Just Joking

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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn...

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a bit of a story

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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. ---The next day, the kids came back ...and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher rea...

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Winters can be extremely cold in northern Scotland, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his farm worker, Archie. Noticing, however, that Archie wasn't wearing the earmuffs even on the coldest day, the owner asked, 'Didn't you like the earmuffs I gave yo...

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almost talkin

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just skippin away

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A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said somet...

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Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleepi...

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a bit sticky as well -- Edited by Craig1 on Wednesday 9th of October 2019 09:18:01 PM

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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the ...girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later s...

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very clever

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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. Of course, my son, said the priest. Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found...

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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what shed like as a gift. Id like to be eight again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bow...

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A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.... Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...

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A woman and her husband stop at a dentists office. I need a tooth pulled right away, she says. Dont bother with the pain relief; were in a hurry. Which tooth do you want pulled? asks the Dentist. The woman shoves her husband toward the dentist and says: Go ahead, dear. Show him your tooth.

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Two aliens landed in the New Mexico desert near a gas station that had been closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger of the tw...o aliens addressed it. "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump (of course) didn't respond. The younger...

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	An Irish Affair. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1543	08:36 AM Oct 12, 2019 by Possum3
	Fred (Preview) a bit of a story	Craig1	0	1380	09:33 PM Oct 11, 2019 by Craig1
	Marine Corps. (Preview) The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. ---The next day, the kids came back ...and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher rea...	Possum3	0	1295	11:05 AM Oct 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Why Scots don't wear Ear Muffs: (Preview) Winters can be extremely cold in northern Scotland, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his farm worker, Archie. Noticing, however, that Archie wasn't wearing the earmuffs even on the coldest day, the owner asked, 'Didn't you like the earmuffs I gave yo...	Possum3	0	1411	07:25 AM Oct 11, 2019 by Possum3
	The horth wissper (Preview) almost talkin	Craig1	0	1324	08:37 PM Oct 10, 2019 by Craig1
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	Organist. (Preview) A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said somet...	Possum3	0	1602	11:21 AM Oct 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Army Life. (Preview) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleepi...	Possum3	0	1398	08:27 PM Oct 9, 2019 by Possum3
	Newly wed (Preview) a bit sticky as well -- Edited by Craig1 on Wednesday 9th of October 2019 09:18:01 PM	Craig1	0	1266	04:47 PM Oct 9, 2019 by Craig1
	How? (Preview)	Possum3	0	1196	11:19 AM Oct 9, 2019 by Possum3
	"Bless me Father". (Preview) "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the ...girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later s...	Possum3	0	1033	08:08 AM Oct 9, 2019 by Possum3
	Smart Ass (Preview) very clever	Craig1	0	1421	05:18 PM Oct 8, 2019 by Craig1
	Confession. (Preview) The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. Of course, my son, said the priest. Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found...	Possum3	0	1192	03:00 PM Oct 8, 2019 by Possum3
	Birthday surprise. (Preview) A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what shed like as a gift. Id like to be eight again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bow...	Possum3	0	1500	02:40 PM Oct 8, 2019 by Possum3
	A SHORT LOVE STORY (Preview) A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.... Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...	Possum3	0	997	08:43 AM Oct 8, 2019 by Possum3
	In a hurry. (Preview) A woman and her husband stop at a dentists office. I need a tooth pulled right away, she says. Dont bother with the pain relief; were in a hurry. Which tooth do you want pulled? asks the Dentist. The woman shoves her husband toward the dentist and says: Go ahead, dear. Show him your tooth.	Possum3	0	1242	08:44 AM Oct 7, 2019 by Possum3
	Fishing with Sam. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1301	06:20 PM Oct 6, 2019 by Possum3
	Two Aliens. (Preview) Two aliens landed in the New Mexico desert near a gas station that had been closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger of the tw...o aliens addressed it. "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump (of course) didn't respond. The younger...	Possum3	0	1122	06:07 PM Oct 6, 2019 by Possum3
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