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Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Possum3 · Possum3

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, youd better be delivering a package, because youre sure as hell not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off...

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Credit; Sandra Harvey.

fwdoz · fwdoz

One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says "Oh just a beer". The bartender asked the man "What's wrong? Why are you so down today?". The man said "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month". The bartender said "So what...

fwdoz · fwdoz

The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt" but now you can handle this situation.Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N.Schitt Inc.In turn,...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Bobdown · Bobdown

Irish or what..........

Sheffield-er · Sheffield-er

Dogs are worried.

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

Possum3 · Possum3

Your Yearly Dementia Test (only 4 questions) Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.... Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Here is a very privat...

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Fred was having trouble in school. His teacher was always yelling at him, You're driving me crazy, Fred, cant you learn anything? One day Fred's mother came to school to check on how he was doing. ... The teacher told her honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she h...

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	No Talking (Preview) One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says "Oh just a beer". The bartender asked the man "What's wrong? Why are you so down today?". The man said "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month". The bartender said "So what...	fwdoz	3	822	03:55 PM Aug 8, 2020 by fwdoz
	You dont know Jack (Preview) The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt" but now you can handle this situation.Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N.Schitt Inc.In turn,...	fwdoz	0	616	10:59 AM Aug 8, 2020 by fwdoz
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