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Smart Footballers ?
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"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Mick Malthouse - Collingwood "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." Peter Bell - Fremantle - on his University Law studies "You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in...
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'Comfortable?'
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells he...
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A PUN
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A scientist cloned himself, but the experiment created a duplicate who used very foul language. As the clone cursed and swore, the scientist finally pushed it out of the window, and it fell to it's death. The scientist was arrested for .............making an obscene clone fall.
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Road safety
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The local road safety authority had a blitz on safety on the roads and the slogan was"wear white, be seen at night" One local identity decided to do the right thing and went out one day dressed with white hat, white tie, white shirt, white scarf, white suit, white gloves, white socks and white shoes. Go...
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Couple of Aussie jokes related to me by old Prospector round my campfire..tad risque'
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1. A woman had been a prostitute for 4 years and was worried about the "size" of her vagina on her wedding night... She decided to tell her newly wed husband that she caught it on barbed wire when climbing over a farmer's fence... After their first consummating tryst, the subject was inevitabl...
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Nude Selfie
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Benny Hill being Benny Hill.classic...short MP4 video.
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Brilliant comic...very lonely man in reality like so many comics..Han**** etc....Hoo Roo
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Qantas Pilots
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After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a"gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that groun...
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Quick as....
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Jennifer, a manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the...
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Hell...
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Old Timer....
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An old man is walking in Hastings Street, Noosa, and passes a Hooker standing at her door. She gestures to him: " Grandpaps why don't we give it a try?" "No Girlie, that is no longer possible for me", he replies. Says the Hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try at least?" They undress a...
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Transparency..photo..
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Thinking...
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A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, Damn, I WALKED here. How am I gonna carry all this home?The livestock dealer said, Why dont you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken unde...
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Man's guide to a lasting relationship.
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1. Find a woman that makes you laugh. 2. Find a woman who has a job and likes housework 3. Find a woman who is honest. 4. Find a woman who is awesome in the bedroom. 5. Find a woman who will wait on you hand and foot. 6. Most of all it is very important that these five women never meet.
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Educated.
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A husband and wife were celebrating their 30th anniversary. One of their divorced friends approached them and congratulated them on the big achievement. I have to know, whats your secret to staying so happy? the divorcee asked. Well, the husband answered. She has a university degree in communicat...
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Close shave.
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An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the s...
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A Very, Very, Very, good explanation !!! lol
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Deleted. Sorry not meant to have been.Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 21st of January 2019 10:54:14 PM
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The Prawn & Crab...David Niven....short MP4 video
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Another old classic...Hoo Roo
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Theresa May survive......
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Fasten your seat belt....Theresa May get to 10 Downing Street....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Monday 21st of January 2019 04:39:16 PM
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Great Doctors
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A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he will be looking for a job."The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we can take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he will be looking for a job."...
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