Just Joking

JayDee · JayDee

I am sure that this one has been around somewhere in the thousands of jokes:- An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return,her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us,not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand...

ConsumerMan · ConsumerMan

there you go ladies, problem sorted at Bailey Bar Caravan Park, Charleville QLD -- Edited by ConsumerMan on Wednesday 4th of December 2019 10:53:25 AM

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Every time I try and watch a video in the just joking section by clicking on the link posted the video wont load...just has a triangle with a bar through it. Think I am missing out on some good stuff here. Any help would be appreciated. Regards, Des

Possum3 · Possum3

CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza?GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.CALLER: I must have dialled a wrong number. Sorry.GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordons Pizza last month.CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza....GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?CALLER: My usual? You know me?GOOGLE: Accord...

Possum3 · Possum3

At a wedding ceremony the priest asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn't go on, it was time to stand up and speak, or forever hold his or her peace. The moment of utter silence was interrupted by a young beautiful woman carrying a baby. She started slowly walking toward the...

Bobdown · Bobdown

A list of 8 Scary Armies.... Watch the video see them in action..... 1. Costa Rica2. Iraq. ...3. North Korea. ...4. Eritrea. ...5. Nigeria. ...6. The Philippines. ...7. Tajikistan. ...8. Mongolia.

Possum3 · Possum3

As we progress into the end of 2019, I want to thank you for your educational Facebook posts over the past year. I am totally screwed... up now and have little chance of recovery. .... I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water with...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

A little 3-year-old girl was playing with her miniature tea set. Her father was in the living room and her mother was out shopping. The little girl came out to the living room and offered her father a cup of tea, which was in fact just water. He thought this was really cute, so she did it several more times....

Possum3 · Possum3

A man is trying to understand the nature of God, time, and the Universe. He asks God: How long is a billion years to you? God says: A billion years is like a second to me. The man asks: Well, how much is a billion dollars to you? God says: A billion dollars is like a penny to me. So the man says: God, can I have a p...

Possum3 · Possum3

An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the mens room, then walked out through the bar. It was a beautiful evening, so he decided to leave his car in the parking lot and walk home. When he arrived at his front door, he realised he didnt have his keys. He fina...

Paintar · Paintar

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle And whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobod...

Possum3 · Possum3

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there fo...r a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky v...

Craig1 · Craig1

a miracle

Craig1 · Craig1

Go forward mate

Bobdown · Bobdown

One for you Grey Nomads...............

Bobdown · Bobdown

Trick landing......could have been a lot worse.

Possum3 · Possum3

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do, Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought yo...

Bobdown · Bobdown

will outdo most men........

Sarco Harris · Sarco Harris

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Money $$$ even if by ill gotten gains. (Preview) I am sure that this one has been around somewhere in the thousands of jokes:- An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return,her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us,not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand...	JayDee	0	878	01:21 PM Dec 4, 2019 by JayDee
	There You Go Ladies (Preview) there you go ladies, problem sorted at Bailey Bar Caravan Park, Charleville QLD -- Edited by ConsumerMan on Wednesday 4th of December 2019 10:53:25 AM	ConsumerMan	1	1138	11:01 AM Dec 4, 2019 by Possum3
	Ipad won’t load mp4 video’s (Preview) Every time I try and watch a video in the just joking section by clicking on the link posted the video wont load...just has a triangle with a bar through it. Think I am missing out on some good stuff here. Any help would be appreciated. Regards, Des	Des and Jane	8	1370	09:37 AM Dec 4, 2019 by Iva Biggen
	Order a Pizza. (Preview) CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza?GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.CALLER: I must have dialled a wrong number. Sorry.GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordons Pizza last month.CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza....GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?CALLER: My usual? You know me?GOOGLE: Accord...	Possum3	0	1001	08:44 AM Dec 4, 2019 by Possum3
	Wedding. (Preview) At a wedding ceremony the priest asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn't go on, it was time to stand up and speak, or forever hold his or her peace. The moment of utter silence was interrupted by a young beautiful woman carrying a baby. She started slowly walking toward the...	Possum3	1	1404	07:09 PM Dec 3, 2019 by Tony Bev
	A list of 8 Scary Armies.... (Preview) *A list of 8 Scary Armies....* *Watch the video see them in action.....* 1. Costa Rica2. Iraq. ...3. North Korea. ...4. Eritrea. ...5. Nigeria. ...6. The Philippines. ...7. Tajikistan. ...8. Mongolia.	Bobdown	3	1472	06:58 PM Dec 3, 2019 by Tony Bev
	Advices. (Preview) As we progress into the end of 2019, I want to thank you for your educational Facebook posts over the past year. I am totally screwed... up now and have little chance of recovery. .... I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water with...	Possum3	3	1322	06:43 PM Dec 3, 2019 by Tony Bev
	EPSTEIN AND THE BILLARY TWINS....... (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1260	02:20 PM Dec 3, 2019 by Bobdown
	Tea party. (Preview) A little 3-year-old girl was playing with her miniature tea set. Her father was in the living room and her mother was out shopping. The little girl came out to the living room and offered her father a cup of tea, which was in fact just water. He thought this was really cute, so she did it several more times....	Possum3	0	1394	10:52 PM Dec 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Relativity. (Preview) A man is trying to understand the nature of God, time, and the Universe. He asks God: How long is a billion years to you? God says: A billion years is like a second to me. The man asks: Well, how much is a billion dollars to you? God says: A billion dollars is like a penny to me. So the man says: God, can I have a p...	Possum3	0	1551	10:50 PM Dec 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Nice evening . (Preview) An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the mens room, then walked out through the bar. It was a beautiful evening, so he decided to leave his car in the parking lot and walk home. When he arrived at his front door, he realised he didnt have his keys. He fina...	Possum3	0	1210	10:49 PM Dec 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Indian with one Testicle (Preview) There once was an Indian who had only one testicle And whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobod...	Paintar	0	916	07:12 PM Dec 1, 2019 by Paintar
	Blonde. (Preview) "An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there fo...r a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky v...	Possum3	0	1273	09:10 PM Nov 30, 2019 by Possum3
	a little boy (Preview) a miracle	Craig1	1	1102	09:17 PM Nov 28, 2019 by Hewy54
	She's Loaded (Preview) Go forward mate	Craig1	2	1446	01:55 PM Nov 28, 2019 by Craig1
	Falling to pieces (Preview) One for you Grey Nomads...............	Bobdown	1	1019	12:02 PM Nov 28, 2019 by grahos
	He Really Nailed the Landing (Preview) Trick landing......could have been a lot worse.	Bobdown	3	1100	11:55 AM Nov 28, 2019 by grahos
	Lone Ranger (Preview) The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do, Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought yo...	Possum3	0	1149	04:43 PM Nov 27, 2019 by Possum3
	BLOODY IMPRESSIVE WOMEN! (Preview) will outdo most men........	Bobdown	5	1394	10:05 PM Nov 26, 2019 by Craig1
	Andy (Preview)	Sarco Harris	1	1384	08:28 AM Nov 25, 2019 by Iva Biggen
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