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CentreLink.
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A young bloke with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the Centrelink to sign some paperwork. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just H A T E being on the DOLE. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like t...
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Sex after Death
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Craig1
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1159
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Dementia.
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1754
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Long RV trips.
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1080
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My accident.
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1035
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Crumpled $20 bill.
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With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up? No, said her husband. ...... She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse, slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out...
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1053
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To be sure.
(Preview)
Harry was on holiday in the Middle East with his wife, children and mother-in-law. During a visit to Jerusalem, his mother-in-law unexpectedly died. With a death certificate in his hand, he was making preparations to fly his mother-in-laws body home for a proper burial. The funeral director over t...
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1165
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Silence.
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Sounds of Silence
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Simon and Garfunkel take off.......very clever. -- Edited by Bobdown on Saturday 22nd of February 2020 11:19:12 AM
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1343
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DUI
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One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minu...
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Computers.
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Moonlight.
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1330
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Batteries.
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931
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Favourite?
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995
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Past love.
(Preview)
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "surely I can't look that old.". Well . . . you'll love this one. The stuff is from a lady called Archana "My name is Archana. I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his BDS degree on the...
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854
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Intuition.
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Don't Mess With Old Ladies
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"An older lady gets pulled over for speeding"... Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.... Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ag...
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873
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Different extremes
(Preview)
2 short video's......male and female
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994
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Types of Hell.
(Preview)
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.... He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do there?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beat...
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749
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Texas logic.
(Preview)
A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.... The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes f...
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