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katz
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like A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers . She looked up and notices that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation...
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eskimo holiday
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just barkin An Eskimo took a campervan holiday in New Zealand. While driving around the admiring the views, the motor started coughing and spluttering and then died. The Eskimo got out and scratched his head. Not being mechanically minded, he didn't know what to do. At that moment a...
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Day 7
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Bobdown
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Face mask
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Just watch where you put the skidmark............
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Council Recliners
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I read in the local newspaper that Bunnings were having a sale on Council Recliners. I got curious about this item, because I'd never heard of a 'Council Recliner, So I went to Bunnings to find out what these things were. Guess what? I've had one in the shed for years!I Just hadn't figured out how...
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Pilot texting wife on landing
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The C0ckroach
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A guy was sitting in his living room reading a book when there was a knock on the door. When he answered it there stood a giant c0akroach who punched the guy in the face and then ran away. The guy was amazed and couldn't work out what had happened. Next day he was reading his book again and once again there wa...
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drtooheys
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The Chicken
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A duck waddled up to the side of the road and as he did a chicken ran up to him and said "Don't do it, you'll never hear the end of it!!"
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drtooheys
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Injury increase
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Old technology
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He is only One Ronnie now........
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Another over reaction re virus
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Meanwhile in Kaikohe... 9am at kaikohe Countdown, a line of old people were waiting for the 9am opening for Seniors only. A young man comes out of his car and tried to cut into the front of the line, but an old kuia beats him back into the parking lot with her tokotoko. The young nanakia tries again to cut...
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Aus-Kiwi
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Locked up with kids.
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Parenting the teenages Maiden. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=przuq9TDUFE
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drtooheys
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So hugely perfectly negative!
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Whenarewethere
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A lesson on grammar.
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On his 74th birthday, an old man received a gift certificate from his wife...The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.After being persuaded to go, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket...
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WE USE A PLUNGER WHEN OUR DRAIN IS BLOCKED......
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Help
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Toilet paper
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Irish moose
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Happy St Paddys!!!! Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose, and they managed to bag six. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said that the plane could take only four moose. The two lads objected str...
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Day 7
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Whenarewethere
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Day 10
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