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As a man is leaving his house for work his wife shouts out "Don't forget to buy a bag of snails on your way home, my parents are coming for dinner remember". The man agrees and rushes off to work, where he has a terrible, stressful day. Sure enough, when he gets home he's forgotten the bag of snails. "I can't...

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so so. v Car Air Conditioning ... The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner Here's a little fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends. The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile ai...

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Well close Subject: : Priest On His Deathbed An old Australian priest lay dying. He sent a message for an Australian Tax Office Supervisor and his Lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the priest held out his hands and motione...

Possum3 · Possum3

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".... Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her...

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We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules: Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Dont try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. Youre a big girl. If its up, put it...

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A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim....

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almost done and dusted

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Bobdown · Bobdown

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids 7 - 10) 1 . You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up whom they're going to m...

Possum3 · Possum3

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $12.99. 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs..' 'Then, I'll have to charge you $23.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.... 'You mean I'd have t...

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Don't try to figure it out............

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car torque

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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack......

Bobdown · Bobdown

Excommunicated A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing t...

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	Escargot for dinner (Preview) As a man is leaving his house for work his wife shouts out "Don't forget to buy a bag of snails on your way home, my parents are coming for dinner remember". The man agrees and rushes off to work, where he has a terrible, stressful day. Sure enough, when he gets home he's forgotten the bag of snails. "I can't...	fwdoz	0	984	07:54 PM Mar 6, 2020 by fwdoz
	Car air con (Preview) so so. v Car Air Conditioning ... The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner Here's a little fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends. The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile ai...	Craig1	0	1415	02:00 PM Mar 5, 2020 by Craig1
	Getting toward Easter (Preview) Well close Subject: : Priest On His Deathbed An old Australian priest lay dying. He sent a message for an Australian Tax Office Supervisor and his Lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the priest held out his hands and motione...	Craig1	0	1222	08:28 PM Mar 4, 2020 by Craig1
	50 Shades (Preview) FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".... Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her...	Possum3	0	1301	06:28 PM Feb 28, 2020 by Possum3
	Rules (Preview) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules: Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Dont try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. Youre a big girl. If its up, put it...	Possum3	0	1321	06:23 PM Feb 28, 2020 by Possum3
	Is that true? (Preview) A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim....	Possum3	0	1170	06:18 PM Feb 28, 2020 by Possum3
	Commonsense (Preview) almost done and dusted	Craig1	7	1229	05:03 PM Feb 28, 2020 by Craig1
	Who? (Preview)	Possum3	0	1256	01:18 PM Feb 28, 2020 by Possum3
	Military Genders. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1278	11:03 AM Feb 28, 2020 by Possum3
	That feeling. (Preview)	Possum3	0	990	10:49 AM Feb 28, 2020 by Possum3
	Grief. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1262	05:51 PM Feb 27, 2020 by Possum3
	Laugh for the day.....by kids (Preview) HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids 7 - 10) 1 . You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up whom they're going to m...	Bobdown	1	982	10:51 AM Feb 27, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Eggs. (Preview) We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $12.99. 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs..' 'Then, I'll have to charge you $23.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.... 'You mean I'd have t...	Possum3	0	1090	08:44 AM Feb 27, 2020 by Possum3
	America's Got Talent (Preview) Don't try to figure it out............	Bobdown	2	1386	07:06 AM Feb 25, 2020 by drtooheys
	Minor scratch on car (Preview)	Possum3	2	948	09:58 PM Feb 24, 2020 by Greg 1
	daughter asks her dad (Preview) car torque	Craig1	0	1349	09:21 PM Feb 24, 2020 by Craig1
	WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: (Preview) WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack......	Bobdown	0	1258	02:07 PM Feb 24, 2020 by Bobdown
	Some Irish fun (Preview) Excommunicated A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing t...	Bobdown	0	773	02:06 PM Feb 24, 2020 by Bobdown
	Fishing trip. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1070	09:55 AM Feb 24, 2020 by Possum3
	Politics. (Preview)	Possum3	0	946	09:40 AM Feb 24, 2020 by Possum3
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