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Smart Baby
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Craig1
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0
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1468
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Surviving childhood
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As a child I had a life threatening condition, I had to eat dirt three times a day to survive.Im lucky my older sister told me about it.
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rgren2
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0
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1118
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Who remembers Jolliffe's cartoons?
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Possum3
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5
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1773
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you can only die once
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Craig1
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0
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1254
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Golden Girls
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Bobdown
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0
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1127
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Dirty drawings
(Preview)
what were you thinking........
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Bobdown
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0
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1634
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It's the Police.
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Possum3
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0
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1024
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Virginity?
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*Virginity Test* *Son* : Dad, I want to marry, how can I know if my wife is a virgin? *Dad* : Do virginity test.. *Son* : What do you mean? *Dad* : Buy a red and blue paint *Son* : How can that help? *Dad* : Paint your left ball with the blue paint, and your right ball with the red paint, when you want to have sex, r...
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Possum3
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0
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1117
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Love letters.
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A woman walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter systematically pasting Love stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. The womans curiosity gets the better of h...
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Possum3
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1
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1399
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Little Johny.
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Possum3
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0
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1068
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Blonde Pilot.
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Possum3
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0
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915
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The hereafter.
(Preview)
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down...
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Possum3
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0
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800
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Birthday gift
(Preview)
The morning of my wife's birthday I realised that I had forgotten all about it. I went out in the backyard and picked up a straight stick, and wrapped it as a gift. handed her the package and said this is the first gift. As she unwrapped it she said, "It's a f*cking stick! What do I want with a f*cking stick...
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Possum3
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972
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Painting.
(Preview)
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use som...
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Possum3
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0
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989
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Growth.
(Preview)
An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long: When the black male reaches... a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches....
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Possum3
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0
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1077
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Germs.
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Possum3
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0
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1013
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Doctor's.
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Possum3
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0
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880
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Talking dog.
(Preview)
A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Brisbane That will teach our do...
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Possum3
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1
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1403
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The vagrant.
(Preview)
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner...: The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked. "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "N...
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Possum3
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0
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857
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Nun and the priest.
(Preview)
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim....
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1042
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