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Best drunk
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Nevd
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0
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1036
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A doctor and a truck driver
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A doctor and a truck driver...A doctor and a truck driver are both in love with a very beautiful woman named Sara and the competition is fierce. Right as the truck driver is starting to get in good with her, his company sends him on a week long job, but before he leaves he brings Sara 7 apples. She says "It'...
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Paintar
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0
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839
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The Lone Ranger...
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Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tont...
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Des and Jane
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0
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1099
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Wishful thinking Vs reality
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A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the acci...
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skins
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0
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1150
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Good news
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A man wakes up from surgery and is greeted by the doctor, who says "I'm sorry sir, but I have good news and bad news, which would you like to hear first?" The man sighs and says "I guess I would like to hear the bad news first doc." "Well the bad news" says the doctor "is that during the surgery we had to amputa...
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Bobdown
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0
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1210
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The Moral of the Story
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Craig1
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0
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1180
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Unclaimed luggage
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no one is game...........
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Bobdown
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1
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1217
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Indian guru
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Bobdown
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0
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1047
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A policeman
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Craig1
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0
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1281
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$100 tattoo
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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Judy, says, Where in the Hell have you been? Larry replies, I was out getting a tattoo. A tattoo? she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get? I got 2 x $50 notes on my penis, he said proudly. What the hell were you thinking? She said, shaking her head in disda...
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rgren2
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0
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1293
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A new truck
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nothin like, nothin about nothin
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Craig1
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0
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1548
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House painting
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Craig1
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0
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1310
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Bald-headed babies
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Cruel mothers..........first taste of lemon, very funny
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Bobdown
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4
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1106
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Safe food handling
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Bobdown
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0
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1412
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A Farmer at the movies
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Craig1
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0
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1180
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Cruel prank
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Funny to laugh at others ....
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Bobdown
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3
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1761
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Classic David Jason
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Bobdown
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1
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1536
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Shoplifters.........not really funny
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You'll be amazed !! Might need new batteries one day
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Bobdown
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4
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1928
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Thanks possum3
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Thanks for your jokes Possum3. I tell them to the guys at our mens shed at smoko and they love them Wassa
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WAssa41
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4
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1526
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The Blonde and the cow
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A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows, so I drove a nail into the 2x4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is...
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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1192
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