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QANTAS
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A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qantas from Sydney to Auckland. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked,If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son...
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741
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Woman's poem.
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856
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Cyclists.
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2
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755
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Chinese turn table
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Bobdown
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3
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1391
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Words.
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2
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886
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Victorian meme.
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874
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Little Johnny.
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Little Johnny was staying with his grandmother for a few days. Hed been playing outside for a while when he came into the house and asked her: Grandma, what is it called when people are sleeping on top of each other? She was a little taken aback but decided to tell him the truth. Its called sexual intercou...
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705
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Ladies, I understand.
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When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in t...
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624
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A.A.A.D.D.
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Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:... I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I broug...
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745
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Tell the Truth
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Bobdown
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2
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914
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Satan.
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862
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Savages.
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693
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What's for dinner?
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643
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Military.
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Emailed to me. I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military uni...
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831
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It snowed last night.
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It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:1...7 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple l...
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836
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Johnny again.
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606
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Shaving.
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A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire....... "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. The girl agre...
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633
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New logo
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706
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Warning to Infidel.
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733
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In the field.
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