 by Possum3
	What? (Preview) Two men walk into a restaurant and sit down. A very beautiful waitress comes to their table to serve them. The first man orders, then the woman looks to the second man. And what would you like? she asks. The man smiles at the server and answers: A quickie. The waitress screws up her face in total disgust. W...	Possum3	0	1512	02:39 PM Apr 2, 2019 by Possum3
	Low Fat Milk (Preview)	Hurls	0	1425	05:03 PM Mar 31, 2019 by Hurls
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