Just Joking

rgren2 · rgren2

The Italian TestI was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Slip slide away...........

Craig1 · Craig1

just munchin the grass

Craig1 · Craig1

Queens over desert sands

Craig1 · Craig1

good job the photographer didnt want wet toes

Craig1 · Craig1

It is warming up

Craig1 · Craig1

Dont read until 6pm, it's beer o'clock now

Craig1 · Craig1

oh to be that young

Possum3 · Possum3

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'It's fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minute...

JayDee · JayDee

The old guy and the Hooker An old man is walking in Perth and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?" ...

Possum3 · Possum3

A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. From now on when I say Bell 1, I want you to strip nake...

Craig1 · Craig1

Just a bbq

Possum3 · Possum3

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the 32,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pu...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

A repeat offender walks into court and stands in front of the judge. After he looks him up and down, the judge says to the defendant: I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again? Your Honour, the criminal says. Thats what I tried to tell the police but they wouldnt listen!

Possum3 · Possum3

Soon after marriage, a ladys husband stopped wearing his wedding ring. Annoyed by this, the woman asked: Why dont you ever wear your wedding band? The husband replied: It cuts off my circulation. She answered back: Its supposed to!

Possum3 · Possum3

One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk down on his hands and knees searching for something under a street light. The man asked the drunk what he was looking for so diligently and the drunk said he had tripped and his Rolex wrist watch had broken loose from his wrist. The man, being a kind-hea...

Possum3 · Possum3

A butcher is in his shop busily serving customers when all of a sudden he notices a dog. He shoos him away, but later he notices the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads: I need 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in h...

Bobdown · Bobdown

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for abou...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Powerpoint presentation.........some may not be able to open. Cheers

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Italian test (Preview) The Italian TestI was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts...	rgren2	1	1771	08:17 PM Nov 1, 2019 by Bicyclecamper
	Hang on tight (Preview) Slip slide away...........	Bobdown	0	1834	11:06 AM Nov 1, 2019 by Bobdown
	God (Preview) just munchin the grass	Craig1	0	1412	09:30 AM Nov 1, 2019 by Craig1
	he Flight Attendant (Preview) Queens over desert sands	Craig1	0	1260	10:19 PM Oct 31, 2019 by Craig1
	No wet toes (Preview) good job the photographer didnt want wet toes	Craig1	0	966	10:13 PM Oct 31, 2019 by Craig1
	Once upon a time (Preview) It is warming up	Craig1	0	1119	10:05 PM Oct 31, 2019 by Craig1
	Beer Research (Preview) Dont read until 6pm, it's beer o'clock now	Craig1	0	1268	04:56 PM Oct 30, 2019 by Craig1
	A Real Cowboy (Preview) oh to be that young	Craig1	0	1545	01:34 PM Oct 30, 2019 by Craig1
	Fart football. (Preview) An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'It's fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minute...	Possum3	0	1588	09:13 PM Oct 29, 2019 by Possum3
	The old guy and the Hooker (Preview) The old guy and the Hooker An old man is walking in Perth and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?" ...	JayDee	0	1499	02:38 PM Oct 28, 2019 by JayDee
	The Firefighter. (Preview) A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. From now on when I say Bell 1, I want you to strip nake...	Possum3	0	1227	12:08 PM Oct 28, 2019 by Possum3
	Dad cook lunch (Preview) Just a bbq	Craig1	0	1412	08:28 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Craig1
	Quiz answer. (Preview) A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the 32,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pu...	Possum3	1	1801	08:24 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Craig1
	Ohhh! (Preview)	Possum3	0	1477	07:34 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Possum3
	That's what I said. (Preview) A repeat offender walks into court and stands in front of the judge. After he looks him up and down, the judge says to the defendant: I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again? Your Honour, the criminal says. Thats what I tried to tell the police but they wouldnt listen!	Possum3	0	1017	05:27 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Possum3
	Wedding ring. (Preview) Soon after marriage, a ladys husband stopped wearing his wedding ring. Annoyed by this, the woman asked: Why dont you ever wear your wedding band? The husband replied: It cuts off my circulation. She answered back: Its supposed to!	Possum3	0	1198	05:25 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Possum3
	Lost watch. (Preview) One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk down on his hands and knees searching for something under a street light. The man asked the drunk what he was looking for so diligently and the drunk said he had tripped and his Rolex wrist watch had broken loose from his wrist. The man, being a kind-hea...	Possum3	0	1391	05:24 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Possum3
	Clever Dog. (Preview) A butcher is in his shop busily serving customers when all of a sudden he notices a dog. He shoos him away, but later he notices the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads: I need 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in h...	Possum3	0	1348	05:22 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Possum3
	Old Age (Preview) While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for abou...	Bobdown	5	1920	08:31 PM Oct 25, 2019 by Valkie
	Do you know the difference? (Preview) Powerpoint presentation.........some may not be able to open. Cheers	Bobdown	0	1508	11:02 AM Oct 25, 2019 by Bobdown
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