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Aussie accent?
(Preview)
An Australian entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman. Where are you from, mate? asked the Australian, after they had chatted for a while. Im from the finest country in the whole wide world, said the Scotsman. Are you? said the other. You have a damn funny accent for a Australian.
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0
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668
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Border Guard NT style.
(Preview)
Photo by Trialee Jikipayinga Ah Mat.
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Possum3
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1
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567
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Christian.
(Preview)
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0
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546
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To do list.
(Preview)
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0
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579
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Collingwood Press release
(Preview)
If only COLLINGWOOD PRESS RELEASEFollowing on from the Washington Redskins agreeing to relinquish the word Redskins from their title the Collingwood Football Club will delete Magpies from all nomenclature.This follows representation from Australian BLM that a Magpie is an ind...
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Craig1
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0
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563
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Modern Day Adam & Eve
(Preview)
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both cars are totalled , but amazingly neither driver was hurt. After both crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should me...
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0
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776
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Why do you look in your pocket?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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635
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Rules.
(Preview)
Rules for your Daughters Boyfriend , Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, youd better be delivering a package, because youre sure as hell not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. I...
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Possum3
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0
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707
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Golf
(Preview)
A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round: She says. "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?" No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot Finally, one man says. "Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m." He figures the ear...
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Possum3
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0
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692
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Plants.
(Preview)
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0
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736
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Strong Language.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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716
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Breaking News.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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797
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Nursery Rhymes.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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3
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752
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Rookie Cop.
(Preview)
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1
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741
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still in da crate
(Preview)
happy Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in Northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow... right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He : How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance Lena ,...
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Craig1
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0
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593
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COVID Mask in Canberra (Yesterday)
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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677
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2020.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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793
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Little Billy
(Preview)
Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement...
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Bobdown
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0
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515
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PC.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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607
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Explanation.
(Preview)
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a very valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too humiliating. I simply mentioned Id sustained a head injury, and...
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Possum3
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0
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500
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