Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bud light commercial.........

Possum3 · Possum3

1. On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I dont like spicy food. 2. They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax. 3. We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the tax...

Possum3 · Possum3

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The...

JayDee · JayDee

Possum3 · Possum3

A young guy from Charters Towers moves to Townsville and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in RetraVision in Charters Towers." Well, the boss was unsure, bu...

Possum3 · Possum3

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:... I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brou...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good on him...........not for me.

sherbert · sherbert

Bit of nostalgia . -- Edited by sherbert on Monday 11th of May 2020 09:53:44 PM

JayDee · JayDee

This one could have been on the forum before. But!!! worth a repeat. There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been follo...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

My urologist's office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the coronavirus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costl...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where w...

weggs · weggs

Can anyone advise on where to purchase a quality metal scoop(aluminium?) with a long handle> What brands price etc Thanks Weggs

Leshill · Leshill

Try it

Joker · Joker

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100. The American diplomat...

ERI LI · ERI LI

The queen will have to -" vamoose with the vault-" a.c.t will have to parliament park bench seat-" the -" Republicans can party-"& a -" ice age will take over this country..".. Bright side -? no Moses brigaders,climate changers riots,cos they all starving or deep frozen

Bobdown · Bobdown

British humour...

Recoup · Recoup

Bobdown · Bobdown

Study the picture for 5 seconds. What do you notice? Think about it; what is odd? Now scroll down Here are the results of the Survey: 1 100% of Male Naval Aviators failed this test. They were distracted by the woman's large bosom 2 100% of the female Naval Aviators also failed this test. They were di...

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Good Dog (Preview) Bud light commercial.........	Bobdown	1	686	03:07 PM May 18, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	ALLEGED COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY “THOMAS COOK HOLIDAYS” FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS (Preview) 1. On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I dont like spicy food. 2. They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax. 3. We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the tax...	Possum3	1	593	12:18 PM May 18, 2020 by Haji-Baba
	New Church Organist (Preview) The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The...	Possum3	0	442	12:03 PM May 18, 2020 by Possum3
	Who is right (Preview)	JayDee	0	630	06:51 AM May 18, 2020 by JayDee
	New Guy. (Preview) A young guy from Charters Towers moves to Townsville and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in RetraVision in Charters Towers." Well, the boss was unsure, bu...	Possum3	1	888	06:46 PM May 17, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. (Preview) Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:... I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brou...	Possum3	0	557	02:00 PM May 17, 2020 by Possum3
	Not all Old Geezers sit around all day. (Preview) Good on him...........not for me.	Bobdown	3	992	10:12 PM May 15, 2020 by Long Weekend
	Nostalgia (Preview) Bit of nostalgia . -- Edited by sherbert on Monday 11th of May 2020 09:53:44 PM	sherbert	1	1215	05:52 PM May 15, 2020 by grahos
	there were 2 ladies ??? (Preview) This one could have been on the forum before. But!!! worth a repeat. There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been follo...	JayDee	0	938	07:14 AM May 15, 2020 by JayDee
	Thursday's funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	0	870	05:20 PM May 14, 2020 by Bobdown
	New Urine Test! (Preview) My urologist's office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the coronavirus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costl...	Bobdown	0	887	09:34 AM May 14, 2020 by Bobdown
	Economic Stimulus Payment (Preview) Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where w...	Bobdown	2	1029	04:34 PM May 13, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	metal scoop for beach metal detecting. (Preview) Can anyone advise on where to purchase a quality metal scoop(aluminium?) with a long handle> What brands price etc Thanks Weggs	weggs	1	828	04:09 PM May 13, 2020 by rgren2
	How to back a trailer (Preview) Try it	Leshill	3	996	11:39 AM May 13, 2020 by Bobdown
	Long time not being here - Best Joke I have seen for a while 😂 (Preview) Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100. The American diplomat...	Joker	1	1211	05:37 PM May 12, 2020 by ERI LI
	Australia OUT of WORK & OUT of TAXES (Preview) The queen will have to -" vamoose with the vault-" a.c.t will have to parliament park bench seat-" the -" Republicans can party-"& a -" ice age will take over this country..".. Bright side -? no Moses brigaders,climate changers riots,cos they all starving or deep frozen	ERI LI	10	1336	01:34 PM May 12, 2020 by Santa
	Brain surgeon (Preview) British humour...	Bobdown	5	1639	09:37 AM May 10, 2020 by dorian
	Social Distancing (Preview)	Recoup	0	1093	03:30 PM May 9, 2020 by Recoup
	Brain teaser (Preview) Study the picture for 5 seconds. What do you notice? Think about it; what is odd? Now scroll down Here are the results of the Survey: 1 100% of Male Naval Aviators failed this test. They were distracted by the woman's large bosom 2 100% of the female Naval Aviators also failed this test. They were di...	Bobdown	1	987	11:10 AM May 9, 2020 by ERI LI
	Signs of Marriage Gone Bad (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1006	10:26 AM May 9, 2020 by Bobdown
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